Quote: "BUT...I don't actually care...because...THIS is MY page...therefore, I claim all points earned by anyone on this page to be MINE...multiplied eternally"
Points are a quantity of worth, but eternity is a projection of time. If you multiply points by time, it cannot possibly exceed the speed of light. However since you're are choosing an infinite amount of time multiplied by a finite amount of points, it will bend the Spacepoint Continuum causing all points ever to be collected to simultaneously exist. Since many of these points belong to other forum members, you are guilty of theft. Furthermore, by simultaneously taking control of every post on this thread, you are guilty of many more crimes, including but not limited to Moderator impersonation, debate about banned topics, and other really bad stuff
AUP BREACHING CONDUCT
User abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!@#$%^&* (also known as The Slayer, but with everybodys names in there too) has been banned due to the illegal time traveling. Please refer to sections 3.1, 3.2, 3.4, 3.7-3.12, 3.18, and 4.1 of the Acceptable Usage Policy for full details:
http://www.thegamecreators.com/aup
AUP Section 3.17 ...Moderators Smart@&$# easter bunnies shall, at their discretion, determine what constitutes a violation of these terms, along with generally accepted ntiquette standards, and can take action against those who violate these rules.
If you contributed to the reason for banning, you may now find yourself on moderation, or in extreme cases a death sentence.