Quote: "And if you want to be fat, join the Navy."
My my, that is the most racist, uncalled for, arrogant comment I've ever heard in my life. Don't get pissy just because Army Grunts have the lowest Asvab scores and stomp on ground all day.. (No offense Cash, I respect you).
Quote: "I want to join the army. My dream in the military is to be a sniper. If I don't become one, I'm not to worried, that's just what I want."
Don't join the Army to be a Sniper. If you truly want Sniper, and based on pics I've seen of you Jenkins, you do some shooting on your own time. I would recommend you try out Marines for sniper school, they have the best Snipers in US/World. The only problem is, if you don't make it, then you'll be stuck in the front lines and whatever else from there.
Plus making Sniper is a long ways away. If you have issues on your Asvab scores, then go Army, and become a Ranger to be a Sniper.
Personally, Jimmy doesn't know squat about happiness in the other branches.
Remember, as a sniper like many others said, you'll have to pull a trigger on a moments notice, are you willing to do so?
BTW - Coast Guard is a pretty sweet branch as well. After I spent a week this past summer working with some, I have a mounted respect for them.
EDIT :
About the Ranks issue, you get a college degree and enlist, you come in the military as an E4, not like an E1 right out of high school. If you go to college, you can become an officer which has a better lifestyle than enlisted, but you'll obviously have more responsibility.
I recommend the officer route, but it's up to you.