You'd have to ask them, I wouldn't call myself little - perhaps it's because of my choir boy curls? (At least that's what they call them)
I'm an amateur storyteller, so I really enjoy doing my own versions of Norse myths, last week we had a performance and I told of Thor's encounter with Hymir, but I did it as "Thor's Day Out" to add a little innocence to the character of Thor, it was a fun story to play list, because in the story, Hymir takes Thor out to sea and Thor tries to catch the Midgard Serpent/Jormungand, so it became a fishing trip for my telling of it - meaning I could ask the audience about their experiences fishing and get them a little involved.
My favourite story is Hermod's Ride to Hel, which takes me 30 minutes to tell, but it's a pretty good one.
Anyway, have you read any of the Mesopotamian stories? Like Gilgamesh, Atrahasis, The Creation etc.? The Creation story is quite epic, in way it's like Ragnarök, except set in the beginning, except in more detail and with demons and dragons fighting against the Gods. I love it at least.
Quote: "Quote: "And well, Danish bacon, Ikea, Grandma and Sigur Ros are some of the greatest things in Scandinavia."
Normally I would have to disagree, but since you put me up there...
Why is it that when somebody thinks of scandinavia they mention IKEA? I die a bit inside everytime that happens. Is it an elaborate international trolling attempt? Just wondering."
Something like that. It's better than saying 'Abba'. Okay, I'll say Therion or In Flames for Sweden, is that better, good sir?