Quote: "You're a moron if you sign up."
tell that to every person who has ever signed up for the army. you'll be changing your mind pretty quick.
Quote: "Every job is a combat job."
hardly... we have tons of people who work in the army that never see combat. SOMEONE has to run all of our systems back at home. SOMEONE has to train new recruits. ect, ect...
Quote: "Plus, who knows what biological and chemical materials they are going to test on you. The military has a long and well-established history of experimenting on their personnel."
wow, i bet your one of those kids thats really well off and has no idea how the military works. where did you hear that the military "experiments on their personnel"???
Quote: "If it was the opportunity of a lifetime, they wouldn't need to pay a guy to convince you of that."
of course they have to make it sound as good as they can!!! what do you think a recruiter's job is!? if someone wants you to do something, they are going to tell you about everything good about it.
the military is only one way of getting college money, sure, but the military doen't JUST offer that. they put you in the best shape in your life, you can learn some very valuable life skills, and you can see new parts of the world that many people could never afford in their lives.