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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 03:39
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@lil marioman: You're dead. You have 24 hours. NO ONE challenges my point monopoly. NO ONE.

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Shadowtroid
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 03:41
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What about me? Can I?

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads...Just so happened to be... the best song in the world...

it was the best song in the world..."
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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 03:48 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 03:48
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Quote: "@lil marioman: You're dead. You have 24 hours. NO ONE challenges my point monopoly. NO ONE."


Pshaw. If you need me, I'll be pouring sulfuric acid over everything you own.

We're armed and ready up here in Canada. -brings out pet polar bear-


...

Booyah.



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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 04:12
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Polar bears? HA! Koalas are where it's at. And also cherries.

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 04:14
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-throws an ice block from my igloo-

No koalas nor cherries can survive that.

But really, I have to get working on my speech about the internet.
Long night ahead.



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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 04:15
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Well then get to it!

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 04:16 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 04:17
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Yeah... kinda difficult. I'm planning to actually get home and do homework tomorrow. Sleep deprivation caused almost all my marks to be reduced by 10. Bleeeh.



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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:06 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 05:08
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Quote: "If you need me, I'll be pouring sulfuric acid over everything you own."

Hah. Nice try, but I had all my belongings acid-proofed years ago. You're not dealing with an amateur here. I was king of points when you were still on new member post approval!
Quote: "We're armed and ready up here in Canada."

... ... ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAA!PFFFFT!AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAA!
Quote: "Canada"

OOOOOOOOH! I'm SO scared! Please don't squirt me with your evil maple syrup! I might get sticky! Oh, NO! You've got a big scary leaf! I'm so VERY afraid!
Dude. CANADA? Canada, as in America's special needs little brother that mom never really loved? PLEASE! Oh god, my sides hurt from laughing!

(Just for those of you who may not have guessed, that was all meant in good fun. Im not trying to offend anybody, and I think everyone here is grown up enough to take a joke. Especially one that is so obviously NOT meant to be taken seriously.)

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Venge
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:09
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lolololololnationalisms.

Chrome thinks this isn't a word, and has no spelling suggestions.

I will live forever or die trying.
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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:46
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Pointzers.

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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:48
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Quote: "OOOOOOOOH! I'm SO scared! Please don't squirt me with your evil maple syrup!"


-squirt-



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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:52
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This page has been epic so far. Keep it up.

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Venge
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:55
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3.141592653589793238462. That is all.

I will live forever or die trying.
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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 05:58
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Stupid speech about the Internet. Stupid 11:58 P.M. Stupid procrastination. STUPID HOENN!



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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 06:27
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[b][/b]

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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 06:29
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I vow to stop procrastinating when I get home from school today.
No more computer time unless I need it for homework. No more sleep deprivation.

I hope this works out...

Has anyone ever completely beaten procrastination? Or is it a constant battle?



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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 07:11
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Constant battle? Pfft, I just go with it. I manage to get straight A's without doing nearly any homework at home. I somehow manage to do it in between classes, during classes, or right when I wake up to go to school. Sure it's tedious, but that extra 20 minutes on XBox seems worth it at the time.

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Omega gamer 89
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There is a plane crash in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, and every single person on board is killed. Rescue teams only found two survivors floating on a piece of wreckage.
How is this possible?

So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Herakles
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 07:42
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Quote: "How is this possible?"


The survivors aren't human.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 09:13
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YOUR DOING IT WRONG.


So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.
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BiggAdd
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 11:23 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 17:40
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Quote: "YOUR DOING IT WRONG."


Spelling...You're doing it wrong.

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Zeus
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 15:25
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I hate being noob slapped.....

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Shadowtroid
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 15:26
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They're from a different wreck?

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads...Just so happened to be... the best song in the world...

it was the best song in the world..."
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KeithC
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 18:57
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Quote: "I hate being noob slapped....."

Try not swearing in your posts then.

-Keith
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Venge
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 19:00
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I'd say noob slapped is better than fish slapped, but I've never experienced either so

I will live forever or die trying.
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Melancholic
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 19:24
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Noob slapped, fish slapped?, id say spikey mace slapped would be a great deal more unpleasant.

On another note, Cartography shop 4 is now free, and so is DeleD
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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 20:47
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I for one would love slapped. Repeatedly.


What?

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Melancholic
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 21:02
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= Pie
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Venge
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:06
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Penultimate points!

I will live forever or die trying.
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:07
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Ultimate points

[center]You can get further with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.
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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:07
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Ultimate points!

Athlon64 2.7gHz->OC 3.9gHz, 31C, MSi 9500GT->OC 1gHz core/2gHz memory, 48C, 4Gb DDR2 667, 500Gb Seagate + 80Gb Maxtor + 40Gb Maxtor = 620Gb, XP Home
Air cooled, total cost £160
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Insert Name Here
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Bwahahah!

[center]You can get further with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.
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Venge
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I will live forever or die trying.
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Melancholic
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:10
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Points are void!
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Venge
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Void are abyss!

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Insert Name Here
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Quote: "Points are void! "

They are until someone remembers the programming for checking the points.

[center]You can get further with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.
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Melancholic
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or some one manually coutns the points for the last 100 pages...
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Venge
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Or BMac comes back...

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Melancholic
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I never did get the name Bmac.............
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Big Mac?

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Shadowtroid
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Alright, I'll post so the next person can get points. Because that's why you're all waiting.

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads...Just so happened to be... the best song in the world...

it was the best song in the world..."
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:40
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Woo! 13,942 for points.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:47
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o hai. i haz uh hedegg. i's needun uhn ibeeprophenzorz.

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 22:53
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Head egg? Egghead? OMELETFACE?!

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Yodaman Jer
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Well, I do feel as though someone has smashed a REALLY HARD EGG over my head, which has resulted in pain very similar to a headache. But I am no omelet face, sir, for in fact, I despise eggs unless they're scrambled and have lots of cheese mixed in.

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "Head egg? Egghead? OMELETFACE?!"

That would make an AWESOME song!
"Can't eat my, cant eat my, no they cant eat my
OMELET FACE!
Add some cheese and add some bacon...
Can't eat my, cant eat my, no they cant eat my
OMELET FACE!
Add some cheese and add some bacon...
O-o-o-Omelet face, o-o-omelet face
My-my-my
O-o-o-Omelet face, o-o-omelet face
My-my-my..."

Also, for my riddle, time is up. Answer below.


NEW RIDDLE!!!
As I walked down the road on my way to the fair, I met a young woman with long flowing hair.
On the young woman's shoulder's, perched a Quail and a mouse.
There were fifteen more each at the young woman's house.
And at her quaint home were her dog and her cat.
And two small, young turtles hid under her hat.

How many people in total ended up at the fair?

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lil marioman
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 23:11 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 23:13
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One. You.

Quote: "That would make an AWESOME song!
"Can't eat my, cant eat my, no they cant eat my
OMELET FACE!
Add some cheese and add some bacon...
Can't eat my, cant eat my, no they cant eat my
OMELET FACE!
Add some cheese and add some bacon...
O-o-o-Omelet face, o-o-omelet face
My-my-my
O-o-o-Omelet face, o-o-omelet face
My-my-my...""


I declare this song epic win.



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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 23:22
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One, unless the woman goes with you.

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Zeus
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Quote: "Try not swearing in your posts then."





Quote: "I declare this song epic win."


I declare your mom epic fail.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 1st Feb 2010 23:31 Edited at: 1st Feb 2010 23:31
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Wow. 7,031 email notifications from facebook accumulated over a year. Jeez.

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." ~ Conan O'Brien
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