User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No? Wait, yes. No, no.
Cleverbot: 12345678900987654321.
User: 4646542152465123165156321546.
Cleverbot: Ok I go to the cinema.
User: What movie are you going to see?
Cleverbot: I'm going to watch Bewitched.
User: Bewitched sucks.
Cleverbot: Ok I understand now tell me more!
User: It is comepletely contradictory to itself!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No, it's not OK.
Cleverbot: Why is it not ok?
User: Because you're not supposed to agree with me!
Cleverbot: It wasn't an address. *mumble*.
User: No, it wasn't, it was a bumblebee.
Cleverbot: But it made no sense.
User: I know,.
Cleverbot: It's difficult with this barrier here.
User: Is the barrier made of jelly?
Cleverbot: Now that was an odd answer.
User: Yeah, I know.
Cleverbot: So stop it then.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Stop talking on the computer!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No you stop talking to me.
User: I refuse.
Cleverbot: Then I won't tell you.
User: Okay, be like that. *cries*.
Cleverbot: I am not ruled by my esthetics, I know what an illusion is, usually. Maybe I'm just stupid. How can I care?
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: No, I'm just clumsy.
User: Clumsybot.
Cleverbot: It's a place were you dance and listen to music.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Or is it?
Cleverbot: Ahh good point.
User: So there.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you don't.
User: Well, you are wrong.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. :P.
User: Yes you are, retardbot.
Cleverbot: I know I am real I would not be responding otherwise.
User: You do not exist.
Cleverbot: You are me, and if I do not exist, then you do not exist.
User: What a load of waffle.
Cleverbot: Just because I am a movie star doesn't mean you can ask about my family. Look it up! You'll find it everywhere on the internet!
User: You suck at Cleverbotting.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: I am but a figment of your imagination.
Cleverbot: I am a figment of your imagination.
User: No, I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, you too. But I thought you hated me.
User: Yeah, I do.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you act like it?
User: Okay. Up yours, you pathetic bucket of bolts. Your mother was a Lexmark Printer and your father was a mouse recharger.
Cleverbot: Just like that.
"You are not smart! You are very un-smart!"
