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Bloder
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This thread is for those who like to make fun of those Windows 7 ads by making up their own slogans. e.g. I'm a PC and I sledgehammered my Vista!

If I were you, I'd make a game...
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Eminent
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I'm a PC and I can actually run games.


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Indicium
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I'm a PC and Windows ME was my ide... I mean...

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Blobby 101
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I'm a PC and I ripped off this ad tagline from one Apple used AGAINST me in their "I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" campaign


Sorry, it just struck me the first time I heard it on TV

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lazerus
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Im a PC and windows 7 was my idea, even though i have the most basic of knowledge in computers and can just about check my emails.


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PAGAN_old
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Posted: 28th Dec 2010 00:59 Edited at: 28th Dec 2010 01:02
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macs dont have semi automatic proton canons or steam engines

dont hate people who rip you off,cheat and get away with it, learn from them
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Daniel TGC
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I'm a PC and overclockers melt me.
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AutoBot
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I'm a PC and I wish Windows 7 was my idea.


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bruce3371
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I'm a PC and Linux is my dream date.

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Fatal Berserker
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Im a PC and im going to sue microsoft for stealing my idea.

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Dec 2010 15:58 Edited at: 28th Dec 2010 19:20
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"I'm a PC and regardless of how faulty, difficult to use, slow, badly designed, ugly, featureless and hated I am, I'm still more popular than the mac and making bucketloads of money so eat it, suckers!"
Or something like that.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." That's a bit like saying Hey bullies! So yeah, this words thing isn't working, but I'll tell you what will
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The Slayer
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Posted: 28th Dec 2010 16:21
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I'am a PC, and YOU need ME!

SLAYER RULES! YEAH, MAN!!
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Ocho Geek
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Posted: 28th Dec 2010 18:30
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I'm a PC and I have no real competition

Ocho Geek - Pretending to be a useful contribution to the forums since 2005
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Travis Gatlin
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Im a PC and destruction of mankind was my idea

Your signature has been erased by a mod - Please reduce it to 600x120 maximum size
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Neuro Fuzzy
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I'm a PC and I can't feel emotions because I'm a computer.

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Libervurto
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Posted: 2nd Jan 2011 22:32
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I'm a PC and the millennium bug was my idea!


Everything worthwhile requires effort.
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Libervurto
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I'm a PC and 11001101101100110000110110101.
(I know you will sit there and decode this but it was random typing)


Everything worthwhile requires effort.
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Zotoaster
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I'm a PC and I can't write out this message without a marketeer behind me trying to brainwash you into buying me.

"everyone forgets a semi-colon sometimes." - Phaelax
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Eminent
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^ That's more of a Mac thing.
I'm a PC and I l....ERROR.


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Norion
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I'm a PC and... WAIT A SECOND !!! computers don't talk !!!

ERROR

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 2nd Jan 2011 23:25
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Test to Speech bro.

I'm a PC, and progressive technology...wasn't my idea.

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The Slayer
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I'm a PC, and Vista doesn't love me.

SLAYER RULES! YEAH, MAN!!
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Libervurto
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2011 10:23 Edited at: 3rd Jan 2011 10:23
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I'm a PC, and crashing inexplicably and losing that 10,000 word essay you were working on was my idea.

I'm a PC, but you can call me *&!!#@%$&!!!!.


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Van B
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I'm a PC - and I have Windows installed. There's no real shame in it, in fact there are certain social advantages to not using Linux, talking about Linux, or even admitting to knowing what Linux is.

Health, Ammo, and bacon and eggs!
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TheComet
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I'm a PC and I'm gay

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Fatal Berserker
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I sense alot of satire.

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.

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crispex
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I'm a PC and this is the first time I could run modern games in the last 6 years.

I just now realized I've had a typo in my signature for the past 3 years.
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Mazz426
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im a PC and... I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.


zbrush 3D model thread:http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=166698&b=3
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Herakles
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2011 20:07
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least favorite OS on the Citadel.

I sure hope that by the time Mass Effect is supposed to take place, we'll have a better OS than Windows.

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CoffeeGrunt
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Nah, the VIs seem worse somehow.

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Fatal Berserker
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Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.

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Insanity Complex
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I'm a PC and I don't have to be Windows. And technically, a Mac is just a specific breed of me.

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Neuro Fuzzy
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Yeah I hate how it's called PC. Some day I'm going to say "Oh yeah, do you have a pc?" and get in response "no, I have a mac".


I'm a PC and computers don't have dads.

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errm i mean I hate how "PC" is used to refer to the windows operating system. I think that the whole pc=windows was spawned by the mac vs pc commercials o.o
since mac is a personal computer also, isn't macintosh schizophrenic?

[edit2]
and linux would be like the best operating system ever if it didn't have directx issues

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Nickydude
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I'm a PC an it's not my fault... it's yours.



For KeithC
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Fatal Berserker
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@Neuro Fuzzy
Im pretty sure Apple call it PC because they are also referring to Linux aswell as Windows.

And Mac is hardily a PC with all the restrictions there are .

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.

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Dared1111
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Well, I don't mind Windows, as half of us don't. There are a lot of claimed problems, usually because they're stupid and think they should have 15 of their own startup programs and 2% remaining disk space.

Signature? There is no signature!
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SunnyKatt
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@Fatal Berserker - That's exactly it. Apple has made the mac platform into such an decustomised, derivative prison that I don't think we can even call it personal anymore.

Click the signature for my site!
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Van B
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I'm a Mac, and your opinions of me are most likely based on internet rants from people who can't afford me

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Code eater
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Im a PC and your under arrest...

If pots and pans were "if"s and "and"s there would be no work for programmer's hands...
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Eminent
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I've never had a problem with Windows. No bluescreen, retarded errors, nothing.... I was beginning to think BSoD was just a myth.


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Quik
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in my class on our laptops we get BSoDs ALL the time... and thats very annoying

worst part is: it is on XP, and last time i checked it was fairly stable :S


[Q]uik, Quiker than most
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CoffeeGrunt
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I've only BSoD'd once, and that was due to a virus popping up two hours after I ran out of time with Kaspersky.

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Seppuku Arts
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Quote: "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least favorite OS on the Citadel."


Ha ha.


I'm a PC, get me out of here.

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Neuro Fuzzy
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I'm a PC, and I swear to god it was consentual!

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JoeOh
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I'm a PC, and I like the fact I can do more than just only make art for games...

Home is where my souped-up computer is...
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Libervurto
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I'm a PC and my owner just bought a wireless network card that I don't really deserve because I'm so ancient and slow, but I can now connect to the internet. When I die and go to binary heaven my successor will inherit my new network card while the rest of my body is thrown in the bin.

I think PC=Windows because you're not allowed to comment on your competition without facts or it is slander, so they used the name PC instead.
Or it could be that they're trying to make out that a Mac is a totally different machine to a PC, which is dumb.


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Nomad Soul
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I'm a PC and I'm in therapy after Vista abused me

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Ocho Geek
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Quote: "I'm a PC - and I have Windows installed. There's no real shame in it, in fact there are certain social advantages to not using Linux, talking about Linux, or even admitting to knowing what Linux is."

that hurt

Quote: "Or it could be that they're trying to make out that a Mac is a totally different machine to a PC, which is dumb."

they're trying to make windows look different to a mac. which is true, because you look like a tool if you use an apple product... shame

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marine
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I am a PC and I will auto vote for Bill Gates for World Leader and dominate Mac because "think different" an't working for apple
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data 98junkiee
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I'm a PC and Microsoft and Apple didn't realize that all x86 computers are technically PCs.

End of line.
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