Quote: "Umm, she was a pretty famous model ya know."
I know...
Quote: "I can't for the life of me figure out why the whole world's hearts skipped a beat over this girl. She married a rich guy to get his money, and people rooted for her. There... that's her big achievement. It bothers me quite a lot that when a Nobel prize winner dies, no one seems to care, but when a bimbo that got rich for marrying some orca-wealthy guy dies, it's the center of everyone's attention . Oh, to have been born on Mars."
The main reason that it is all over the news is because she has been in the news a lot lately.
First, she was not only a Playboy model, she was one of the biggest draws for Playboy of all time.
As if a Playboy model marrying an 80 year old guy isn't enough... the guy is REDICULOUSLY rich. He dies and she has one of the ugliest, moral-questioning legal battles in history with the guys family. In the end she walks away with half of his money.
Then she blimps up. Now, any former model getting fat is going to make the news. In most cases, it would ruin the person. Instead, she pretends that she is such an air-head that didn't "realise" that she was fat and puts the act on reality TV. It was so over the top that it was funny (and a very successful show).
Now, we have a former playboy model that got fat who married an 80 year old guy and won his fortune in an ugly legal battle. She then signs a deal with a "diet-drug" company: Trim-Spa and loses all her weight. Wow! What a success!
That would be enough for most lifetimes, but she wasn't done.
Instead she gets pregnant (which was news itself). Right after she delivers the baby her 20 year old son dies. Oh the drama. If that isn't enough, there is a HUGE legal battle over WHO is the father. She claims that her attorney (and seem to be puppet-master) that just happens to have the name Howard Stern is the father. The other guy wants a DNA test but she refuses. Oh no.... here comes another long, ugly, moral-questioning legal battle over paternal rights.
Before that can happen though, the she is named in a class action lawsuit with the diet suppliment "Trim-Spa" and is about to get involved in ANOTHER ugly legal battle.
Then the National Enquirer suggests that Howard Stern MURDERED her 20 year old son by giving him the drugs that he OD'd on.
As all of this is coming to a head, she DIES!
Did she commit suicide? Was she murdered? Think of the possibilities. Her former 80 year old husband's family finally getting revenge? How about the claimed father of the child? How about Howard Stern attempting to take all of her money? How about some estranged Trim-spa user seeking revenge?
The whole story of her life couldn't even be written into a soap opera because they would say it is too over the top.
That is why it is in the news. It's to rediculous not to be.
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