Here's the storyline for the greatest FPSC game... no,
the greatest game
of all time.
A chicken, named McGee, felt hungry one day and wanted to eat a pie made of entrails. However, unfortunetely, entrail pie was not on the menu of any pie-restaurants nearby. So, he set off to find a restaurant that did. Along the way he met an aquatic CD player named Bill, and McGee was very envious of Bill's aquatic powers. So, that night, McGee put a spell on him to make Bill no longer aquatic. The next morning, when Bill jumped in the lake, he was electrocuted.
Unfortunetely for McGee, the spell he put on Bill only worked if Bill was alive, so he set off to find another pair of batteries for Bill.
The game starts here.

Evil has a new name.