Yeah, thank god for Kanji. The japanese are extremely smart people, without those 4 alphabets they'd have no idea how to read their own words. Though their neighboring countries can probably get away with just 20 letters (after some pronunciation changes and letter removals), they're nowhere near as smart though.
Ok ok, so I really do study that language and don't hate it... all the time.
I did read flashing snail the first time I saw his name, but after a quick glance I noticed it was snall. So seppuku, you aren't alone. It's thanks to that "how many f's are in this sentence" email my friends got a couple years ago.
Hmmm, my name, I'll leave it up to you guys. fate-ing would be fun.
Signed
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