CHAPTER 1:
One day while Ermes was complaining and Coder_David ruled nothing, a penguin cried out for a magical sandwich. Then he realised he was holographic, so he went to TGC headquarters to the chicken, when suddenly, a b, and c looked very tantalizing. The penguin turned into a book. Then the book spontaneously combusted. 'Lemonade!' he cried out, 'I want!'. Then he went to 7-11 for a mocha latte. Then a robber took his axe and inserted it into his pocket. The robber felt that his beard was a bit too much like old carpets, so he dry cleaned his pet goldfish and his entire set of lotions life savings acount which he had and they shouted. Unfortunately the goldfish had fin rot which caused an ugly horrible looking vinegary smelling fin. Concequently, he was shot because of his fashion faux-pas. Pink doesn't match with green stripes and three fingers clipped off. However [he] learned to fly. "Howdy" said the pirate who appeared brandishing a large trout. He said 'eat my toe cheese if you want which you do so neener neener neener neener neener.' Meanwhile, an elephant looking like POWERSOFT
fell into a.........................
Please carry on!!!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
