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Phaelax
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Posted: 27th Oct 2012 17:48
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Ok, I may have just crossed the line into uber nerd territory because:
A. I understand this joke (as im sure you all will)
B. I find it hilarious


Yo mama so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow!

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Dark Frager
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Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.

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Posted: 27th Oct 2012 18:24
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If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat.

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Posted: 27th Oct 2012 18:33
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Yo Mama's so fat she bends light!

Shh... you're pretty.
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BatVink
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Posted: 27th Oct 2012 21:58
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I'm glad you understand it, because I can't work out why you would use a recursive function to calculate mass

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Indicium
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Quote: " I can't work out why you would use a recursive function to calculate mass"


To inspect each component of her mass, obviously!


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mr Handy
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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 11:43
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Your mom is so fat, because she has disturbed metabolism.
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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:05
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I'm drunk and I find this thread offensive.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:12
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It's monday, 11:00, and coffee cup smiley. Sooo true
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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:22
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Yo mama so fat, she fills up the bathtub and then turns on the water!

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:26 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 12:26
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was LOD'd she looked like a bowling ball.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:35
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Yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 12:38 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 12:38
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8bit processing was all we needed until yo mama came along.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 14:15
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Yo mama so fat, if you tried to program her in binary, you would need to use 2's.

Dark Frager original

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Yo mama so fat, if you compressed her to the size of a car, she would be smaller than her Schwarzschild Radius.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 14:41 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 14:42
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Quote: "Yo mama so fat, if you tried to program her in binary, you would need to use 2's."


haha good one!

yo momma so fat she uses BGP on her local LAN.

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 15:01 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 15:09
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Your mom is so fat that inside her was born singularity and twisted space-time continuum, replacing space with time so your mom is fat not where, but when.
Pincho would like that

Your mother is so fat that when we measured her waist we run out on positive numbers and had to use negative numbers too.
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Quote: "Your mother is so fat that when we measured her waist we run out on positive numbers and had to use negative numbers too. "


lol

Yo momma's so fat she programs in Chef.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already worldwide!

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 18:55 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 18:55
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Yo momma so fat there is no mvp that fits her demographic.

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Quote: "Yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission."

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Quote: "Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already worldwide!"


i almost choked to death with both of them!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing (this one was on top 10 in the internet)

My own version:
Yo mama so fat so when she goes to restaurant, she doesnt get any menu, she gets the whole kitchen!

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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 20:08 Edited at: 29th Oct 2012 20:12
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Yo mama so ugly, the universe is expanding in all directions to get away from her face!
Yo mama so ugly she gives Chuck Norris nightmares!

Shh... you're pretty.
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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 22:25
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Yo mamma so fat when she walks through doorways she diffracts


I can count to banana...
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Posted: 29th Oct 2012 23:41
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Your mama so fat, that when they tried to send her across the lan they had to turn on jumbo frame support. :-p

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your mama so far so when she goes in backwards, there is BEEP, BEEP, BEEP sound comes from her ass

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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 00:10
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this is related to the thread


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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 00:26
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Your mom is so fat that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is useless against her.
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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 01:14
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Yo mama so fat, when you take a picture of her, you have to split it into 100 different sections each at 10000 x 10000 pixels big.

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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 01:22
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Yo mama so fat, she lives in Moscow and Prague at the same time

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Yo momma so fat she invented the X.500 DAP protocol.

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Quote: "Yo momma so fat she invented the X.500 DAP protocol"

Hmmm, I looked up the protocol and it still doesn't make sense.

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LDAP which, for all intents and purposes, superceded DAP. LDAP is considered a lightweight alternative. The joke is that DAP is a large and unwieldy protocol.

Nothing like explaining a joke to kill it

A bitJericho original.

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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 16:19 Edited at: 30th Oct 2012 18:17
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Yo Mama so fat, I stood next to her and gained 100lbs via osmosis!
Yo Mama so fat they keep her locked up in France as the official measure of a metric tonne!
Gravity is such a weak force because nothing wants to be near yo mama!
Yo mama so fat she gives mass to the Higgs field! (I think I just won! )

Shh... you're pretty.
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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 16:36
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Your mum is sofa
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Yo momma so fat, the unique keys for her database tables require two bigints.

Yo momma so fat, she needs two keyboards, one for each hand.

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Yo momma so fat, she has her own gravity.

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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 18:31
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Your mom is so fat that she drained out of this thread
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Yo mama so fat, she gets tired from blinking.

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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 20:01
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Your mom is so fat that she gains and looses 1 ton while breathing
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Posted: 30th Oct 2012 20:55 Edited at: 30th Oct 2012 20:55
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your mama soo fat!

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Quote: "your mama soo fat!"


I don't think we can beat this.

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Phaelax
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Quote: "Yo momma so fat, the unique keys for her database tables require two bigints"


Your momma so fat they had to use BLOB!

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Yo mama so fat, when she took a shower she drowned!

Shh... you're pretty.
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Some ones Mother is so Huge, they need 10 Chinooks, just to lift one finger on her palm...

Some ones Mother is so fat, that when she walked past the TV, I missed the entire Friends Series from Episode 1, Series 1 to the last episode in the entire series...

Some ones Mother is so fat, that her shear mass when walking shifts the globes angle facing the sun...

- MrValentine | 2012

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Your momma so fat, she's considered fat by many. Oh. Pwnage. WUT NAUW

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All human beings are composed of 90% water. Your mom is 90% of fat, and only 10% of water.
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Your mother is attractive and I love her.

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Does that mean...

ARE YOU MY FATHER?!

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yo momma so smart, I took her out to a nice meal and we had a great time.

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