Gil - Pirates of Port Royale and overambitious projects that suddenly appear perfectly possible, and for usually being wrong but denying it and saying it's me who's wrong, while I'm not.
Agent Dink - for being the MISoft slave. He's admittedly a great foot bench and an awesome webdesigner.
Junkrock - For making all sorts of music, except for rock. Also, for making me wonder if DaZ is really a name or an alias. Finally, for great music.
Dr Manette - for not being a doctor, at most for requiring a mental one.
Seppuku Arts - Well, now, Seppuku is the wise guy with the sense of decency to create an evil empire and try to overthrow and/or outdo our communist grandmother.
Grandma - Our communist grandmother with an absurd fetish for Hello Kitty.
Jeku - Jeku, Jake, for some reason I like to think he was drunk and mispressed some letters when he made his account. Known for locking most threads that annoy him to the annoyance of people that like forum games.
Dazzag - For destroying his liver, kidney and other vital organs through excessive drinking. Luckily, he can't remember a thing about that and therefore acts as if nothing happened. In reality, his brains are conserved in an empty jar of pickles.
Benjamin - For touching himself at night and not being ashamed of it. Also for cynical comments, sarcastic comments and a cruel sense of humour that requires the intellect of a mutated kitten.
Zeke games - For enjoying the bloody and merciless slaughter of furry-ish cute little spherical thingies.
Insert Name Here - likes to think people gawk at him. Also likes to think everyone thinks like him. Also likes to think he can think. He can't even remember his own name.
Raven - With Raven, the problem is that he has interesting views about life, the universe and everything. Although everyone knows the answer to that is 42, Raven will still be able to write a 24-page essay about it while no-one is willing to read it and he knows it. He doesn't care, and at times it's actually quite good stuff to read. At other times, it's quite annoying. He has been picked upon with simple replies along the lines of "*toggle*", but I have yet to see him get totally pissed off. He seems to be one calculated guy, at least on the internet, and how surprising is that? In the time that he uses to write his comments, you can count till 1000, and to calm your anger you only have to count till 10. Then again, if you're really angry, the counting can only make stuff worse, but that never happens to Raven. Raven basically just writes a lot and that makes him both quite opinionated and ironically, quite opinionless: he has an opinion, it's just that most people just "*toggle*". What I'm really trying to say is, Raven is cool. He just writes too much at times. At times. Not always.
Cash Curtis II - a realist. His own description of himself is as sharp as his comments are. Probably responsible for a number of suicides by emo game developers, and known for singlehandedly crushing the hopes of many less realistic game developers.
Zappo - For never agreeing with me and being a fun person to argue with. Totally the opposite of my way of thinking, and seeing I'm in favour of free speech, aristocracy and confusing statements, I think he should be locked away for the rest of his life with a Playstation 3. With Blu-Ray player. He was right about that one.
Xenocythe - Biggest surprise in the category... age. Being a ** year old, he surprised me with his quality stuff.
Me? - Probably for something useless.
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