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Mnemonix
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I am making a game. Here is the storyline:

"Your wife is death
How?
NO idea
But it is murder
REVENGE!!!!!"

I hope to finish this soon I just need 3 coders, 41 modellers and lots of other people to take orders from me



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Chris Franklin
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lmao this made part of my birthday in the comedy factor

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Is this your first game? You aim too high, make it your Sister, not your wife. Then do Pong, then progress to your Mother.

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Mnemonix
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I would go one step at a time but I find myself unable to walk yet.

must...REVENGE!!!!!

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hahaha. I still quote that. That is the single greatest plot line ever. I especially like the lunacy of the protagonist not having a clue how his wife died, but f**k it!! IT MUST'VE been murder!! No other possible explanation!! Now lets kill a load of zombies!!!


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Haha, I loved this. I sometimes wonder if the people who make those posts really have any idea how out-there they really are, or if they really think that their idea is some new and fascinating concept?

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I am in the process of working on some new games, and I think it would be quite commical to have the main character jump to insane conclusions and using psychotic hollywood clichets to solve polts. I am dead serious about this!

Next title:
Zombies did it!

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Zombies are great. I think Tinker said it before - they're just an awesome game opponent. Everything can be explained when you're shooting zombies.

"The animation on that zombie looks all crappy"
"Of course it does. It's a zombie. They walk like cripples"

"It's just running straight at me ... oh and its fallen into that river"
"Of course it has. Its a zombie. It's stupid"

"Look, that zombie is stuck behind a tiny little piece of wood on the floor and is running on the spot"
"Of course it is. It's a zombie. It doesnt have good hand eye coordination nor advanced obstacle negotiation theory"

"I shot it 100 times with a 70mm howitzer and its still alive"
"Of course it is, it's a zombie. They're never die ... ever, EVER!"

"All the zombies look exactly the same! Whats up with that?"
"Of course they do! Have you ever seen a zombie? No. They all look like that. Now shut up."

etc etc.

See? Zombies are the ultimate enemy. Nobody can diss the zombie.






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Mnemonix
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I would like to announce that the protagonist of my game is a zombie.

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*Applauds*




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Xenocythe
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I can diss a zombie. Wanna know why? Cuz I'm a ninja. All I have to say is:

"Booh" and the zombie is done for. Honestly. It'll work.


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Yeah, but you're royaly shafted if you face one of these ...



Zombie ninja. Best of both worlds. Owned like a second hand owners manual.

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Mr Tank
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This should be in team requests.


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mr tank, if you find the team request board, let me know. :p

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Hahahahahaha



You know, it's just too bad I learned the ability to turn into one of these when ever I want to. And that means all the time.





Watchya got now?


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geecee, i can't find it. It's a shame because i'm a professional coder, animator and 3d modeller, but have no ideas of my own at all. Oh well.


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Well we all know who has the real power

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haha. Classic. Wife of Ninja Pirate Robot Zombie Monkey would be a formidable adversary indeed.


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Benjamin
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I vant to be on ur teemlol. Can I have a microdollar so I can buy some food?

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I DID have some microdollars, but they are so micro I took my eyes off them and now I can't find them.

I would like to point out that people will only get paid for being on my team if it sells well lol. Otherwise No.

Benjamin, make me a model of new york plz.

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*steals ur polys*

now they are gon

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Benjamin
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No. Last time I made you a model of new york you used it to plan out a terror plot, which resulted in the fall of the twin towers. You shall NOT have any more models.

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u r meenz

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Megaton Cat
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lol ill be on team but only if i get to do the vertaxes and poly gones

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It's vertaxii you idiot.

-= Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals =-
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Quote: "which resulted in the fall of the twin towers"

i see how it r funny, idito

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Benjamin
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Quote: "lol ill be on team but only if i get to do the vertaxes and poly gones "

Lolz u can do poly *heers* and kill people randomly and spill their guts all over the kitchen table. Alternatively you can throw tomatoes at a potato skewing hot-dog seller and just to annoy him put a cat in a massive bun and run around dead.

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weight! . .., tht was my plt idea mn0menx!

ideea STEELER!

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Kan Eye Baita Testical plz

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Can u pic me to be teh NeW Yokr MoDleer...

i alerady mak 1 4 u



In all joking aside when do I get paid for the New York model

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You forgot to render the grime and pollution.

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Hmm...yes so Ill lower the price to $1000 since I cant bother to re-render it. It takes ages rendering New York.

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Salyer lol! taht is a vary god module!!1e lol plz send it 2me for fr33 and iwill pay u muney lol!!!!11one1!nineleven11

how du u make pix Like that.... i us painT but it luuks not so good liek that. i hoep to one day lrn to use comptrz lik u do lol
and whyies the pic all bleue n grey ??!

i ned it lol fur my secret mmorpg with suports 1000000+ palyers!!1

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Quote: "and whyies the pic all bleue n grey ??!"


He has codez to do it liek that. :'



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lol dat (fyl 4mattlol) lukz so brilietn dat i fink i vont a new yorkie bar model too lol or leik not an old wun coz it smels and stuff heh

oo I mayd code:



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Didn't Mega's "Talk Like a Noob Day" thread end a few months ago >>


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i culd giv ma UBER LEET sklils 2 mak da game b/c i alreday gotted a cub in a matriks to werrrk!!!1!!!!!11111!11!!! her is da sorce:


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Jordan Stories Games-Can I have my million dollars now?


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gimme teh codez
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Quote: "Jordan Stories Games-Can I have my million dollars now?"

What million dollars . *Goes to edit post*.

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Gil dudes, u fergots to tell teh ppl tat they gets and extra cube if tehy pay teh 50$$$

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Iz donta no how 2 mk gme! lol. I mke gme wit u adn u tch me howz 2 mks gmas. lol. K? Ad I gt %50 of teh moneyz. lol. I cn b teh txtr & skin mkr.


lols

We shuld mke gme hav a supr coo vtrul reltiy tihng, so den u can likz smels stuf! Wuldt tha be coool!

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Pie...
...and uh [on topic] OMGZ [/on topic]

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OMG!!! I was lIke teh person behindt eh grafix fr teh Dancing Zombie MMO!!!!!! i wll mkE u teh gr8st l0go EVR LOL!!!!

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yehz mehz a vUlcan...Ichee binnz ienn VULcanooozzzz!!!

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Banana...

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Let me see ur mountain of volcanic tendencies. U dont have it. Sorry ya are gonna have to go fall down a well then Lolz.


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i see the global language thread's having some global impact already...
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I vant to lern global landwich. SOMEBODY HELP ME PLAESE

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I r draw pikchur of man eating an Isosceles Triangle for ur geam.




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! r teh pwn@ge ! mad3 t3h thr3ad hotz!

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