Oh gawd, who clicked this thread honestly surprised?
All I wanted to do was back up my files. That's all I wanted. As you read this, bear that in mind. I connect by 160GB External Hard drive, copied some files over manually, then decide to do the important system files as well too, so I decide to try out Vistas Backup and Restore Center. The name sounded sophisticated so I rolled with it. But as usual, Microsoft's sugar coated names for it's crappy programs turns out to be yet another retarded, time wasting job for the consumer. If they would just get this sh!t right for a change... honestly.
Unaware of the problems that lay ahead, I go through the procedure and then it tells me I can't back anything up because I have a error on the disk and to run Chkdsk. Great... Okay...
So I run Chkdsk, chkdsk doesn't run. It says it needs to be in safe mode and asks me if I want to schedule a chkdsk run for the next time Vista boots up. Yes! Absolutely! Do it! Oh baby! YESSSS!
No. Epic Fail. For some reason, nothing sticks when it comes to scheduling a task and it doesn't even do the check disk. It just does a normal, uneventful, boring boot. So I hit the might interwebs and look for an answer. They tell me Vista is just bad like that and that I need run SFC /scanall to repair some files so it can boot in safe mode like a normal OS.
Fine. So I have to repair some files. Nothing traumatic YET. I run SFC /scanall and it stops at 17% saying that it can't go any further because the system resources are protected... *blink* so I run it again in administrator mode. Same results. *twitch*
Back to the mighty interwebs, and this time I shake my fists demanding an explanation as to why my Vista Ultimate Edition fails at getting into safe mode the easy way. After 15 minutes of research, I found out I had to go into msconfig and check the boot in safe mode box (which you have to uncheck before you want to NOT boot in safe mode anymore as I found out). Apparently, safe mode is no longer as easy as pressing F8 or scheduling a task. You have to talk dirty to your computer in order for it to get there. Just how microsoft likes it. Bastards.
So, now I'm in safemode. SFC not running correctly worries me, and I want all the errors corrected and my OS running correctly, as it should for the price of Vista Ultimate. I decided to troubleshoot this first and work on chkdsk later. I try running SFC in safemode and yet again, it craps out at 17%. Growing even more worried, I hit the mighty interwebs yet again. Woot.
Now they start getting into the oh... we don't really know... and so yeah... GLHF (good luck have fun). So I'm thinking to myself yes! I am truly f!cked now! Perfect! The only solution to this is going to be to reinstall everything. That's the only way to get rid of a bug. Thats the MS way!
I go to microsofts site looking for answers... and then... I found the glorious, all knowing statement of:
Quote: "When you try to use Windows Vista, Windows Vista may not behave as expected. For example, some Windows Vista functions may not work, or Windows Vista may stop responding."
I had to Lol. I mean who can't at this point? *facepalm*
Anyway.
So where am I at now? Not able to run SFC /scanall, unable to run Chkdsk and unable to backup my damn files. Also, I hear I can't even get SP1 with this issue either. Someone do a little jig!
Google isn't really working anymore, so have you guys ever encountered something like this? If so, can you point me in the right direction?
If I decide to call MS Tech support within the next day or two, I'll try and record it and play the audio here. It's going to be some indian guy who's first question is "did you restart your computer." It should be funny, because I'm not in the mood for MS's horse crap. Give me a working OS damn it, or step down as leader as the technological world.
I'm so sick of this OS crap. I was starting to like Vista, but when it comes down to it, it's a bandaid. That's all it is. It's the same problem, only the problem has new features and is more expensive.
//End rant/venting
If you guys actually understand my problem, and know how to fix it. Do tell. If not, post your own horror stories with Vista here. Should be a good venting and even a good counseling session for some of us here lol.
EDIT: And oh yeah. Can someone explain to me why SP1 wasn't automatically downloaded for me? I didn't even get a fricking notice when it was out saying "Hey, listen, I know our OS sucks, but here's a bandaid!" Did auto updates just take a crap with Vista? It's all set to auto, so what the heck happened?
Another EDIT: And why isn't Vista smart enough to utilize two cores consistently? Why would my startup only run on one core if I have two? Why do I have to wait for fricking firefox to load for 7 seconds, if my CPU utilization is only at 3% and on single core? Step it up!
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