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Dazzag
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Posted: 28th Sep 2007 23:42
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I was talking about those other tosspots. Seriously though, they used to meet in this castle and say things like "Yes, Tequin, your award winning poem in 1989 was my favourite published work in the Daily Chronicle for Beachworth council. Bravo!". God. Plus the poems tended to be like 10 pages long, be complete drivel, then start swearing like no tomorrow for a few lines half way in then carry on with drivel. By the end of it they may as well as had lapdancers on them they way they were reacting. Tosspots.

Quote: "Seriously, great work"
Yep, those were the days. Most annoying was when we buried a bottle of Pompagne (too broke for Champagne) after a bit of a booze cruise (ferry to Ireland) on the last day of BTEC college (like A levels, and one before Uni). We went to dig it up after Uni 3 years later, but couldn't remember where we buried it. Yep....

Quote: "plus it's a bit more honest and well, decent girls dig honesty"
I know. But I was 18. It's almost the law to be shallow in Uni. Plus it's quite surprising what some decent girls like. Which reminds me, I need to call someone... Mmmmmm....

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Posted: 28th Sep 2007 23:43
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.....pssst! what's a tosspot?"


Uhhh...well, there are children surfing these forums, I'll have to tell you later...Think of someone who likes huge debates, a Mass ******* then find a word that rhymes with it.

Quote: "No comment, but i do suppose NSA have a whole floor of computers dedicated to monitor our conversations, they must be 120% convinced we are communicating in some sort of code..."


I've saw it when they brought me in for interviews...though I probably wouldn't bring in our insane convos here any time soon...remember what happened last time...just pages and pages of tripe.

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Dazzag
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Posted: 28th Sep 2007 23:47 Edited at: 28th Sep 2007 23:48
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Actually an ex-girlfriend of mine used to enjoy sending letters to me entitled "Master" then my last name. Not quite what you think (look at my forum name) but close enough. Look around on the forum. Kangaroo boy guessed my surname the other day in fact (after 7 years of anonymity and bad spelling here too...). Safe to say it was a bit annoying. Although not completely off base considering she sent me letters when I was on holiday from Uni....

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 01:15
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Wasn't there a Master ****s on Captain Pugwash? Haha, that show was awesome! Surprised they still let kids watch that...

Well I suppose it beats on of my flat names surnames 'Nailer'...imagine how he takes that, he's a clubber, so I think it's pretty obvious why he likes people to refer to him by his surname...

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 06:37
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I really zoned out at the point where the UK monkeys starting talking about booze.

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 07:40
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Nope. That's an urgent legend, I think made up by The Sun. There was also supposed to be Roger the cabin boy (almost as good as Kenny Rogers Chicken which is real apparently) and Seaman Staines. All made up. Funny thing is that when I heard this joke many years ago I thought "Yes, I can remember that. Wow!". Once you hear it's rubbish and you actually see a clip then your memory corrects itself. Weird eh?

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 13:18
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Ah I see, 'made up' like most of their news stories...

Quote: "Funny thing is that when I heard this joke many years ago I thought "Yes, I can remember that. Wow!". Once you hear it's rubbish and you actually see a clip then your memory corrects itself. Weird eh?"


Yes, the mind is a strange thing, I'd give a long talk on Newspapers, Psychology and how words effect memory, but a. can't be arsed and b. It'll send this thread to Davy Jones' locker.

Quote: "I really zoned out at the point where the UK monkeys starting talking about booze. "


Hehe, people usually zone out when I post, it's a common thing, so I wouldn't feel special about being the only one, because you're not...

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 14:21
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Damn. I did say Urgent didn't I.... The downside of alcohol there kids... Obviously I meant Urban.

Quote: "Yes, the mind is a strange thing"
Too right. BTW I swear on my grandmother's grave that I saw UFOs last night. And it has nothing to do with fireworks that the big hotels set off all the time. Or drinking beer. Believe, the truth is out there...

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Posted: 29th Sep 2007 16:37
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Indeed, I mean the only Legend we need at the moment is Robin Hood (to steal from the rich and give to me or something like that), so I guess that makes him an urgent legend or something...

Quote: "Too right. BTW I swear on my grandmother's grave that I saw UFOs last night. And it has nothing to do with fireworks that the big hotels set off all the time. Or drinking beer. Believe, the truth is out there..."


Or it was your friends sitting on your roof with a paper plate on the end of a string trying to convince you that aliens are coming...if you could hear lots of giggling, that's a likely story. Talking of UFO's I took a picture of a street lamp at night and almost managed to convince people I took a picture of a UFO, it looked real enough to be true, so maybe it was just some illuminated Frisbee or some other lights in the sky?

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Posted: 30th Sep 2007 17:51
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No, it was fireworks in the sky set off by the big hotels. And I was drinking beer. Although it does help to say "I swear", and "I know a lot of it is made up, or mistakes, but this is honestly totally true. Anyway, then there was this probe....". Amazing how many people will believe you if you act sincere. Along with that foolish notion that a lot of people think they can tell if you are lying by looking into your eyes. Morons.

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