If I wanted to sit in a movie theater and watch someone crap for two hours, I'd probably pay to see Paris Hilton movies. This is the worst idea since... um... nope! This is just the WORST idea! Ever! It's of a different caliber than any other stupid things I've ever seen, like a special kind of stupid. The kind that can only be reserved for people who see dollar signs from two different areas that don't work together. This is like
Ford Taurus: The Movie, but less interesting. Some things just don't belong on this planet... like the people who decided this would be a big hit.
All I can think of is that they might use the story from
Sims 2 in the starter town, with Bella going missing and all that. Or maybe, just maybe, they'll make a movie WITH the Sims and expect it to get an audience beyond You Tube. Either way, we're in for a few laughs with this bit of cinematic filth.
Like Pirates of the Carribean. Why on earth would you make a movie about a ride in a theme park that doesn't have any sort of significant plot? And it isn't even a fun ride! Pirates of the Carribean was a crappy movie based on an even crappier theme park ride, a ride that doesn't even excite little kids. The Sims movie comes from that same corporate concept of making money without involving the thought process or giving a crap what consumers might actually enjoy. But this time around, if you build it, I don't think anyone will come.
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