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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:17
PAGEIFICATION[u][/u]

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At least I decided where things will be located in video memory. That's something.
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[u][/u][i][/i]

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It's something, but not enough!
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Video memory. 64 kB of it.[b][u]
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:47
1-2-4-8-16-32-64-128[u][/u]

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65,536 bytes of video memory.
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:48
[i]interesting

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:50
524,288 bits of video memory. I should do something more productive than repeatedly stating the quantity of video memory.
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:52
Quote: "repeatedly stating the quantity of video memory."
You do that a lot, as well as stating entire memory maps.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 05:56
I tend to state display resolutions more frequently.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:01
dfxcghkjl;khjgfgcbjml,kmjhgffcvjkljhgfdxcgvhjk

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I have a new signature!

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:02
For the first time in a long time!

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It seems they found an ancient ship!

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:09
My friend Charlie is learning to use Dark Basic Pro.

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He used to build ships in bottles.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:12
Pft Charlie likes Apple.

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I should make a model ship and then put a bunch of bottles in it.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:17
do it

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:18 Edited at: 17th Dec 2012 06:20
do it[u][/u][b][/b]


Just... no

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:21
That was bad.
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:26
Yes, yes it was.:/

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:27
@budokaiman
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You are now in second place. Congratulations.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 06:28
/glare

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 09:10
Heh, I appear to suck.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 09:15
In[1]: points["Neuro Fuzzy"]>points["TheComet"]
Out[1]: True

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 09:46 Edited at: 17th Dec 2012 10:47
TheComet.getPoints(this);
TheComet.laughAt(&NeuroFuzzy);

In other news, 32 Bytes of RAM in MineCraft, 2.6s access time (read and write):



ALU supporting add, sub, or, nor, and, nand, xor, rrl, rrr, along with an 8-bit accumulator:



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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 13:04
Quote: "TheComet.getPoints(this);
TheComet.laughAt(&NeuroFuzzy);"


....





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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 18:08
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.
say the first thing that pops into your mind.


This is a test.
Give it a try, then post here if you are among the 98% or the 2%.
You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test.

Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.

DO NOT go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..

You DO NOT need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.

You'll be surprised.

Start:
How much is: 15 + 6













3 + 56















89 + 2


















12 + 53
















75 + 26

















25 + 52

















63 + 32















I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over. . .
Come on, one more! ...
















123 + 5


















QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
















Scroll further to the bottom...









A bit more...






















You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?


If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have
a different, if not abnormal, mind.
Dark Frager
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 19:14 Edited at: 17th Dec 2012 19:17
I thought of a yellow screwdriver.

Here's one:

Think of a country beginning with "D".




Think of an animal that begins with the SECOND letter of the country that you thought of...




What colour is that animal?














If it's a Grey Elephant then you are teh suxx0rz.

Oh come on. We're trying to talk with sigs here and you rudely interrupt.
budokaiman
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 19:27
Does a waffle iron count as a tool?

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 20:04

@TheComet:




@mr Handy

I was close. I also thought "yellow" for colour and I thought "hammer" on tool, making me half normal. I suppose it stands to reason, given I have multiple personalities.


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Quote: "Does a waffle iron count as a tool?"


No, it counts as a tool.

Oh come on. We're trying to talk with sigs here and you rudely interrupt.
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 21:30 Edited at: 17th Dec 2012 21:34
@Dark Frager
Quote: "Think of a country beginning with "D".
Think of an animal that begins with the SECOND letter of the country that you thought of..."

My real answer: Deutsch and Eggplant... Am I all right?
Quote: "What colour is that animal?"

Purple
budokaiman
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 21:55
Quote: "No, it counts as a tool."

Okay, I was afraid that it would count as a tool instead.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 22:08
Tool? Tool are awesome...


I can count to banana...
The Zoq2
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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 22:18
I think when I did that color tool thing, I said blue. but it was in swedish so it may be diffirent. I got hammer though
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Quote: "Tool? Tool are awesome..."

I've always found that they've been immensely over-rated. They're good, but they're not as amazing or innovative as everyone seems to think they are.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 22:56
I thought of a yellow marsh-mellow stick and my colleague thought of a brown steering wheel puller.

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Posted: 17th Dec 2012 23:24
I don't know about MY color and tool - because it was spoiler'ed before test...
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Posted: 18th Dec 2012 01:12
Baahahahaaa I said red hammer. That's awesome.

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Posted: 18th Dec 2012 03:16
*Expulotion*

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Posted: 18th Dec 2012 03:24
I just decided to cut the tutorial level in my game, because the weapon logic was just too ugly to allow to live.

Here\'s the animation logic:


That\'s the cleanest I could get it.

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Posted: 18th Dec 2012 03:48
poop[/u][/b][i][/i][u][b]

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In the year of thirty-nine
Assembled here the volunteers
In the days when lands were few
Here the ship sailed out into the blue and sunny morn
The sweetest sight ever seen
And the night followed day
And the story tellers say
That the score brave souls inside
For many a lonely day
Sailed across the milky seas
Ne'er looked back, never feared, never cried

Don't you hear my call
Though you're many years away
Don't you hear me calling you
Write your letters in the sand
For the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew

In the year of thirty-nine
Came a ship in from the blue
The volunteers came home that day
And they bring good news
Of a world so newly born
Though their hearts so heavily weigh
For the earth is old and grey
Little darlin', we'll away
But my love this cannot be
Oh so many years have gone
Though I'm older but a year
Your mother's eyes from your eyes cry to me

Don't you hear my call
Though you're many years away
Don't you hear me calling you
Write your letters in the sand
For the day I'll take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew

Don't you hear my call
Though you're many years away
Don't you hear me calling you
All your letters in the sand
Cannot heal me like your hand
For my life, still ahead, pity me

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Posted: 18th Dec 2012 03:52
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