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Geek Culture / Your own sayings

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mamaji4
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Posted: 19th Oct 2007 15:20
Yup. I guess I shouldn't have double posted.
And the second quote is from serveral years of personal experience.
Keo C
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Posted: 21st Oct 2007 05:58
Quote: ""If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!""

Better Version:
Quote: "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a firearm!"


Uhhhhhhh.... I forgot
Bizar Guy
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Posted: 21st Oct 2007 17:17 Edited at: 21st Oct 2007 18:27
Has no one read tha_rami's sig? I just realized what it said.
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Mine and ones I like...

Quote: "You darn kids, always on your Myface and Spacebook..."


Quote: "Pobody's Nerfect"


Quote: "It's not you, it's... no no, it is you."


Quote: "g-d, morbid quotes make me want to cut myself"


Quote: "I love my Wii. I love having my girlfriend come over to play it too, and the best part is she can play it sitting down."


Quote: "Don't judge a cover by it's book."


Quote: "You're a cool guy. Except when you aren't"


Edit: rami, look at my siggy!


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tha_rami
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Posted: 22nd Oct 2007 17:38 Edited at: 22nd Oct 2007 17:40
Oh... my... dear... God...

Quote: "You haven't lived until you've found someone to die for"



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Clackersmith
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 07:49 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 07:50
Quote: "Don't ever say life is to short, it’s the longest thing you will ever do."


Dr Manette
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 07:58
Three w's of life: work, women, wheels.

tha_rami
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 08:01 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 08:01
Speaking of cars:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/29791/b44430f4/komt_dat_wiel.html
It's better to have four wheels beneath your car than to have one through your window.


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demons breath
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 12:27
Hahaha hilarious

Sucks for whoever's car that was though...

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tha_rami
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 08:49
Lets add:

"There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who do not."


If you understand it, you're totally geek.


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Accoun
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 11:36
tha_rami: That REALLY made me laugh...

Make games, not war.

demons breath
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 13:54
hahaha that is a little sad.

http://jamesmason01.googlepages.com/index.htm
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 15:16
First time I saw that one was on the mana world forums...
AAAnyway,
Quote: "Count to thirty for me."

Quote: "OK, t=1 to 30 : sync : next t"


the rabi, Nancy DrewG and Sudoku Arts.

Bizar Guy
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 02:37
Quote: "I know less than half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as much as you deserve."

LO(l)TR


Quote: "It takes a mans man to live in Iowa"



Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's
Bizar Guy
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 02:38
Quote: "Double Post"



Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's
Zombie 20
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 02:47
Quote: "Quote: "I know less than half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as much as you deserve.""


woot go bilbo

Quote: "Good morning"


Fans of the hobbit will know that one.

Dr. Mannete- OMG It's Zombie's voice, it's so Suave!

tha_rami
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 02:56
Anyone who really hates someone should try this one in public:

*friendly tone*
I tend to never forget a face, but for you I'll make a special exception!

You should know how many people don't get it.


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Inspire
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 02:59
What does that even mean, Bizar Guy? It melts my brain.

Dr Manette
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 03:35
Quote: "I know less than half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as much as you deserve."


That is a good quote... shame I had forgotten it. Bilbo always did get me with that one.


And then again...

Life's like a box of chocolates; there's one good piece, and all the rest is sh!t.

Bizar Guy
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 03:57
Quote: "What does that even mean, Bizar Guy? It melts my brain. "

It's a quote from Lord of the Rings. It means Bilbo was politely saying he hated most of the people he knew.


Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's
tha_rami
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 04:04
About the UN:
A good resolution is like a miniskirt. Short enough to keep it interesting, yet long enough to cover the essentials.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 05:41
Mmm, miniskirt.....

That is one of my sayings, by the way.

Mr Makealotofsmoke
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 11:12
reading is for the poor, watching is for the rich

lol i just made that up then

YAY, We Got Our MUSIC BOARD!!!!
Kentaree
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:07
Life's a beetch(sic) and then you marry one

Evil Star
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 15:43 Edited at: 27th Oct 2007 15:44
"I appear to have been denied critical, need to know information...why?"

An adaption of a Michael Gross quote

"Don't make me come down there!" -God
"I'm not a rascist...I just hate everybody" -Christian "Flake" Lorenz of Rammstein
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 16:13
Give me that now, human- uh... uh...

Nya!
Well, yes but - wait, what?
HeavyAmp
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 18:37
"Technically this isn't a GF thread it is a kiss thread" - Cool Guy Jordan

Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.
Clackersmith
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 22:13 Edited at: 27th Oct 2007 22:25
For those with a sick sense of humor(like me). I should properly watch my back and say "Kids don’t look at this" -



And a few personal favorites -

"If you make a noise, Mr .44 makes a noise."
"If you try to run....well I got 6 little friends...and they can all run a lot faster then you."

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 28th Oct 2007 00:16 Edited at: 28th Oct 2007 00:17
@Clackersmith
That last one reminds me of south park.
Quote: "You can't out run an M47, go ahead and try"

-The PETA episode

Speaking of which,
Quote: "There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people."

-Mr. Garison


Cheers,

-naota

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Keo C
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Posted: 30th Oct 2007 03:39 Edited at: 30th Oct 2007 03:40
(Self-Edit) Removed, it may offend people.


Pus In Boots
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Posted: 31st Oct 2007 22:53
How about:

"For every seed that is planted, a tree grows."

Sappy, huh?

DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 4th Nov 2007 07:39 Edited at: 4th Nov 2007 07:40
This is one I used to say when somone was being stupid on a game.

Quote: ""Where'd ya get your brain, Noobs'R'Us.""


One I just randomly made up.

Quote: ""If I was sain would I be talking to you?!?!""


EDIT:

One I would say when playing halo and sniping somone.

Quote: ""Tag!""


I keep runing nowhere fast!
Aaron Miller
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Playing: osu!
Posted: 4th Nov 2007 08:17
My own:

Quote: "I like confusing people."

Quote: "I've learned everything! Just not yet.."

Quote: "See! I told you when you're insane you get to hug yourself more!"



Cheers,

-naota

"I'd newbie slap here, but I've no idea how far I'd need slap before they'd come back with a clue." - VanB
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Jess T
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Posted: 4th Nov 2007 08:41
A fun one is to use the "Don't Assume" line...

* Someone assumes something which is wrong.

* Me: "Never Assume, it makes an Ass out of u..." (with an upward inflection on the end as if you want them to finish the sentance)

* Them: "... and me!"

* Me: "Exactly!"

Gets most people over and over again

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