This "The End Of The World" is soooooooooo yesterday (nah, I'm serious, it is - by GMT anyhow). And I mean WTH was with nothing happening? My grand-pappy's grand-pappy's grand-pappy's grand-pappy's grand-pappy had visions of that day and he carefully recorded them:
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An I did see a great red rabbit rising from the mists and upon it's neck was a bell!
Then four little horses flew across the sky. Upon the first was a mane of gold, upon the second a mane of pink, upon the third a mane of purple and upon the last a mane containing too many colours to count!
Next, the sea did turn to blue and the gulls did shriek, circling around strewn-about Chinese take-away boxes.
Next the sun did smile, grinning a toothy grin.
Finally a fish rose from the sea and upon its body were seven fins and upon each fin was a diamond ring and upon the creature's dorsal-fin road the Bore of Abalone [the most boring woman ever who had a liking for shellfish].
'Twas then I knew that the time had come and the sky became pink with a tinge of green and the earth turned to cake and the rivers to mead.
Long did everyone feast and drink. Long did they laugh, ignoring their demise. Long did they enjoy such evil pleasures as playing Ludo and such decadent ways such as extra cream with their cereal.
Time passed.
More time passed.
And yet still more, but slightly less than before, time passed.
Finally, Wrath bore down upon mankind in the form of noisy flying pigs and constantly crying cicada beetles. It was then that the floodgates of judgement opened and cola did wash away the world that it be made anew.
I, having obeyed my teachings did escape such judgements before they happened and was permitted to stay on a tiny island with plenty of hallucinogenic mushrooms upon it, that I may gain even deeper insights. Here I continue to record all that I see while the world dissolves and goodness-knows what horrors have befallen mankind.
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Nobody laugh, my grand-pappy^5 knew things and when they found his journals, they hid them from the world in fear of the predictions of things to come. Clearly our calendar is wrong. My grand-pappy^5 would not have made such mistakes.
"Nyuuuuu" ~ Nyu
