I made this thread on my old account, 2 years ago now? So since anything can happen in 2 years, i decided to repost it and add any new 'funnies' onto it.
For more humor also see:
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=177006&b=2
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I find your lack of tea.....disturbing
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Old Quotes (From V1):
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Quote: "You make a game for the iPhone if you think it sucks"
Sucking is not the point Blowing is"
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Quote: "Friends, I hate friends, friends is stupid."
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Quote: "I wonder if mods have the ability to ban people from making new threads."
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Quote: "Can someone help me do my french coursework for me please, im not very good at french"
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Quote: "I feel that hacker to steal my source."
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Quote: "Sometimes,My pc is your problem."
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When will TGC trust me again
I promise! I won't do the rick roll thing anymore! I promise!
Please trust me! I am tired of waiting for my posts.
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Quote: "but I have problem that my eye and hands.
plz,understand to me"
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Quote: "Consumers also complained about Vista, which happens to be an excellent operating system."
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Quote: "For the record, Firefox is targeted more often then IE."
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so your telling me theres a runescape template? haha is it like the one now in HD and good graphics? or the old one? whats it like? i will download soon when my internet resets.
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Quote: "users are bad"
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Quote: "
(i know its a download but its an archive, cos its an old thread)
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Ya all are just too stupid.
A book. If u know something why cant u make a kool game or prog.
come on now. A book. I hate books. book is stupid. I know that I need codes but I dont know the codes. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Where can I get the codes. I know how to build it with codes. GET IT. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND. DUHH"
Quote: "@!#$ ya all
I ain't scared of all ya @!#$ mother **** cats.
If ya know that @!#$ ya would be popular like bill gates.
Oops sorry ya dont know who that is.
That ma nmade windows if ya didn't know.
Send me one of ur programs so I could what is that @!#$.
Oops I forgot ya didn't make any programs.
I guess I didn't have to ask u for answers people at www.mindgamezz.com know 1000000 time better than ya.
I asked you nicely. Who can explain this @!#$.
Get a book. I know I can find it in the book but I didn't want to read @!#$ book.
THANX FOR ALL HELP THAT YA GAVE ME. [even if ya didn't give me no help FLAMINGAMOEBA- Thanks for telling me to read a stupid book. Book really helped me.
THANX"
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Quote: "but abusive is intense like LMFAO ...
And... I think funny that I'm dork...and my name spelling is wrong
sorry but plz don't speak abusive..."
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Quote: "my kitty pressed a certain key combination with his paws that closed the page!"
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You've been here less than a year and you have had 14 threads locked including this one.
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(in code snippet because it is long)
get to your programming, creators i have now created this new type of competition which is a mini game creation with a certain theme (i only do this when the game creators official team has not yet organised one )
well for those intereted the first theme is sports
which means you will have to create a mini sports game of any type
with theese restrictions:
-players must be animals
-there must be a pre game menu
-sports means only menplayed sports no vehicle sports like a rally
and theese reccomandations:
-there can be no rules
-your players can have powers
-do your best
to fill in just post a thread with the game you think you'll make and a last restriction if a sport is already been created don't make the same
1st price medieval 2
2nd price a gba emulator with games and 300
3rd price a torrent
4th price wild metal country
5th A LINK TO ONE OF THE MOST powerful modellers
good luck-----------bonne chance
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Quote: "
Your an insult to english grammar
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im looking for an engine. one that can produce the same graphical and modeling characteristics as the UNREAL 3 Engine, but uses a drag n' drop editor like FPSC
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(long 
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"So here i was going down the street when this tall guy came up to me and said "hey! you're kinda not as tall as i am!" the man said. I kinda ignored him and
went on with my great adventure into the metropolitan area when i heard some shoes clapping fast to the ground behind me, the sound got louder, i was
thinking it was someone running towards me from behind, so i turned around and looked. To my suprise, it was the taller-then-me-guy guy. He exclaimed
"you're still not as tall as i am! why can't you grow to be equally as tall as me?". I told the gentleman; "Well just because i'm shorter than you are now
doesn't mean i still don't have potensial to grow, you need to give me some time and we'll see" i said. Suddenly from his pocket, he pulled out an
inflatable chainsaw and cut some of his feet off to make him equally as tall as me. "There! problem fixed" he said. I replied "well now you're a few
centimeters shorter than that guy across the street. What are you going to do? You can't be just as tall as everyone since we all can't be the same size".
He then looked astonished and somewhat surpised, and pulled out this remarkable chainsaw again and cut his head off. After those series of events, i
continued my journey thinking some people might have issues.
So how was your day?"
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I'm offended by the fact you're offended. Quite frankly, it's offensive.
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from this thread lol
Quote: "Hello I'm a cat"
Benjamin: "It's funny because they misquoted me... "
What did it say?
Quote: "Hello, I'm a pussy."
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Ok I just downloaded the most recent version of FPSC and now when i try to open it it just says: _______________________________
[Latest DirectX Not Installed{X}]
PS: I did my best my best -------------------------------
impersanation of a windows [ DXVersion Error ]
box -------------------> [ ]
[_____________________________]
[_________[___OK___]__________]
What do I do? I want to get this working fast so I can start working on a game I told him Id make him. Thanks for your help.
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please keep your strange fantasies of walking penises to yourself in future
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Quote: "puppysss: Sid Sinister,I don't understand this korean message."
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This thread has been locked for the following reason: You have been a member since 2006, these questions have been answered dozens of times in that period. Apparently, you had DBP in May 2008, so you know the answers.
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Quote: "English kids are stupider"
Actually your sentence should read: English kids are more stupid. Stupider isn't a word! But good try... B+ for effort though
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Quote: "humans are the most irritating people on the planet."
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Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Anyway enough of my madness. "
Madness? THIS IS THEGAMECREATORS!""
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SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN
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i can make u ur so called "game maker", but it will cost u some $.. and maybe ur girlfriend
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You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker!
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you called me Sudoku and I think that's a pretty sick thing to do as well - because am I so puzzling that I'm just a number to you? A 2 dimensional grid? Come on man I have some depth! *cries hysterically
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It's not like I connect things for a living.
Though I'd like to. That would be pretty awesome.
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[href=http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147142&b=8]
Quote: "I want to put question to the association.
To continue to me the prosecution of this editor ?
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147050&b=1
FREEWARE !!!"
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Quote: "I want to make Dark Tits™ plugin for DBPro™, because i'm tired of flat-chested characters. I think this plugin should come with Dark Tits Kit™, a kit for creating and growing tits on every polygon of target object. Also, it must have shader for wet and goochy effect, maybe parallax on nipples. I always wanted girls with big boobs in my game, but now i think its not enough. Everything in my game must have big, no, BIG tits! Its the point of every game 14+."
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Quote: "My name is Stella Collins I hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through fasting and prayers asking God to lead me to a trust worthy person who will help me with this transaction and it interests me to contact you aftter my prayers for an assistance to help me transfer this Sum of 10.7 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated."
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Quote: "ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOLEGE"
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Quote: "blitz basic is getting it! {to any moderator} why is dark basic so slow why arent you guys fixing it "
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Quote: "This thread has been locked for the following reason: Together we'll learn to one day form proper sentences and create useful threads containing direct information, backed up with concrete facts. Hopefully."
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Quote: "Banned for trying to start numerous flames. Get a life."
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Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."
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Quote: "The majority of the population has below-average intelligence."
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Quote: "You DON'T have to use dds converter! It is so simple. Just open it up with MS paint (microsoft paint) then press "save as" then put it in the FPSC directory and type in whatever name you want then at the end add ".dds"
- posted by the fps creator rocks!"
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