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Zombie 20
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Doctor! You did it! You got the 100th message congrats!!!!!!


I ate them of course, they used to be my children but they failed me too many times, I mean come on a zombie gets hungry right?


Quote: "Nice, the closer the better, am I right? "


You better believe it bud, closer means I can hold her and talk to her face to face.

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 06:57 Edited at: 7th Sep 2007 06:58
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Reminds me of the blonde's and the brunets and the train tracks.



2 brunets are jumping on a train track singing "21, 21, 21"

A blonde decides to start jumping as well and sings with the brunets "21, 21, 21".

A train comes and the brunets get off, but the blonde is still on..

*WHACK!* The train hits the blonde.

The brunets get back on and start singing "22, 22, 22"






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Zombie 20
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 07:05
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wow aaron, just wow..

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Aaron Miller
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It's a joke I heard a while ago. Not even mine, nor does it reflect my own views. After all, my sister is blonde, my other sister as well, and as was my mom.... I think I'm noticing a pattern here.... My friend once dyed his hair blonde as well.

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Zombie 20
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Quote: "you have a boy + girl baby her job is done and you can say goodbye to sex ever again. Make sure it never happens!"


Let me make one thing very clear, if that day comes and god I hope it does, there is no way she is taking the majority of that work of caring for the children...bonding is great and all but I could never let her do all the work after she would have gone through the labor to bring those kids to this world. I want her to be comfortable and happy..ie:massages, cool drinks, cleaning and cooking *which I like doing anyway*, making her feel special so she can have that special time with the kids you know what I mean?

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 08:20
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Where did that quote come from?

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Zombie 20
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Nice one matey. I dunno how old you are and how many relationships you've had, but once the novelty has worn off (puppy love!) and you've had a few GFs, you start looking for "the one" ... and then you realise just how bloody hard she is to find. If you've found her, then serious congrats and I'm jealous!


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Jimmy
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This is the point in the relationship when you test her devotion. Tell her if she really loves you, she'll carve your name in her abdomen with a garnishing knife while tight-roping 500 feet over a pit of garnishing knives and eating flaming garnishing knives.

If she refuses, or fails to complete any task, dump her sorry butt.

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Fallout
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 18:23
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Although you do run the risk of her saying "Ok, but you first"


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 18:27
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Yeah that happened to me...the first bloody hurt - I mean I found out knives CAN cause pain, the second she thought I was dedicated enough to her because I wouldn't even try to clear a pit of crocodiles on a bike with a broken chain...I wasn't going to do it, I mean the sign at the zoo said 'Please do not feed the animals' and well, I didn't want to get in trouble for girlfriend who has a high for getting in trouble, I have principles!

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Grandma
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 19:27
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Well she could always say "but if you really love me, why would you want me to do something that dangerous? I might get hurt...", so there is a big flaw in that if-you-really-love-me test.

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 22:11
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yea besides...she'd be the one hurting me for trying something idiotic, and she can run FAST...I'm scared of how fast she can run sometimes.

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Dr Manette
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Quote: "Let me make one thing very clear, if that day comes and god I hope it does, there is no way she is taking the majority of that work of caring for the children...bonding is great and all but I could never let her do all the work after she would have gone through the labor to bring those kids to this world. I want her to be comfortable and happy..ie:massages, cool drinks, cleaning and cooking *which I like doing anyway*, making her feel special so she can have that special time with the kids you know what I mean?"


I think he was saying more that the boy + girl combo ends the sex FOR EVER.

Also, I TOTALLY GOT THE 100th post! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm mildly excited.


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Quote: "I'm mildly excited. "


yea huh.. ;p



Ooooo she's gonna call me soon, yay!!!!!!!

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 00:24
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Where is Zombie 0?


Since the other one was scaring you guys so much...
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Seppuku Arts
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Oh what the heck...what happened to Zombie -Infinity to Zombie19? Are they all dead?

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 03:52
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maayyyyyybee..hehehehe

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 05:40
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They are now the fuel that powers his crazy hover board.


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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 05:47
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Zombie 8's death was actually my fault. I apologize for that.



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Zombie 20
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 07:39
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counting the days until I can see her....I miss her quite a lot, her voice perks up when I talk to her on the phone and she hears its me, I love that.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 08:44
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Don't set yourself up for a big letdown bud.

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:37
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Well, at least we can assume you'll be the happiest zombie in the world when ya see her.


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Zotoaster
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Listen to Aikicat, even though nothing might happen, there is a chance that something might, and then you'll be pissed off.

"It's like floating a boat on a liquid that I don't know, but I'm quite happy to drink it if I'm thirsty enough" - Me being a good programmer but sucking at computers
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@Aaron Miller: Nah. I seen a even happier zombie eating someones brains

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It'll be hilarious when she goes to give him a hug and he bites out her jugular and then proceeds to feast on her intestines. Make sure you get photos of that.

Never ever ever embrace the zombified loved one. Shoot them in the head straight away and burn the corpse!

Viva la zombie revolution!!


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Zombie20, you are undougtably the luckiest person on the planet, I however, am at the other end of that scale...the very end.

Example: Over a weekend, I finally pluck up the courage to ask a girl out, and the next day at school, I find out she has moved to Canada...how freaking unlucky can you get???

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^wow, that's almost as unlucky as me. I'm not even ON the scale.

I would give an example or two, but i don't want random people sending me flowers and whatnot.

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Quote: "I'm not even ON the scale."


You must've screwed up BAD to get off the scale...Please give an example of your luck, I won't feel sorry for you...promise.

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Quote: "Don't set yourself up for a big letdown bud.
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Yea, the worst thing to do is say I'm the luckiest guy in the world, ect ect, because the moment something goes wrong you feel like crap. Believe me.

I'd say I'm a four on the scale, assuming the highest is 10.


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Quote: "I'd say I'm a four on the scale, assuming the highest is 10"


After extensive research, I have foun the Zombie20 is at 9 on the scale...no...wait...oops, forgot to carry the 1...He is infact at 10...permanantly...wow, that was a lot of elipses.

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Quote: "You must've screwed up BAD to get off the scale"

No, that's the thing with [bad]luck, it's not really your own fault.

Quote: "Please give an example of your luck, I won't feel sorry for you...promise."


Are you sure? It would kinda ruin the spirit of the thread i believe.

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lol new forum should be made: TGC Love Shack....express your love here. But anyways GL. Didnt read though...maybe add some screenies and I will be back lol

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Hey... I haven't even ever had a girlfriend yet, and I'm 19... So yeah, who wants to rate me on the love scale?

Though I think this one girl likes me, but she's a few hours drive away at college.

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As far as I'm concerned it doesn't get any better than being on the phone with her and hearing exactly what she is going to do to you when she next sees you and wearing some of her vast selection of sexy lingerie. Trust me on this, don't let this happen when you are visiting your parents...

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Quote: "and hearing exactly what she is going to do to you when she next sees you and wearing some of her vast selection of sexy lingerie"


Cold shower, cold shower....

He isn't even going out with her yet, Dazzag, so unless Zombie's one helluva seducer, I don't foresee any lingerie in his future.

I'm sure they talk about homework and politics and the world economy.... if ya know what I mean Sexy sexy stuff.


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Good point. Didn't realise he wasn't actually going out with her. I'm a complete lemon in this department (really really bad), but he needs to look out for signs. You know, her touching him seemingly casually quite a lot is good, as well as not wearing bras and wearing skimpy clothes when you are around.

I've had all this in one evening plus lots more like long stares into each others eyes, topics about her best body parts (what she likes, and what you like), and lots of flirting, and *STILL* I managed to completely act like a donut and pass it off as just a mate having a laugh. Luckily that one turned out alright. Eventually. Totally alright come to think of it

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Quote: "as well as not wearing bras and wearing skimpy clothes when you are around. "


What kinda ladies do you hang out with dazzag?


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The right kind.


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Quote: "What kinda ladies do you hang out with dazzag?"

Ones not in school. Plus I live near a beach. Tis nice. High five! (sorry watched that DVD the other day). Honest to God though the bra and clothes thing was a real admission by her once I admitted how I felt. I hadn't noticed as she is normally pretty fine on any given day and I normally walk around in a daze anyways.

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Quote: "The right kind. "


Apparently


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Only a month only a month only a month only a month, I can do this I can do this..

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Wait... what?


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Zombie 20
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One more month and I get to visit her.

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Ohhh, from the previous posts I got mixed messages. Keep on counting down the days, man. She sounds like one hell of a girl.


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I will..and she is, I care about her quite a lot..I just hope I'm not overbearing, its a fear. I asked her if she didn't mind me calling everyday and she said "no not at all." which made me feel a lot better.

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Know how you feel. I'm always worrying if I'm giving too much or too little, it's a vicious paranoid cycle. Usually playing it cool.


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Yup..thats how I feel on the inside, but only a little..my energy usually drop kicks it with a jet-pack going "WAAAAAAAHHHH TIME TO ROCK AND ROLLLL!"

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Quote: "Apparently"
Definitely. When you start planning out how to get more sleep in the daytime, whether she is with you or not in the nighttime, then you know how right it is. I'm going to pass out now I feel (8am)...

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Quote: "When you start planning out how to get more sleep in the daytime, whether she is with you or not in the nighttime, then you know how right it is. I'm going to pass out now I feel (8am)..."


And suddenly, your signature makes sense.


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