n ALMOST perfected his bullet dodging style
n stole x`s bullets the hard way
n went to pieces (grenade frag)
n stopped to think
n took flying lessons without a plane (fall)
n`s parachute failed (fall)
n surrounds the opposing team single handedly (grenade frag)
n can`t recall those holes being in his chest earlier
n lost his head (headshot)
n didn`t see that
n thought putting the pin back would save him (grenade frag)
n perfects stupidity (self kill)
n thinks something may be wrong
n wonders who`s legs where in armour just like his
the last thing n noticed was the scratch on the nose of that rocket
n forgot to change direction (fall)
n`s fatal breakdance session
n invents futile kamakasi
n misses, x didn`t
n has this incredible new tactic, it doesn`t work!
n needs a drink of radweld
eight pints and you`re out!
n saves wall from serious damage
n isn`t half the man he used to be
n used his head (for a munitions case)
n took the hade`s express
n tried to reason with incoming munitions
n hits bullets repeatedly with his body
n, so fast!, so smart!, so dead!
n could see all the way down x`s barrel
n wonders if the medic can stitch his head back on
n finds it difficult to move without limbs
n almost didn`t die
n blew it
n has problems with the concept of survival
n has metal poisoning
n abandond all attempts at life
n discovers mortality
n was a few bullets short of a frag
n liberates the contents of a grenade (grenade frag)
n can see a long tunnel and a white light
n, to be continued!
n had trouble stopping (fall)
n blows it up out of all proportion (grenade frag)
n was bent over when the rocket arrived
n had no trouble stopping those bullets
n appears to be leaking badly
x could see most of the scenery behind n
n does his teabag impersonation
n is considerd armless
n came to realise his head was missing (headshot)
n demonstrates the wrong way to dodge bullets
n thinks something may be wrong
n can see his *rse
n was doing badly anyway
n didn`t want to win that badly
n couldn`t master aiming
n forgot to shoot
n hit everything but his killer
n was dead on his feet
n demonstrates his dying skills
n, terminated with mild amusement
n adds some humour to the occasion
n was stood in the way
n takes to kissing *ss
n does his kibble impersonation (grenade frag)
n becomes a lesson to others
n becomes the "after" model in a deathmatch advert
n falls over once to often
n pretends to be dead...oh! wait!
n was DOOMED, he would QUAKE in his shoes, it was UNREAL the way he died
go! n go!...no!, not that way!
n, he came, he saw, he died easily
n, to deathmatch what Xan is to conservation
n, our most popular fatality
n, why is everybody always picking on him?
n has left the building (he`s left this aspect of reality actualy)
n stops by for tea with Hitler
n, the man who has difficulty surviving tea with his girlfriend
n, 100% mortal to the last
n meant to do that...realy
n, missing the whole point of the game
n def:<synonym> failure, dead, doomed, see: hopeless, loser, pillock
all my own work too (I have too much time on my hands)
Mentor.
PC1: P4 hyperthreading 3ghz, 1gig mem, 2x160gig hd`s, Nvidia FX5900 gfx, 6 way surround sound, PC2: AMD 1.2ghz, 512mb ram, FX5200 ultra gfx, stereo 16 bit soundblaster.
