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Happy Cheesecake
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-_-

[b]

Sometimes reading posts from Zeus or I will bring gut-wrenching laughter, drenched pants, and a full load of underwear.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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Zeus
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Lol HC! No points for you!

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That1Smart Guy
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he removed my avatar!!

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Zeus
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Indeed I did.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 05:32 Edited at: 14th Sep 2009 05:33
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Indeed, for you mother is a dead octopus.



You cannot possibly comprehend how awesome that makes me.

I have a devious mind.

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BMacZero
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2140 Points
Omega gamer 89 - 1210 posts

1737 Points
BMacZero - 449 posts

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Insert Name Here - 543 posts

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Matuka - 424 posts

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Venge (Santa) - 573 posts

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razerx - 10 posts

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AndrewT - 221 posts

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Happy Cheesecake (Has Credits, NOT Points) - 288 posts

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That1Smart Guy - 118 posts

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Zeus - 233 posts

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Aaron Miller - 183 posts

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Yodaman Jer - 302 posts

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lazerus - 225 posts
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Omega gamer 89
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woop-woop-WHAT?! OH YEAH!

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ShaunRW
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 06:19
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Awwww still 50 points. ah wellz


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Neuro Fuzzy
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Did you know that the mona lisa was made in MS paint?
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 13:53 Edited at: 14th Sep 2009 13:55
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Isn't it the person with the highest score the loser? Like in a Pokemon naming game or golf?

*Cough* Omega *cough*, oh do excuse me, there's all this dust from the builders making my part hobo, it's just giving me a terrible cough. *Cough, cough*.

They've knocked off most of the bricks already, so it looks like it won't be long until they've destroyed that part of the house.

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BMacZero
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Dang it! I knew Bizar Guy was up to something!

Incidentally, who gets a score of 2140 in golf?!



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lazerus
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Someone who has this done to them,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTN_TWpi7vQ

http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_steel_the_annoying_devi.html

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes..."
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Seppuku Arts
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Ah, the Annoying Devil, I love the little guy and his...er...annoyances.

Quote: "Dang it! I knew Bizar Guy was up to something!"


Yes, it would seem he realised before any of us.

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Omega gamer 89
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BZZZZZT! WRONG! The person with the highest points wins, which would be obvious if any of you had
A) Read the first post
B) Paid attention
D) Any brains.

The rules of the competition state that anyone who breaks the rules (double posting, posting things disallowed by the AUP, etc...) would have their posts CUT IN HALF.
If the LOWEST score was winning, then anyone who broke the rules would have their points DOUBLED.

Quote: "*Cough* Omega *cough*, oh do excuse me, there's all this dust from the builders making my part hobo, it's just giving me a terrible cough. *Cough, cough*."

Oh, my. I feel so terrible for you with your nasty cough. I guess we'll just have to destroy your house completely, so that there'll be no need for lengthy construction and a further buildup of that awful dust.
Everyone, lets help out or dear friend Seppuku. Lets destroy his house!


IT BEGINS!!!

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 20:18 Edited at: 14th Sep 2009 20:18
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Damned forum image limitations...

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Omega gamer 89
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Hello. I am a Hedgehog.

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thenerd
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 22:05
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hello, i am bla.


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lazerus
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Posted: 14th Sep 2009 22:27 Edited at: 14th Sep 2009 22:27
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Your Dose Of FAIL











For a change.



"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes..."
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ShaunRW
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Posted: 15th Sep 2009 02:42
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HAHAHA that gotta be the best post i've seen.
Apart from this one of course!

WOOooOO Afro dude!


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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 15th Sep 2009 02:52 Edited at: 15th Sep 2009 02:53
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I'm one step closer to overtaking Uncle Grandma...

I can almost taste the awesomeness that is victory...


God, it's slow today.

Sometimes reading posts from Zeus or I will bring gut-wrenching laughter, drenched pants, and a full load of underwear.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 15th Sep 2009 03:13
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Alright, so what would you guys do if you realized that you still loved somebody, even if you're history with them included the following?

>Both liked each other (at one point)
>You told her you liked her
>She denies it and keeps you waiting for over a month
>Finally admits it...and then dumps you a month and a half later.
>Starts hinting that she may still like you
>Few months later tells you she likes a guy who isn't you
>Drops that and starts hinting that she doesn't like anybody now

Hmm? How would you handle this?

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flashing snall
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I would find her, and ask her straight up what the deal is. I would also bring a rubber duck.

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RedneckRambo
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Posted: 15th Sep 2009 03:21
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I'll bring you a rubber duck so you can then bring the rubber duck I have brought! That way I helped.

Signature's are stupid.
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Yodaman Jer
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Quote: "I would find her, and ask her straight up what the deal is. I would also bring a rubber duck."


Hehe, good idea. Might as well try that out...though don't expect to hear the result of my asking for at least a month...'cause that's about the time that I'll have finally worked up the courage.

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flashing snall
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Just be like , "yo listen up! What is the *ing deal?! I need to know so I stop wasteing time, its a common courtesy."
Thats kinda where I am too

Although, my situation is just pretty much cooler than yours in every way, because ... you know, Im cooler than you. I have a stock pile of ducks in my basement. I got them from craigs list.

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Happy Cheesecake
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Heh, seems like Yodaman is also having girl troubles at the moment, also.

Well, I have some advice for you, you don't have to abide by it, but, I'm speaking from experience in girl trouble. So I have 2 pieces of advice.

1. If you really do believe you love her, ask her straight up if she feels the same, regardless of the embarrassment/akwardness/etc.. And if she admits her feelings to you, and they are positive, go out with her and resume where you left off the last time. And if things do not work out in the end because of her, then maybe she's not the one for you and you should search some more.

2. If you think you could do better than her/do not want to take the chance of being left again/believe her words that she actually does not like anybody, then act accordingly and try your best to move on.


That's all I can say to help you, Yodaman. I also have some pretty bad girl troubles at the moment. We have been in a relationship for the past 4 years or so in an "on and off" fashion and I used to believe we were in love. But after the countless break-ups, constant let-downs, and disruption of my family and friends, I can hardly look her in the eye without feeling self-loathing, much less tell my siblings of us being together again. So I believe I'm going to permanently end our relationships this week or sooner. She has kept me from being with other girls practically all of my school years and I'm eager to get some dating experience under my belt before I become marriage suitable. But I'll stop myself there and spare you the torture of listening to my rant.

Good luck, Yodaman.

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Fallout3fan
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flashing snall
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Girls, who needs em?
you know how doesnt?
THIS GUY!


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Zeus
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Quote: "2. If you think you could do better than her/do not want to take the chance of being left again/believe her words that she actually does not like anybody, then act accordingly and try your best to move on. "


Wish you could follow this one.

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Yodaman Jer
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@Happy Cheesecake:

Good advice. It'll probably end up being your second piece of advice, unless by some great miracle it's the first. No telling at this point.

Oh well.

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Happy Cheesecake
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Thank you, and hopefully it'll be the first situation.

OMGBBQPOINTS?!?!?

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Omega gamer 89
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I has a post nao plz?

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flashing snall
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Go stick a sock in it.

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Omega gamer 89
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OK!
*sticks sock in flashing snall's ice cream cone.*

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flashing snall
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mmmmay, you you.. you ruined MAY ICECREAM!

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Omega gamer 89
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! yes, and I'd DO IT AGAIN, TOO!
*does it again.*

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ShaunRW
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Sig test


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Omega gamer 89
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fig test!

EDIT: YAY! the figs worked!

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ShaunRW
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Whats do you guys think is better?

This?


or this?


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lazerus
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Dammit, i didnt think it was that offensive.

ah poo -_-"

Post watch for a week,

At least i get work done lol

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208 words down, 32 to go!


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=155772&b=25
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Omega gamer 89
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Superrrrrrrrrpants!

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Venge
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A patient said to a psychiatrist, "I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."

The psychiatrist said, "Sounds like you have a gilt complex."

The average smoker spends $1500 per year on cigarettes. That amount of money could feed 16 impoverished third-world children for an entire year.

Enjoy your cancer.
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Omega gamer 89
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A patient says to his physician, "Doc, I swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor says, "Well, We'll just have to wait and see if anything developes."

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!!!

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Venge
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Risque naked people!



A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young naked woman on his back.

"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.

"I'm a snail." The man replied.

"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"

"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."

The average smoker spends $1500 per year on cigarettes. That amount of money could feed 16 impoverished third-world children for an entire year.

Enjoy your cancer.
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Yodaman Jer
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Lol @ Venge's new joke.

Although, it is a bit disturbing...but not as disturbing as THIS.

-Yodaman Jer

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A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana. One morning, the two went out to pick berries for their breakfast. They were gathering berries when along came two huge bears, a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear caught him and swallowed him whole.

The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast as he could, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.

"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female. "What did you do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"

"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"


BAZING!

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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"No, I am an undercover detective."

"So why are you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."

The average smoker spends $1500 per year on cigarettes. That amount of money could feed 16 impoverished third-world children for an entire year.

Enjoy your cancer.
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