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RalphY
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I imagine everyone knows about this site already, but I just stumbled upon it and thought the result was quite funny. It lets you generate an evil plan by selecting options from a list.

Site: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

My evil plan:
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotage the grand canyon. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivalled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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nackidno
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2009 13:22
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That was quite funny.

My evil plan:

Quote: "Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to bite their nails, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your armageddon clock, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. "


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Blobby 101
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Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

NaGaCreMo:
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Alucard94
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This is actually a quite accurate accumulation of what I'm planning to do with TGC.
Quote: "Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you."



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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.




MONEY!

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RalphY
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Some good plans there . Shame it doesn't vary the structure though.

I must admit, I'm having some difficulty with step one of my plan, what's the best way to traumatise a pope?


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Freddy 007
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2009 14:51 Edited at: 3rd Jan 2009 14:52
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Quote: " Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment. "



This actually doesn't sound like such a bad idea...

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General Reed
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Do a poo on chavs.

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Lol...

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll break it up into firewood...or swap it for a fish."
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This is good


Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy empire state building. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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Quote: " Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a senator. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. "


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My Evil Plan (I sense a bunch of movies a'coming!):

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2009 18:46
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*Sigh*

It's has NONE of the options I chose when forming my evil Empire (kudos though to 'Spice Girls' it's as close as the site will get to 'Paris Hilton'). The beauty of it, is that I am not restrained by mere drop-down boxes...or am I? Oh dead, does that mean I'll fail?

Well, I've filled one out just in case.




Quote: " Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the white house. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. "


Amusing. The truth is, I've cloned myself, taken over McDonalds, sent a horde of my own henchman and Paris Hilton to take down the brotherhood. I am allied with Grandma and his penguin army, running command from a Hello Kitty Factory. I am good to my men, but cruel to my enemies, so that none shall point and laughed. I will be likened to nobody and nobody will be likened to me, except my successor.



Curse these drop-down boxes!

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Quote: "Amusing. The truth is, I've cloned myself, taken over McDonalds, sent a horde of my own henchman and Paris Hilton to take down the brotherhood. I am allied with Grandma and his penguin army, running command from a Hello Kitty Factory. I am good to my men, but cruel to my enemies, so that none shall point and laughed. I will be likened to nobody and nobody will be likened to me, except my successor.
"

Great, I payed you several thousands of dollars just to keep that quiet. Thanks, now I'm poor.


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Game Maker
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Quote: "Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a news reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life. "


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LOL!

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, frightened by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear
"


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You copied my evil plan almost exactly

Quote: "
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
"


Luckily I will accomplish it before you!
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Alucard94
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Hey! You copied my plan!


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Grandma
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I will not fall for this.

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It'd help you take over the world.
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Quote: "I will not fall for this."


You and I are the smart ones here, Grandma. We won't be like those villians in the movies that always reveal their plan to the hero and the get owned.

Along similar lines, this is a pretty funny site.

Quote: "I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"


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@bmaczero:
Ha! I love #29:

Quote: "I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion."


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lol great site


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Grandma
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Quote: "You and I are the smart ones here, Grandma. We won't be like those villians in the movies that always reveal their plan to the hero and the get owned."

Exactly, though Seppuku knew this fairly well, he still did it because the evil-lord syndrome is starting to get to him. It's fairly common and hard to shake off when you have assets such as Haris Pilton and are virtually unstoppable. Nothing can stand in the way so why not gloat a bit for that extra satisfaction?

He did lie by ommission though, so that's good. I fear what would happen if the world ever knew about our S.A.T.A.N. project.

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Quote: "Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet."

Hmm, and step 0.5 was winning the TGC elections

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lol


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For those who find the website's drop-down menus a bit too limiting, use this program instead (DBPro):



Quote: "Your objective is simple: kill everyone

Your motive is a little bit more complex: just because

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first own a WoW nerd. This will cause the world to drop their tacos, amazement by your arrival. Who is this l33t h4x0r? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in diving gear?

Stage Two

Next, you must eat the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from IanM\'s moon base, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of small parakeets hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must run with missiles, bringing about the end of an era. Your name shall be synonymous with lamp, and no man will ever again breathe. Everyone will bow before your political influence, and the world will have no choice but to laugh uncontrollably."


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Nicely done bmaczero . Unfortunately I don't have DBPro installed any more so I can't try your version out. Should allow people to be much more creative with their evilness though.


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Quote: "Your objective is simple: to kill stuff

Your motive is a little bit more complex: to make money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first KILL PEOPLE. This will cause the world to RUN, SCARED by your arrival. Who is this MASTER OF WORLD? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in NOTHING?

Stage Two

Next, you must KILL SOME MORE MORE PEOPLE. This will all be done from BEDROOM, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will DIE, as countless hordes of SQUIRRELS hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must KILL EVEN MORE with GUNS AND STUFF, bringing about DEATH. Your name shall be synonymous with DOG, and no man will ever again ANYTHING. Everyone will bow before your EVERYTHING, and the world will have no choice but to RUN AND SCREAM LIKE BABIES."


That's mine using bmaczeros plan thing.


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And so it came to pass, that AndrewT officially has the most awesome plan yet.

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Quote: "And why do they look so good in NOTHING?"

Keep on dreaming young apprentice.


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Hahaha...
Quote: " Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. "



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Your objective is simple: obliterate all life

Your motive is a little bit more complex: bad childhood

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate world leaders. This will cause the world to faint instantaneousy, revulsion by your arrival. Who is this Destroyer of Life? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in overalls?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal top secret weapons. This will all be done from another dimension, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will dive under their beds, as countless hordes of mutated toads hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must blow up the world with alien plasma bombs, bringing about emptiness. Your name shall be synonymous with void, and no man will ever again exist. Everyone will bow before your spiritual omnipresence, and the world will have no choice but to melt into radioactive blobs.




quite fitting

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Well, I made this before I saw bmaczeros.

Quote: "Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you."


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Rampage
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Haha, thats a good one.
I still think mines the best though


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BMacZero
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I vote for AndrewT's .

I can upload a compiled version of my program if anyone who doesn't have DBP is interested.

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Rampage
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Yeah do. Your ones awesome. (even though I have DBpro)


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Okay, download for the lazy people attached

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Neuro Fuzzy
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Quote: "Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal new york. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
"


NEVER steal mah woman!
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Your objective is simple: Brains

Your motive is a little bit more complex: brrraaaaaiinnnsss

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first eat the brains of a guy. This will cause the world to give me brains, uglied by your arrival. Who is this brains? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in tattered clothing?

Stage Two

Next, you must eat more brains of another guy. This will all be done from an underwater nuclear facility, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will run, and give me more brains, as countless hordes of brains hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must eat the brains with teeth, bringing about me eating brains. Your name shall be synonymous with brains, and no man will ever again not give me brains. Everyone will bow before your brains, and the world will have no choice but to give me brains."


i can't tell which one i like more
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RalphY
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Using the version by bmaczero:

Quote: "Your objective is simple: Make game

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first taunt a programmer. This will cause the world to give you the codez, confused by your arrival. Who is this 1337 coder? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Spock outfit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal media. This will all be done from a basement, a mysterious place of unrivalled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will be alarmed, as countless hordes of Bosnian l337 coder monkeyz hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must make money with 1337 haxzor game, bringing about the end of comedians. Your name shall be synonymous with 3yr old drawing, and no man will ever again mock your 1337 programming skillz. Everyone will bow before your Bosnian power, and the world will have no choice but to worship 1337 game."



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At first I was like... And then... I LOL'D!!!

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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, frightened by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
"

They'll have to restore my credit rating, OR ELSE...


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lol, i like mine, i doesnt make much sense at all compared to some

Quote: " Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal mt. rushmore. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you. "


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Quote: "Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, shocked by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet."


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Quote: " Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the town's water supply. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear. "


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What a great site !!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize the president. This will cause the world to cry, baffled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the white house. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say that my plan is the most foolproof and the most terrifying

Quote: " Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a news reporter. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. "


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Quote: " Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. "


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^_^ i like mine so acuurate aswell opps

Quote: "Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a diplomat. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on. "


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Quote: "Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of fort knox. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. "


"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
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Quote: "Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, shocked by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal fort knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. "


Quote: "Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a news reporter. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. "


Quote: "Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate United Nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the World your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your Incredible Power, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name "
in fear.

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