How about:
you went in as a man and came out as
crunchy fried chicken
n was not burried, just scraped off the wall (rocket launcher/grenade)
n met the maker for repairs
n is gone but not forgetten
n is now paste (rocket launcher/grenade)
n needs to improve
n is being tortchered in hell
n's check bounced
n's corpse has already been defiled
n should improve, but can't as he is no more
n's head is now a trophy for x
n is now just a report for a coronor
n has been released from his mortal coil
Do not catch the granade!
Bullets are not our friends
The pearly gates our open
x will find out how quickly n's corpse will decompose
n is now a smear on the wall
x gloats
come in number 5, your time is up
x sniffed your corpse and was satisfied
suicide is definately not painless
you are the weakest link, goodbye
you are the weirdest link, goodbye
So long and thanks for all the target practice
what is after death?
Funeral march - with much chearing
Look on the bright side - no more tax payments
DUNCE
OUT!
USELESS!!!!!!!!!
HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!
In need of a life transplant
Ah
n passed his sell by date
n passed his use by date
x ate your corpse's feet but didn't like the taste
x's clothes are now splattered with blood - yours
n kicked the bucket
too late for a health pack
that had to hurt
mmmmmm tasty
your corpse has already been searched for things "no longer required"
Nothing doctor Frankenstein can't fix with lighting
your corpse is still hot and steaming
God your corpse stinks
You've littered the place with your various organs
x thinks your intestines make a nice necklace
You had no hope
death or glory! - which do you think you got
You will not be missed
x laugths at you
n will talk through weagy boards
You will now need a spirit meadium not a spirt small
Smoke did not kill you, the flames frougher did
Your corpse has been put in the sausage machine
scavengers chew on your bones
X drank your blood
You lost - admit it
No one is safe from x, mr n
shredded
Skin is not bullet proof
I hear hell is hot this time of year
My computer melts regulary - perhaps it likes being fondue
