Quote: "The IT people know NOTHING about computers, outside Microsoft Office. If you're caught doing something other than the many exciting features of Excel, instant ban."
You may not realise it, but Excel is an excellent way of testing your analytic skills. That's why a lot (if not all) IT courses require a basic (or better) knowledge of Excel (and Access). At least, that's the minimum requirement here in Belgium.
Quote: "we're all idiots, computers are clever"
Hum, I think it is still the other way around (and that is for the better). Computers do nothing on their own. They still do what we tell (code) them to do. If we code something bad, it is not the computer who is smarter. That's just us demanding (coding) something the computer can't do. Maybe someday computers will have a sence of their own, no longer needing us to tell them what to do. But I honestly hope that never happens.
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Slayer rules!!! Yeaaah, man!