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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 12th Aug 2012 21:48
Why would you even use Safari at all? (That's a rhetorical question.)

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Posted: 12th Aug 2012 21:56
Quote: "Why would you even use Safari at all? (That's a rhetorical question.)"


Would it remain rhetorical if I were to answer it?

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 12th Aug 2012 22:04
You're the forum president; you can choose whether it's rhetorical or not by answering it. i][/i]P

Cheers,
Aaron

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Posted: 12th Aug 2012 22:26
Oh, I don't use it, don't be silly. But I do a lot of web development.


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Posted: 12th Aug 2012 23:15
@ Neuro Fuzzy

I tried watching the video but I couldn't. You know why? That website for some reason plays audio from a movie in the background, so I effectively hear two sources of audio at the same time (the audio from said movie and the audio from the video I'm supposed to watch). I can't find where the other source of audio is coming from as I can't find anything else embedded.

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Posted: 13th Aug 2012 00:55
sucks

Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 13th Aug 2012 01:26
I have a dual core keyboard.

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Posted: 13th Aug 2012 02:10
The Olympic closing ceremony was a bit pants. Only interesting bit was when Muse and then Queen were on and well, Queen could have had a much more suitable singer. I was disappointed there was no Iron Maiden, Judas Priest or Black Sabbath (heck Saxon would have been nice, but they're not as big in the UK), you try and do a set about the History of British music and miss out heavy metal, despite it originating from the UK.

They did Pink Floyd, but it was a very uninteresting cover of Wish You Were Here, Australian Pink Floyd would have been perfect if we still owned Australia and could use the technicality that we own them.

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 13th Aug 2012 05:00 Edited at: 13th Aug 2012 05:01
After I post this, someone will get points.

EDIT: Why do I bother with the "Cheers, Aaron" bit anyway? It seems so pointless now that I think about it. :/

Cheers,
Aaron

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Posted: 13th Aug 2012 05:17 Edited at: 13th Aug 2012 05:19
Lua is fun. And pretty fast too, though of course C functions are faster when it comes to math-related stuff.

Edit: Oh look, points.

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 14th Aug 2012 00:09
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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 14th Aug 2012 05:44
Cool game Diggsey.

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Posted: 14th Aug 2012 12:31
Wish I could play it! I have an iPad though. You should make an android emulator for iOS.

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Posted: 14th Aug 2012 13:42

awkwaaaard


Also awkward:


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Posted: 14th Aug 2012 15:14
Am I the only disturbed by the fact C++ has a command called 'std::get'?

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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 01:26
I've never understood this, in PHP, do you need to set a session ID?


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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 01:59
From what I remember, no.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 02:10 Edited at: 15th Aug 2012 02:14
Quote: "I've never understood this, in PHP, do you need to set a session ID?"


No. The session ID is generated automatically by the browser and the server. It tells the server which session file the user's data is located in.

I usually store simple stuff in there (that isn't worth querying the database for), such as "Logged In", "Is staff Member", "user ID".
Or if you were writing a shopping cart, you could store the items of the cart in that session.

Just call session_start() at the start of your php scripts, and everything is handled for you.
session_destroy() deletes the session data.

Sessions are automatically deleted after a certain period of inactivity (usually less than 30 minutes).

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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 02:14
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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 02:36
Real programmers are really pro-grammar.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 03:07
Quote: "No. The session ID is generated automatically by the browser and the server"


Thanks, I was uncertain whether you had to create the session cookie yourself and then manually set the session ID. xD


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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 03:44
Quote: "Am I the only disturbed by the fact C++ has a command called 'std::get'?"

:'D

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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 04:44 Edited at: 16th Aug 2012 06:09
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Posted: 15th Aug 2012 23:22
Quote: "Am I the only disturbed by the fact C++ has a command called 'std::get'?"


Any real man will get them without the help of a function.
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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 00:01
I don't think anybody in this world could accuse me of being a real man, I don't even wear pink.

Also, according to Dupe Homme, or whatever that cologne is called, real men not only wear pink, but also stand out from the shadows.

This leaves me to deduce that real men can't be ninjas.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 00:59 Edited at: 16th Aug 2012 01:00
I've really been trying to enjoy NPC villages in minecraft. It sounds awesome, watching videos of people playing on them is awesome, but I don't find it fun when I'm doing it. I keep thinking "I could make a better program".

So what... Really I just want to build a city and mess with people. I think I'll start out with a graph-based city-simulator thing and go from there.

edit:
Also I crashed a minecraft server on accident. Too many chickens...

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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 02:31
My DBPro compiler is a cat.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 04:44
pics or it didn't happen.

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over 300 loaves of bread
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Avatar test.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 07:12
Quote: "pics or it didn't happen."
I swear it happened! You'll just have to trust me on this one!

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 07:27
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating a shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find his dream had come true.

(Not the exact version of it, but I prefer this one more.)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DcfXVL0mh0

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Posted: 16th Aug 2012 09:21
Think of it this way. If I ate your donut, would you still be programming games?

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What about the plates?
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Quote: "Think of it this way. If I ate your donut, would you still be programming games?"

Hm, I guess you're right. I'd be out planning revenge. Therefore, all game compilers are donuts.

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The plates![i][/i]
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What about them?

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Someone needs to put them on the table!
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Quote: "Therefore, all game compilers are donuts."
Well mine is a cat.

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Fixing it would be nice...[/i][i]
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crap

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You did not post. Oh, and by the way, my compiler is your cat.

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