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One day while young zombie sat on a bench eating human brains he saw a strange figure in a white Mercedes driving next to a bald camel. The strange figure ate some peanuts and choked to get the attention of a squirrel. The squirrel ignored the sitting zombies, but felt attracted to a pie-eating spider monkey who was screaming “HELP!!! DICK CHENEY!!!” This was seen as an insult by the moderators, but the moderators decided not to ban Dick Cheney from the universe. Instead, they asked why he did not clean the car on Saturday. He didn’t answer. He looked around. He stopped. A fire truck fell into a pit. It burst into flames and exploded. Another fire truck did the same but emitted a radioactive beam of chicken manure and shiny steel spoons. The spoons were carelessly tossed into a swimming pool by the Klingons who dastardly ate my chocolate digestive! The Klingons exploded on the sofa, then blew up a moat using radioactive slimy goo. This caused a nuclear explosion at McDonalds. The “food” they served there was mostly unaffected. Big macs and nuggets, Radioactive McDonalds did, I’m telling the world about it. “GO ON!!!” yelled Dick Cheney. He then ran across the street into a metal light post and saw a young zombie sitting on a pukwak. The zombie licked the ice and pooed his pants. His girlfriend saw him eat the ice and proceeded to watch eBay, then bidded on a shiny new handbag. W3P was not a giant cherry. Insert Name Here decided to go to the bathroom in time for Heroes. Then he tripped over a small, furry kitten named Benjamin, then Benjamin got mad and hissed at Zombie 20 for posting in his thread. Benjamin then cried because his tail was completely wrecked. It needed grooming. His new plugin was now severely broken due to Xenocythe hacking it’s Paris Hilton, under a dark bridge. Yet, not. The Evil Benjamin Laughs at unnecessary capitalization. Agent Dink is embarrassed. Thus, the end. “NOT!” Yelled the frightening yeti as neon lights blinked in INH’s (the cat murderer’s) face. Anyway… This story was completely random. And that was good. Work time was happy time and over because my bike got deconstructed by cola-cola moon waffle. Whilst Benjamin was licking his milk biscuit, Benjamin fell from his high-chair of browning frozen apple shoes. So then his Suzuki Swift lumberjack blade of fury cut open the salted pork. The pork came, about to attack a noob called Norbet the frog. Norbet squealed in a compacter while his brains were thoroughly pounded. A monkey ate some bananas while Norbet castrated the squirrel with a rusted spoon. Then the world was shaken by a massive feather weighing 100 pounds and dollars, which was nice. He fell over the remains of a dead leaf. The little zombie shot a duck and ate its spleen, while wetting his good friend’s insides. His friend went insane and burst into flames. A fire fighter devoured a pyromaniac chicken warrior from the local Wal-Mart, which, incidentally, was Dick Cheney. He toasted fried foods with his large Kevlar-reinforced spatula G-CON 45 type egg and tripped over Sisccoristicatalistically Sam, who shot Dick Cheney. He was annoyed, and Grandma farted, and sparks from Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian class words were electrically charged, causing meltdowns that caused many meltdowns. Afterward, Johnny came and said “Eat my shorts!” Then, after which the biggest ice cream cone on the continent, on the continent, and on Grandma. Johnny was a bit smelly so he ate curries and garnish to save mankind. “Flubajuba! What a smeeeeeee…” said FUbert, who, made of green, became a lemon before being eaten by Dick Cheney. Of whom became the world’s best hunter. Of course, at flatulence competitions, he absolutely stank. But Alphonso didn’t. Alphonso was excellent! And so was Dick Cheney. This story made his ghost return from the dead. But this was really really fake and the moderators locked up the world’s database of poppyseed farms and giant purple hippos thus causing global insanity. That was the end of the story. NO WAY!!! But it was. Orly yer way! Now it’s back with a large hairy leg. Oh, wait, I just killed brown sticky smelly fungus imbued stools! With my long nose. It reminded Lukas of his even longer body and his desire for a hot, sensual coffee machine. He was a girl that jumped off a hamburger. Fun!!!!!!!!!!! And when Grandma shot a pumpkin with Nex the Fairly Fast Ferret man jumped off a cliff guy and exploded ferociously. The pumpkin exploded into a million shards of pristine crystallized frozen snot shot from his finger. It hurt his very sensitive although paradoxically large long, hard organ-ic model of Indi-go coloured pants with sequined buttons on the front and integrated nuclear power plants which output enough cheese for the whole cheese wagon factory. The ugly duckling decided upon the gravy-stained trousers. The trousers gave the duckling super Matrix bullet time, which eventually wore a hole in Keo C’s jacket of youth. Keo C got a speeding ticket for doing the dance of extreme flowers. Young Zombie died. Then end. “Comes with fries?” yelled Captain Picard, “Or a milkshake?” with his bulging lump in his boxer shorts, which he stuck in the ground and Lt-Commander data’s gaping optronic relay data. Humpty Dumpty sat on TGC squashing them to death. Picard’s big slippery galaxy-class starship’s tractor beam module. Bill Gates awoke, then he blew his nose on a monkey with a burning Macintosh on his doorstep. Then he back flipped over his house. Then his lover’s big throbbing cucumber sized appendage used to operate the TV suddenly spewed strange fluid which was rather sticky and highly flammable. He tasted very nice on toast with butter. He lit crumpets and caviar smothered on one’s clock which then made some smoke. A chair that vibrated rather like a balloon got high. Then, everyone started posting at the same time and the story made no sense. Stoopid, the noob, yelled “HALLALUYAH!!!” then got eaten by a someone with an IQ of -10000 and a mad monkey. Then we took our underwear off and ran naked and exposed a hideous butt. Then Dick Cheney yelled “Stoopid is stupid!” Then he died. Dragonballs resurrected Cheney, then George Bush metamorphosed anthropomorphically into a thinking, talking, personified rabbit-squirrel-dog-cat-foxgirl. “Three words?” said Mr. Makealotofsmoke, as noobishness. Hello Kitty was verily unintelligentantistic, and flew away above the barber. He sold guns to little children. The children shot each other, and yelled “BLASPHEMY” while farting. The end. Benjamin=party pooper. And yet not. Later that night, he took out a green spoon and shot me. I’m so sad. The next day, Bill is cool, but not good at dancing with hot, cute girls who slap him then take him and shoot him with hydrodoxin methanlenticilin from INH’s brain which was large-ly unpopulated and really dumb because it was. Then, this naked girl sucked a big, fat, long, juicy chocolate ice lolly filled with white sticky liquid called ice cream. Boobs made of plaster soon started to bounce around a while a man’s huge throbbing battery started squirting battery juice. Xenocythe started drinking fluids from a very strange thread full of very strange posts. Superman, along with some other people, began ignoring Xenocythe’s posts, due to a turd that had been polished quite well with sea men’s great goalie skills and shoe polish. Mr. Zeno then ate a rather smelly large lump of French cheese with tasty chocolate cake shoved up his rather big hairy gaping hole called the fridge. Then Captain Picard cooked a peck of cake, along with picked pickled peppers that peed poison, to have with cream stew and chunks of poo. Mr. Faces faced feces called Dark Coder. Benjamin the dork-basher hit Dark Coder. Dark Coder zapped Benjamin and killed him. However, not really. Benjamin (unfortunately) lived on for 2 minutes, then got run over by Xeno’s MMORPG, which was on an advertisement truck. We buried Benjamin in radioactively polluted cats that mutated into chicken manure. Benjamin disintegrated and was never seen again. Meanwhile, Rami said Benjamin had lots of stupidity, causing the accident. Then, a nuclear explosion brought Benjamin back as a clown. “Aww, I always hate clowns” said G as he killed Benjamin forever with a computer stuck up Mr. Zeno’s left nostril. It exploded. How random. Stoopid stupidly stuck in a nude left shoe. This was random. G-ary was afraid-ed from a clowns party which scared him. “Aww,” said his hairy mum and then did the cancan while Gary had a seizure. Dragon poop fell on Yoda and he cried. He then kicked the bucket. Next, he kicked Benjamin in his head manager at Microsoft. Benjamin was fired but then Benjamin was then hired. But then he was fired again. However, not really, but in desperate measures he murdered his OWN FACE! Agent Dink shouted, while eating poo, “I surrender!” He tried shouting, but was too weak, so he licked a poodle named Doogy-Spanky. He then killed Doogy-Spanky and Boggle, who screamed “DICK CHENEY!!!” before tipping his waitress over a cliff. Then, the Crazy ate a smiley and promptly gagged on a large piece of broccoli which flew out over the cliff. A sheep ricocheted off another sheep called Deathead who revealed to be human. Deathead was really happy to know absolutely nothing about Diggsey’s stupid post which was bound by the evil to do something astoundingly amazingly atrociously boring yet slightly irritable. This was stupid, however there always was Cardiff. Cardiff was a respectable young lady who was slim. Suddenly a go-kart, driven by Luigi, and Mario throwing pasta shells obtained by dancing nude upon Candy Mountain, and Dick Cheney. This was said to have shaved his big Mario moustache which got real hard then it died.
