On a day, heaven starts to fill up. To avoid overpopulation, the guardian of heavens door is told not to let anyone in who hasn't had a horrible day the day he died.
So, the first man comes to the guardian and the guardian says:
"Hey, how was your day?"
The man looks puzzled, but starts shouting: "Absolutely horrible!". He sees the guardian nod as if to continue, and thus he continues, "I came home early from work today, and when I got home I found my wife on bed in her lingerie. Well, that could only mean one thing, so I left her in bed and started searching for the guy. When I got to the balcony, I found the bastard hanging from the balcony and I got so mad, I stomped his fingers, he fell almost seven stories, but he appeared to have survived - so, in a rage, I picked up the refrigerator and threw it after him. I got a heart-attack after that."
The guardians nods, acknowledging the story, and lets the man pass.
A second man comes to the guardian later. As if routine, the guardian asks: "Hey, how was your day?"
The second man looks sad, and replies "Horrible. Absolutely horrible. I had a party of my own in my house, and I got slightly drunk. I stumbled around a bit, falling every now and then, and at one moment I stumbled to the balcony, and fell over the railing. Instead of falling 8 floors, I grabbed the balcony beneath mine, and as I was hanging there, the idiot living beneath me came to the balcony, started stomping my hands, after which I fell down to the ground. I had broken every bone in my body, but I was alive. Then, suddenly, I see this large thing falling towards me from his balcony and that pretty much crushed me."
The guardian nods, and lets the second man into heaven.
The third man comes over after a few moments, and the guardian asks, "how was your day?". The man looks at him and says: "Horrible, terrible, really. I was making love to some hot chick, her husband came home and I quickly hid in the refrigerator."
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