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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Forum Fight!!

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Silvester
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 16:53
*Rises from death and starts eating Chris Franklin_'s brains.*

-Prince Of Darkness
Big Man
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Joined: 4th Feb 2005
Location: BEHIND YOU!!!! (but I live in England)
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 16:53
*destroys helicopter before Chris has a chance to kill everyone*
*However Big man dies in doing this*

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Silvester
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Location: Netherlands
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 16:56
*Wonder's why he's alive again*

-Prince Of Darkness
Grandma
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Location: Norway, Guiding the New World Order
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 16:59
*steals big man's katana from his cold dead corpse*

Comp : 1024mb Ram, 3.0ghz, GeforceFX 5800, 1,1TB storage
Big Man
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 17:12
*rises again as a flesh eating zombie to eat the flesh of...everyone!!!!*

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Agent Dink
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 17:35
*voluntarily dies and never returns to this immortal thread*

Sometimes the only way over a wall is to pile up enough bodies to climb over - Dave W.
Seppuku Arts
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Joined: 18th Aug 2004
Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 17:56
*Hugs Grandma* I don't like you, I love you, so how about we grab some coffee back at my place? I don't like coffee, but I have a bed you can sit on.

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Dared1111
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 18:07
Gets a bomb and kersplodes Seppuku, along with grandma, who he is hugging

Who wants a Lemon?

I love lemons... and cats
H4ck1d
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Location: Yes
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 18:12
*Is mortally disturbed by Seppuku seducing grandma*

Dared1111
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 18:31
Shoots H4ck1d for watching them hugging STILL!!

Who wants a Lemon?

I love lemons... and cats
Pricey
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 19:39
*appears greatly disturbed by the speed of growth of this thread*

Code Dragon
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Location: Everywhere
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 19:45
zzz
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Joined: 13th Nov 2005
Location: Sweden
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 19:56 Edited at: 14th Feb 2007 19:58
*returns from magic land, which turned out to be the REAL world*

EDIT *and spanks Big man back to life(or death or whatever?)*

Big Man
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 20:06
ooohhh zzz naught naughty

*tries to convince zzz that magic land is not real*

BM

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Grandma
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Location: Norway, Guiding the New World Order
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 20:40 Edited at: 14th Feb 2007 20:43
Quote: "*Hugs Grandma* I don't like you, I love you, so how about we grab some coffee back at my place? I don't like coffee, but I have a bed you can sit on."


*stops hugging*

..............

.....

.....

.....i don't like coffe either. but it sounds like a reasonable offer.

mmmm.......comfy bed.


*overheard big man trying to convince zzz magic land is not real*

NOOOOOOOooooooooo......... *fading dramatic scream*

Comp : 1024mb Ram, 3.0ghz, GeforceFX 5800, 1,1TB storage
Silvester
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 21:11
*Tries to kill grandma with his own avatar*

-Prince Of Darkness
Dared1111
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Posted: 14th Feb 2007 22:03
Stops prince of darkness (throws my empty gun) and shushes everyone to stop messing with zzz's imagination


Who wants a Lemon?

I love lemons... and cats
Code Dragon
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Location: Everywhere
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 23:15
Peter H
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Location: Witness Protection Program
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 23:24
*eats code dragon*

One man, one lawnmower, plenty of angry groundhogs.
Seppuku Arts
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Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 14th Feb 2007 23:53
Quote: "i don't like coffe either. but it sounds like a reasonable offer.

mmmm.......comfy bed.
"


Puts on Barry White, the perfect partner for Valentines day...I have a Valentine? Miracles to happen. *Reads Grandma some soppy, yet rather disturbing poetry written by a Chimpanzee called Edwin*

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Darth Vader
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Location: Adelaide SA, I am the only DB user here!
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 05:17
*Destroy TGC and the forum with the fatal code that explodes DBP all over the world
*


Silvester
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 06:44
*Call's every game coder of the world to kill Darth Vader*

-Prince Of Darkness
Big Man
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Location: BEHIND YOU!!!! (but I live in England)
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 10:01
*every game coder in the world decides that Vader did the right thing and kill Prince of darkness instead*

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Code Dragon
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 14:10 Edited at: 15th Feb 2007 14:12
*Big Man becomes the new dictator of every coder in the world*

Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 14:12
*Bows head in shame for my fellow forum members...Make love, not warcraft*

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Big Man
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Location: BEHIND YOU!!!! (but I live in England)
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 14:15
*big man orders every game coder to code him a super game to sell so he can take all of the money*

BM

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Opposing force
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Location: England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 14:27
*Opposing Force assassinates Big Man with a musket *

Visit my website at...
http://www.freewebs.com/teammegabasic/
for FPSC models and media, sign up on the forums for FPSC talk and questions.
Grandma
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Location: Norway, Guiding the New World Order
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 15:13
......Okay seppuku.... It's starting to frighten me.

*Allies with Opposing force to take out seppuku once and for all, with a greasy plastic spoon from MCDanooooolds and then takes seppuku on myself with the katana i stole from big man's corpse*

Comp : 1024mb Ram, 3.0ghz, GeforceFX 5800, 1,1TB storage
Dared1111
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:01
drinks myself (lemonade) and throws a grenade at seppuku

Who wants a Lemon?

I love lemons... and cats
zzz
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Location: Sweden
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:15
*starts to juggle with the grenade*

Seppuku Arts
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Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:27
Quote: "with a greasy plastic spoon from MCDanooooolds "


Damn you, how did you find out my weakness, my kryptonite, who told you? Was it Nick...argh! The b******d works at McDonalds, I'd knew he'd conspire against me.

And you, you Grandma, call yourself a valentine, you're a Preying mantis, you don't mind the sex, but when it's all over, you kill your mate. Damn you!

*Pretends to die like Possum he is*

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Peter H
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Location: Witness Protection Program
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:37
*Eats Seppuku Arts with some barbecue sauce*

mmm... road kill.

One man, one lawnmower, plenty of angry groundhogs.
RUCCUS
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Joined: 11th Dec 2004
Location: Canada
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:57
*uses this thread as a temp IM to tell Benjamin he'll be on later tonight to check it out, even though he himself has managed to get basic blob mesh's working in 2D, *

Benjamin
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Joined: 24th Nov 2002
Location: France
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 17:58
Haha 2D you noob.

Mine uses scale object.

Tempest (DBP/DBCe)
Multisync V1 (DBP)
Seppuku Arts
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Joined: 18th Aug 2004
Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 18:30
Oh yeah gang up on Seppuku, just because he's a pus...er...he won't fight back...cor how mature Well I'm off to cry now, I hope you're happy...

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
zzz
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 19:04
*sinister laugh*

Sunflash
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Location: Seattle, Wa
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 20:06 Edited at: 15th Feb 2007 20:08
*Sends a fatal virus to everyone who has logged on to post in this thread*



*Sunflash forgets to compile evil virus... he hopes everyone is stupid enough to compile it for themselves...*

EDIT:

*Sunflash begs for forgivness for sending virus to everyone...* "heh heh... Run?"

Mountain Dew, happyness in a bottle.
Sven B
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Location: Belgium
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 20:58
* Just arriving at the place and see that everyone just died of a certain evil virus... *

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
Code Dragon
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Location: Everywhere
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 21:48
*virus has a bug that brings everyone back to life.*

Quote: "*Bows head in shame for my fellow forum members...Make love, not warcraft*"


*builds a robot version of Seppuku with weapons to enfore making love, not warcraft.*

Seppuku Arts
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Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 21:54
Aww isn't that sweet, Code Dragon thinks, I'm love and hee made me...wait a second, Saint John said God is love...You know what that means...I am God! Wow, cool, time to abuse my power.

*Smites all those who refuse to worship me*

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Chris Franklin_
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 21:57
*makes an anti seppuku group
JOIN TODAY!*

Code Dragon
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 22:06
How does building a robot make him God?

*joins anti-Seppuku group*

I hope God doesn't punish members of the anti-Seppuku group if he really is God.

Big Man
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Location: BEHIND YOU!!!! (but I live in England)
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 22:15
*starts a Pro Seppuku group to counter the anti-Seppuku group*

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

H4ck1d
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 22:23
*Fought in the forum war and only got a lousy t-shirt*

*Joins both groups*

Opposing force
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Location: England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 22:38
*Releases A 100 megaton nuclear missile on The Game Creators forums and destroys everyting, flamers, noobs etc, and when the fallout has settled, Opposing Force plants grass and trees and makes the game creators forums a happy and nice place to be, with no team requests, flames, noobs and stuff and then he plays Half-Life: Opposing Force...Collectors edition...and everyone lived happily ever after*

Big Man
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Posted: 15th Feb 2007 22:53
*the end*

Our aim is to keep the loo's clean, your aim can help.

Seppuku Arts
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Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 15th Feb 2007 23:02
*Smites Pro-Seppuku Groups and rewards anti-seppuku group* Wait oops, sorry got that one wrong, for a God, I'm awful clumsy, quick, I'd better cover it up and say I meant to do it. Yes all of you who hate me shall be rewarded with eternal happiness.

Yeah...um, if only I were a real God and not some loser pretending to be one on an internet forum

So, how about Pie everyone? Everyone loves pie, if you don't then you'd be calling my friend Spongebob and liar, and trust me, you don't want to go calling spongebob a liar know, awful things happen, you seen Patrick lately? Not quite the same since he said to Spongebob "Liar Liar Plants for Hire". That's because I got to him!

Did The Buddha have a Zen micro?
Darth Vader
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Location: Adelaide SA, I am the only DB user here!
Posted: 16th Feb 2007 04:57 Edited at: 16th Feb 2007 04:58
Quote: "Releases A 100 megaton nuclear missile"

You dared utter that forbidden name? He is a traitor!

*Since Vader got away with his evil plan he comes back with something even more sinister he realeases the ultimate virus on everyones computer!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!*


jasonhtml
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Joined: 20th Mar 2004
Location: OC, California, USA
Posted: 16th Feb 2007 05:38
*digs trench, screams charge and climbs out of trench *

Sunflash
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Location: Seattle, Wa
Posted: 16th Feb 2007 06:47 Edited at: 16th Feb 2007 06:51
*jumps in trench and shoots jason with a RPG... watches jason "charge" faster*


Quote: "Since Vader got away with his evil plan he comes back with something even more sinister he realeases the ultimate virus on everyones computer!
"


*Hails DV with the Best Virus Of The Year award!*

---

*Creates the Anti-Pro Seppuku club*

Mountain Dew, happyness in a bottle.

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