LOL!!! About 12 of those applied to me...
*You wake up each morning to find keyboard imprints on your face.
*You can't get to sleep at night if your code isn't working correctly.
*During math class you program games on your TI-89.
*You can beat anyone at thumb wrestling because you have more finger strength.
*Your idea of a productive weekend is getting your AI routines to work.
*You fear your life is stuck in a non-terminating Do/Loop.
*You complain about not having enough time to meet your deadlines so you have planned a light-speed trip to a neutron star.
*You have nightmares about forgetting to put a Sync in your Main Loop.
*You get an F for accidently writing your term paper in binary.
*You've lost 20 pounds on your coffee and hotpockets diet.
*You correct anyone who says a kilobyte is 1,000 bytes, knowing it is in fact 1,0
24. [Edit: Sorry about that]
*When you get the money, you plan on genetically altering your hands so they each have six fingers.
*When faced with a tough decision you first write an If/Then/Else/Endif statement.
*After testing a new video game you go home and program a better version on your computer.
*You know the true definition of a Matrix.
*You read programming manuals when you get bored.
*Your goal in life is to program a Virtual World where you can reign supreme.
*You've programmed viruses that can delete someone’s hard drive but can't find anyone that will let you test it on their computer.
*After finishing a game you actually read the credits.
*You spend 45 minutes writing a "You know your addicted to programing if..." list.
*[Edit: When you begin to write things within brackets]
...lol... I just thought these up, I hope you like them...
The computer isn't an addiction, its more of a mental and social dependancy.