Quote: "Give it a month before there's the smell of an old forgotten sandwich"
At Uni I once lived in a big room in a hotel. We all went to this beer festival on campus, and played rugby with about 200 other people in the inch or so of beer on the floor (never seen a beer fountain from a "scrum" before? Is a sight I tell ye...). Totally dripping from head to foot in super strong beer we were. I was so plastered that I just chucked my soaked through jeans into the corner. Being such a big room, combined with super lazy welsh genes, and mixed with a bit of never go back to your roominess, after about 3 months of fermenting it was totally dire. Thats what you get for totally avoiding home because you and the lads got in with a gang of nurses.
So, no, not a total loss that one... But yes, thats the level of shrekness I'm talking about.
Also my record for leaving an unopened suitcase in the corner after being on holiday is about 5 months. The secret to all this is to remember instinctively to jump over things when half asleep going to toilet. So not to kill yourself. My old manager has the record though at about 7 years. He slightly cheated though as he had 4 bedrooms, and didn't really use one of them.
Quote: "some reason I want to make a sheep joke, but I know they're over rated, boring and too cliche"
Don't know what you are talking about. Being Welsh, it's all my bird used to talk about in emails to me originally (honest). That and certain unmentionable things. I even got her a lamb teddy bear. It's like a favourite "our" song or something... BTW, nothing I said there was a joke in any way.
Quote: "being called Bryn"
Ah, hill boy. I forgot. Didn't I tell you my crushed english uni mate story who thought he was called Mountain in Welsh? Hehehehe....
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."