Quote: "Mmm. I dunno. How about 1 more email, then give him the CIA?"
Uhhh nah. I think it's time to cut bait. I grow tired of it already and I think most everyone else has too.
This is my last email to Mr. Charles Brown. The phone numbers are the published numbers for the CIA from their website. The email account for John Perone has been deleted. If he ever existed, I know not where. If Charlie Brown even reads the whole message, it might be fun to see the look on his face. I'm sure he has heard it all before, but it was fun for a minute.
Quote: "Mr. Charles Brown,
I'm happy to hear that this is moving forward. Here is my telephone and FAX number you requested:
Phone: (703) 482-0623
FAX: (703) 482-1739
Please call me when you are able. I am very excited about where this is going. It is not every day that someone as inept as yourself tries to pull off a scam so terribly. And what's the deal with that name? Charles Brown? At least John Perone isn't a cartoon character. Who is your wife, Peppermint Pattie?
But to the point, I was hoping to gain a working knowledge of this scam, so that I might try it myself. I think I could be quite good at it, since I am much more intelligent than you, but I grow tired of your pitiful execution. Would you mind terribly if I asked you to just send me your notes, nothing too detailed, as I would want to put my own spin on it. What was the next step? Were we getting close to the part where I have to pay attorney fees, or you needed my banking account details? Send that along if you would please.
Anyway, it's been fun and the guys at the office got a lot of laughs out of it. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
Your business partner,
John.
P.S Feel free to use the John Perone passport in you next scam. Don't claim to be an attorney though, because you suck at it."
Best.
I'm sorry, my answers are limited. You must ask the right question.