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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 01:49
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Seeing as how everyone is setting up their own company these days, and being tired of working for the man, I decided to set up my own company and website.

Let me know what you guys think

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:01
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12 views and no comments Come on guys this is improtant for my business!

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Neuro Fuzzy
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Will you hire me?

All I need is about tree fiddy.

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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:26
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Sure I can hire you: I need a profile for the about us page though.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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SpyDaniel
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OMGZ! OMGZ! EPIC GAMES FOR THE WINZ! OMGZOR, CAN I WORK FOR YOU!???!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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Indicium
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:32 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 02:33
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Based on the comments and your sig, I really don't know if this is serious, so my only feedback for the time being is that the colour scheme is horrid.

Edit: Just read it, definitely not serious.

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xplosys
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At first I thought the Angry Birds were disgruntled employees and I was a little scared, but now that I know they're toys, I'd like a job. I have a degree in bathroom. (Honorary, but it still counts)

Brian.

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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Virtual Nomad
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:35 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 02:36
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iN B4 ThiS getZ LoCKEd!

is the "road through the forest without shadows" scene a hint at your next project?


if you really think you can compete with EaValWare, you'll need a logo. i made this for you in, like, 5 mins.



(please put me in the credits if you use it)

Virtual Nomad @ California, USA . DBPro V7.5
AMD Phenom™ X4 9750 Quad-Core @ 2.4 GHz . 8 GB PC2-6400 RAM
ATI Radeon HD 3650 @ 512 MB . Vista Home Premium 64 Bit

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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:37
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Quote: " I have a degree in bathroom."


Hmmm. That's quite a difficult degree to get, I'll need to check your references, I only want the best for my company.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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xplosys
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:39
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Quote: "I'll need to check your references"


You may remember me from an earlier community project that was AWESOME! Contact rolfy for a reference.

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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RedneckRambo
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:46
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You're a tard matt lmfao.

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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 02:49
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Quote: "You're a tard matt lmfao."


Sure you can have a job.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Neuro Fuzzy
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Quote: "Sure I can hire you: I need a profile for the about us page though."

Alright, well, I used to be a but then I accidentally. Now I make code/programs/3d models/audio/textures. I only want payment in rice. Contact neurofuzzy for reference - I did a lot of work for him in the past.

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Seppuku Arts
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I once tried to make a witty response using internet memes, but then took an arrow to the knee. It really hurt.


Also, I think Redneck's skills would actually be better placed in PR, now I know, I shouldn't tell you how to run a business, but I am CEO of EA*, so I know best.






*Egocentrics' Anonymous, not Electronic Arts.

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Rampage
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Could I also have a job? I've worked in some really massive companies and have some AWESOME products on the market.
I specialize in almost everything that exists, so you can see why I would be good for your team.

Thanks.

Quote: "I only want payment in rice."

This made me laugh

Regards,

Max
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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 03:21 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 03:23
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I can haz job?

I make t3h progzorz. 'N I don't need books to get da codez!!1!*













*This is in fact a non-truth. I occasionally refer to reference books or websites should I forget how to do something in C# or even DarkBASIC Professional. I've got 99 problems, and failure to recall how to do everything right the first time adds one more.


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rolfy
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Quote: "Contact rolfy for a reference"

Yes I will vouch for him, he got his degree in Latrine Technology after four years hard slog in the outhouse. Dont make the mistake of letting him into your home and you will be fine.

Awesome! Its one of those threads.
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BiggAdd
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 04:11 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 04:22
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Thraxas..... I thought I banned you....
Ima keepin an eye on you Mister, yous is trouble.

PS. Can has job? I made a game in DBC a month ago called "Gears of War - Australia", here is a screenshot:

Made everything myself, honest!!

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xplosys
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 04:22
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WOW! It really is down under!

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 04:26
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Quote: "Thraxas..... I thought I banned you.... "


I circumnavigated the ban using advanced hacking techniques that I learned on scriptkiddies.org

Are you sure you made that in DBC? It looks like it was done in the 3D game maker, and you're trying to credit for something you didn't really make! I'll still give you a job though.

Ok Xplosys now Rolfy has vouched for you, you can have a job with my new company. BUT I'm afraid you'll only be allowed to choose from 2 types of bread in the break room, and limited time using the recreational facility.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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anayar
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 04:48
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Oh my, oh my, couldzz I help? I'm an expert promoter, infact, I has a degree in PP. I think I tooks a couple of classes with good freind Brian... Remember me? I was the one who blowed the thing full of methane BEFoRE Yellow sat on it... You almost killezz me!

Anywayz, I can take cares of all your PP needzz... Pleaze let me bee on these team!

Cheerzz,
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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 04:57
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I no can haz job?

My tears sting with the intensity of a thousand mourning penguins over the loss of 98% of PC marketshare!


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Benjamin
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 05:06
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Quote: "I circumnavigated the ban using advanced hacking techniques that I learned on scriptkiddies.org"


Gross, I really didn't need to hear about the mutilation of your genitals.



Support a charitable indie game project!
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Sorry yoderman, of course you can have a job.

Anayar, I'll think about letting you on the team... but I'll have to run it by new CFO Neuro Fuzzy.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Yodaman Jer
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Damn right I can have a job!

Er, I mean, thank you sir, for this great opportunity that I'll use to better myself, blabblahblah the usual spiel...


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anayar
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Yayz... Neuro Fuzzy sir, what may I do to pleazze you?

Cheerzz,
Anayar


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bruce3371
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If you need shopping lists and credit lists, I'm the resident expert, just ask rolfy, his AWESOME game would be nothing without my listing skillz

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rolfy
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 06:17 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 06:22
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Quote: "just ask rolfy"

Yes I will vouch for him, his writing of lists skills are awesome, just dont let him into your home and you will be okay.

Awesome! Its one of those threads.
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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 08:51
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Quote: "Gross, I really didn't need to hear about the mutilation of your genitals."


That's not what the word I used in my post means

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Insert Name Here
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I notice you haven't employed anyone to work on music for your games yet? I have loads of experience writing like, amazing midi music in anvil studio. If you want I can write some amazing dramatic music for you're new FPS? Just make sure you put my name in the credits like this:

Amazing dramatic music - Alex Jones


Looking forward to hearing from you

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Quote: "That's not what the word I used in my post means"


I think he was trying to point out that you should have said circumvented not circumnavigated (that or the sound of it and its similarity to circumcise really is that amusing )

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I can type faster than I can think. Does that help me get in a highly respected position?

With a bit of gaffer tape and no-nails that swing ball toy in the recreational area will be fixed in a jiffy...

Mental arithmetic? Me? (That's for computers) I can't subtract a fart from a plate of beans!
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Thraxas
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 15:26
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Clearly as CEO of Thraxocorp I couldn't possibly have made a mistake in my choice of words. All my posts are approved by my official post approver. Someone is going to fired over this. I can only hope this doesn't ruin the good name Thraxocorp has built up over the past few hours. The website has had literally tens of hits.

Insert name here amazing dramatic music is definitely something we need for our game. I'll probably also need some incredibly somber music also done in the midi format.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.
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Quote: "The website has had literally tens of hits. "


You should consider plastering ads on your site. You need to cash in on your reader-base.


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Here's the amazing dramatic music I whipped up in about 10 minutes. I'll get working on the incredbly somber music now.

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Dark Frager
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Posted: 11th Jan 2012 17:12 Edited at: 11th Jan 2012 17:16
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Hai thraxs cn i join ur company u know i gt gud references and i gt teh 2nd degree in it so liek if u culd alow me to join dat would be kl.

edit and btw if u wnt to check out mah coding workz for xplysys and his awesm gmae den u can liek go on his thrd and check it out but im nt gona link it coz liek u shold b able 2 find it urself.

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The sites a bit boring right now, I think it's because of the banner you have up top. I understand that animated images are new technology and everyone wants to get in on that, so I animated your banner, which will hopefully show how professional and up-to-date with technology your company is.



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Quote: "Yayz... Neuro Fuzzy sir, what may I do to pleazze you?"

5 lbs of emporer penguin meat. For research.

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That's so unfair on penguins. I happen to have over 40 penguin teddies and have a penguin calender every year.

Mental arithmetic? Me? (That's for computers) I can't subtract a fart from a plate of beans!
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The Zoq2
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Hiee me, Iave no experience with making games but I have some epic ideas
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I NEEDZ A JOB 2 CUZ I AM DA BEST FOR YOUR CORPORATIONZ !!!!! AND YOU KNOW THAT !!!!!

ME HAZ DA BEST LAPTOP IN THE WORLD CUZ IT CAN RENDER ALL THESE BULBZ. SPECZ ARE:

CPU 1.73 GHz

Video Ram: 128 MB

RAM: 512 MB DDr 2

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I think you shuld hire Norion, he could run a server in case you want to make the next big MMO!!!!!
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I would love to join your company. Mention me on the website and I will accept your offer.

*swissolo is best employee*

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Yes zir! I willz be bringing you the five poundzz of penguin meat coming right up!

Cheerzz,
Anayar


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I could be a good game designer for your company...

If I only graduated from high school,was in England, and learned how to use Dark Basic Professional.

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Quote: "and learned how to use Dark Basic Professional"

I never learned to codes, so I just write what's easiest for me:


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I do not employ lolcats or anybody who has the grammar skills of a lolcat! This is seriousness at Thraxocorp!!!!!!!

Swissssssssole congrats on being employee of the month, you can read about it in the latest blog entry on the site.

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Thraxas, I think you are overwhelming yourself! You alone are already as amazing as Infinity Ward and all so that must be a heavy burden! It must be difficult being so great.

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I think he does not need any employees, due to the greatness of himself


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Professional animation team ready to do the job. We've read through the requirements and are able to meet these requirements. See PM for details. (posted by: Auto Response 2.1.0)

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