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Hmm, spend some time with the family, my friends, and my girlfriend... then die a beautiful death with all my loved ones around me.

In retrospect... I'd probably die tripping on my shoe laces. But hey, I can dream.

Well I was actualy trying to make a joke.



Makes it kinda sound like the mod delete it because the mod was to big(as in fat) Anyway, failure at a joke

Edited my original post.

I haven't been here since around about November and I guess I forgot that this place was stricter on vulgar opinions than other places, my apologies. I'll keep in mind that any offensive ideas are kept within the boundaries of my mind while I type here...



Flashing snall, thanks for the comment but it was utterly wrong of me to post such material. If it were possible to make a wall constructed entirely of ban...I'd run head first into it right now.


Now, time to rewrite my answer, here are written no less than fifty possible courses of action if I only had 24 hours left to live. They cannot all be done in one day for two simple reasons; there is not enough time in one day and some of them contradict each other.

If anybody finds any of these offensive, tell me and I will replace them

1. Listen to all the unplayed albums on my ipod

2. Complete both impossible quiz games and scream "HA, not so impossible now are you?" at the top of my lungs

3. Secure some speakers and headbang/air guitar to any of the following...in public:

Slipknot-Duality/Wait and Bleed/Spit it Out/Before I Forget
Satyricon-Now Diabolical/K.I.N.G/The Pentagram Burns
Megadeth-A Tout Le Monde/Gears of War/Hanger 18/Sweating Bullets
Metallica-Master of Puppets/Battery/One
Dragonforce-Through the Fire and Flames/Soldiers of the Wasteland
Pennywise-**** Authority/The Western World/Something to Change
Korn-Freak on a Leash/Evolution/Twisted Transistor/Chi
Avenged Sevenfold-Beast and the Harlot/A Little Peace of Heaven
Godsmack-I Stand Alone/Whatever/Straight Out of Line/Bad Magick
Emigrate-My World/Wake Up/New York City
Rammstein-Das Model/Weisses Fleish/Teir/Engel/Reise Reise/Buck Dich
Seether-Fake It/Remedy/As The World Falls Away/69 Tea/Because of Me
Static-X-I'm The One/Ostsego Undead/Kill your Idols/Skinnyman
System of a Down-Toxicity/Chop Suey/Sugar/BYOB/Innervision/U-Fig
Trivium-A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation/Anthem/Detonation

4. Throw rubix cubes from atop the white cliffs of Dover...I hate those things

5. Travel to Russia and run around in the snow for hours on end

6. This one might cause some controversy...Offer George Bush a banana and see what happens

7. Compose and record something awesome on my guitar then post it on youtube. After this I will sit there for the day and constantly click the refresh button, to read the comments as they come in

8. Drink coke and eat mentos at the same time, then laugh about it in the hospital bed

9. Shave my head completely bald, polish it then walk down the high street and count how many people slap my shiny bald head

10. Have a staring contest with the Mona Lisa

11. Walk casually into the city centre, then drop to my knees and shout "NOOOOOOOO!" In the standard melodramatic style...then collapse and see how big a crowd I can amass

12. Paint my toes like claws, then pick up mice with my feet so I can pretend to be an Eagle...It's an hour...

13. Watch all four seasons of Futurama back to back.

14. Have a lie in

15. Travel to London and chase the Pigeons in Trafalgar square

16. Roast a marshmallow and break a lock with it (by shoving it into the keyhole, then the key wont open the lock...it works)

17. Make a Rube Goldberg machine that ends up poking me in the eye

18. Circumnavigate the world in a Solar powered, single seat plane, only travelling at dusk, and in the direction that night is travelling (you know what I mean, opposite to the direction the Earth is rotating, so that I fly over the world as night draws in)…Circumnavigating the world on the wings of night…Badass

19. Create an EPIC battle in Age of Emires II

20. Get Arrested

21. Travel to the Netherlands, get high on dope and then watch the music video of "I'm The One" by Static-X

22. Actually accomplish something with FPSC

23. Have a 20-hour long battle against someone in Dawn of War, then use the last four hours of my life to celebrate

24. Write a sonnet and get it published, then say "Screw you Shakespeare!"

25. Be extra careful so that I can be remembered for never braking a bone in my life

26. Obtain a fire axe, chase someone until they lock themselves in a room, hack through the door, stick my face in the hole and say "Here's Johnny!"

27. Travel to California, then get punched in the face by Arnold Schwarzenegger and see if I survive

28. Clone myself and leave myself in the care of my best friend

29. Find out the exact time of my death, then call my family and friends to a meeting five minutes before my death. Once they're all settled and when it's a few seconds before my death start the sentence "I have a terrible secret..."

30. Steal something, return it to the owner and then apologise

31. Begin a roaring trade in counterfeit CD's

32. Read "The Spy Who Came In From The Cold"

33. Buy an Island, make my own laws, strap boxes of my Islands soil to my feet and commit as many crimes as I want, as long as I'm on my country's soil, my laws apply.

34. Start a war

35. Begin a revolution

36. Do a speed run of Half Life, Half Life 2, Half Life 2: Episode 1, Half Life 2: Episode 2, Half Life 2: Episode 3 (When it's released) and Portal

37. Buy a telescope, discover a star and name it after myself

38. Recite Pi to as many places as I can in 24 hours

39. Break a leg, then experience wheelchair racing

40. Sit in a motorized wheelchair, tape a laptop to the arm with a voice emulator open, then attend a fancy dress party as Stephen Hawking

41. Make a triple fried egg chilli chutney sandwich and eat it before the bread dissolves

42. Discover the meaning of life...oh, wait

43. Be bothered enough to type this

44. Read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", "Life, the Universe and Everything", "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" and "Mostly Harmless"

45. Break something valuable, preferably a one of a kind item

46. Jump off a large building onto a pile of crash mats big enough to protect me...Then repeat it all day long

47. Jump on the world's springiest trampoline, and try to miss the ground

48. Shout incoherently at someone

49. Cook an amazingly complex three-course meal, then forego eating it due to death

50. Wait for it...commission a statue of myself to be placed atop my grave, upon it will be my final words, well word: "...Bugger..."


Remember, if you find any of these offensive, just tell me and I'll change them

I find points 1 through 50 extremely offensive, but I like your music preference.

[jk]Damn...now I have to spend another afternoon typing[/jk]

For hours 0-2 i'd make a celebrity of myself screaming im going to die in 24 hours!
For hours 3-11 i'd pla video games while eating a lot of random junk.
For hours 11-14 i'd spend time with my family.
For hours 14-17 i'd spend all my money.
For hours 17-20 i'd program whatever i feel like.
For hours 20-23 i'd get myself banned permanently from every forum or other thing i visit (wikipedia)
For hours 23-24.5 i'd steal all the video games from the store and leave them in my will
For the last half an hour i'd spend time contemplating (yeah right) asking for forgiveness of my sins and finally eating the rest of my food (and praying some more)

Wait, I'd just kill myself early and tell death
"HA TAKE THAT SUCKA! I died earlier then you wanted me too!"

What would you do if you were trapped in your kitchen and could bring one thing with you?

Then what?

Since when are days 25 hours long?

Good thing you've got your priorities straight. I totally would have done those in the wrong order.

Girlfriend.

0-2: Ring somebody's doorbell, and when they answer the door, pretend as if I'm still waiting and respond to nothing.
2-4: Eat sour patch kids, and explain to people how they are sour and then sweet.
4-6: Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and wait for my meal.
6-8: Pour a gallon of milk on my head, run into a place with alot of people and scream "I have milk, on my head!"
8-10: Walk around a supermarket and have occasional mental breakdowns.
10-12: Form a barber shop quartet and sing for people on the street.
12-14: Protest pants in public.
14-16: Stand in a locked room and make punching noises, yelling "Take that, and THAT!" for people outside to hear.
16-23: Stand completely still in the middle of a fairly populated place, staring blankly.
23:01: Scream loudly and abruptly.
23:01 - 24: Have ten people come to a mansion (that I will pretend is mine), lead them into a room and have them sit down. Tell them that this house has a terrible secret, and that the only way out is *dies*.

I'll have to do that sometime...

That can't truly hurt you

I think if anyone who found out from a convincing source (dude in white coat) that they truly did have 24 hours left to live, they'd spend more time freaking out then actual pursing whatever they wanted to accomplish.

Evil Star: Your original satanic neo-nazism post may be gone, but the fact that you wrote out a colossal list of stuff you would do full of completely spontaneous activities that sound like they came out of a disturbed child in active care...well man, that still creeps the hell out of us.

Extra props if you utilized a bit 'o satire or humour...but no, it's just creepiness.

Can't I do anything right?

As for all the ideas, well some of them are in reference to comedians or movies...the rest of them I either thought of on the spot or came from random videos/articles I've found on the internet.

If I was stuck for ideas, I'd make a cup of tea, sit down, have a biscuit and then return about ten minutes later and see what I came up with.

Well, I still find it funny. Mainly the dying part.

And you also thought alot of your comics were funny too

BOOOM! HEADSHOT!

Just teasing, don't take it personally, a few of them made me crack a smile or giggle. But really, Evil Star's first post was sick, I don't really find IT funny.

I didn't see it...his long list of things is funny.