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dab
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2006 03:13
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Your momma's so dumb while taking you to the hospital, she read a sign that said hospital left, and turned around.

(Post 51 by the way. )

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2006 03:22
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Your mama's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
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Now who the hell would be stupid enough to make one of those?


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Jeku
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2006 03:29
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Your momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.


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Phaelax
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 11:23
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haha, i like that one jeku.


Quote: "your momma so stupid, she though she was getting her hair cut at a clippers game"


zaibatsu, you must be from ohio, too. Nobody else would know what the Clippers are.

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Crazy Ninja
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 13:06
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Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" "


me like. Jeku's is good too.

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 13:48
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Your momma's so fat, when she gets a text people think she's reversing

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Darth Vader
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 14:11
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Jehu you cahnged your avatar! Now I am never going to remember anyone!


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Opposing force
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 18:21
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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Peter H
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 18:33 Edited at: 5th Oct 2006 18:35
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Tu madre es feo.

Tu madre is no delgada, ella es muy gordo.

Tu madre es similar to el elephante.

y loco.

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Big Man
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 18:50
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your mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon an dgot stuck!

Your mommas so dumb she got run over by a parked car!

Your mommas so fat her belt size is equator!

BM

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Ron Erickson
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 19:20 Edited at: 5th Oct 2006 19:22
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Momma jokes! That's not right!

Treat her right, treat your mother right!
Mother, there is no other...

Follow linky below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQYmrRAxAw0

This MUST be what ended his career

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 19:34
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Wow, I just saw the last 3 minutes and 22 seconds of his career

Hey WOLF, be careful posting stuff that isn't serious, Red Ocktober might bring his old rusty hammer down on your head


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Matt Rock
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 20:01
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Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass she needs to make two trips

uh, yeah, that's all I got


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Lukas W
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 20:04
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Your mom bought a blow up anchor because it used less space in her boat. oh and + cheaper.

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Ron Erickson
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 20:16
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Quote: "Hey WOLF, be careful posting stuff that isn't serious, Red Ocktober might bring his old rusty hammer down on your head "


...but it was serious.

See, let me explain the difference:

Not serious: (unless your name is Philip)
Your momma steals pic-a-nic baskets from cartoon bears.

Serious:
Mr.T lecturing about momma jokes in song.

Next time fool*, don't ignore the facts.

* Must be said in your best Mr.T impersonation to help bring out the seriousness of the combined statement.

WOLF

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 21:37
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When I read the word fool*, it actually sounded like Mr. T in my head


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Ron Erickson
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Posted: 5th Oct 2006 21:47 Edited at: 5th Oct 2006 21:51
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Quote: "When I read the word fool*, it actually sounded like Mr. T in my head"


Now you KNOW how serious I am

Speaking of not being serious....
There was just an add at the bottom of my page that read

"Two cannibals were eating a clown"

I think TGC has to seriously consider finding new adverts. I mean JOKES on a PROGRAMMING forum! What is the world coming to?

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The crazy
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Posted: 6th Oct 2006 01:03
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Quote: "zaibatsu, you must be from ohio, too. Nobody else would know what the Clippers are."


Ohio? The Clippers are from California. Unless you mean that the words clippers in place of barber shop are somewhat exclusive to midwest states. I understand that.

Anyway, yo mama's so fat,.... it affects her self esteem!

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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 6th Oct 2006 01:11 Edited at: 6th Oct 2006 01:12
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Quote: "The Clippers are from California"


So am I.

Quote: "Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."


that one actually made me smile, and if you know me well, you'll know how hard that is.

EDIT: hey whipped, when do you plan to release this program?

_Ken sent me
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Data
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Posted: 6th Oct 2006 04:43
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Yo mamas so stupid she had to climb a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales sang "WE ARE FAMILY EVEM THOUGH YOU ARE BIGGER THEN ME!"

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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 6th Oct 2006 04:50 Edited at: 6th Oct 2006 04:59
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Your mamma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "Who turned out the heat?"

Your mamma's so stupid, she gets her facts from World Weekly News.

Your mamma's so fat, her clothes size comes in light years.

Your mamma's so ugly, she looked into a mirror to commit suiside.

Your mamma's so old, she gave birth to your grandmother.

Your mamma's so fat, when she slept an air bed, it popped.

Your mamma's so fat, she's only allowed on the ground floor of buildings.

Your mamma's so stupid she makes YOU look inteligent.

Edit: Your Pappa's so stupid he married your mamma.

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Roxas
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Posted: 9th Oct 2006 15:24
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Yo momma is so dang fat that RUCCUS and (the other pointless guy who haves a garfield as avatar) have to stop this fight..

(this is very childhis..)

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Lukas W
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Posted: 9th Oct 2006 19:55
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why is it called "Yo Momma" isn't that "Hello mom".
aww.. i allways afraided from a mom

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AlanC
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Posted: 9th Oct 2006 21:37
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Your mommas so fat the pavement creacks when she falls down

Your mommas so fat shes never used a phone booth

Your mommas so fat she has more chins than china

hhmmmmm........ hi
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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 10th Oct 2006 01:22
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Quote: "Your mommas so fat the pavement creacks when she falls down

Your mommas so fat shes never used a phone booth

Your mommas so fat she has more chins than china
"


those are from Wierd Al's Song

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Posted: 10th Oct 2006 22:33 Edited at: 10th Oct 2006 22:34
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Your mama is an alphabet.



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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 11th Oct 2006 00:09
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your mother is so disappointed in you...she will not dignify you with words...Yo mumma jokes are only amusing in Scary Movie 3...I think for insults or fun they are quite lame...

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 11th Oct 2006 00:34
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Your momma's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 11th Oct 2006 01:42
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Quote: "Your momma's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!"


That wasn't my mum...that was the girl who kept staring me at a party...twas scary...

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Phaelax
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Posted: 11th Oct 2006 09:46
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Quote: "Ohio? The Clippers are from California"


The Columbus Clippers, its a baseball team.

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Code Dragon
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 02:46
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yo momma's so dumb she bought the book on how to read.

Confucius say click the link to become a master game developer.
Sorry, the site was moved, it used to be this:
http://www.dexterity.com/articles/
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 02:53
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Your mommas so fat I got on top of her and my ears popped!


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Code Dragon
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 02:57 Edited at: 4th Nov 2006 03:12
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Yo momma's so dumb when the passengers say the plane's going to crash unless they lighten the load she throws out the pilot.

Confucius say click the link to become a master game developer.
Sorry, the site was moved, it used to be this:
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AlanC
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 03:13
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Your momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Your momma so dumb she missed the 44 bus so she tried to take the 22 bus twice

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The dude guy
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 03:24
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Your momma's so fat she was baptised in seaworld

Your momma's so fat she went to Mcdonalds ordered a meal and said "supersize me" and the man goes "too late"
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RUCCUS
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 04:30
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Quote: "RUCCUS your always dissing me there"


What? No.

And just so Crazy doesnt have a fit;

"yer moms so fat".

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