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CoffeeGrunt
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ROTFLMFAO! You have no idea how completely wrong that sorta name is....

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Grandma
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Everyone knows the norwegian vikings were the real vikings. Even had a space program, went to mars and stuff.

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Alucard94
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Posted: 6th Jul 2008 16:28
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Quote: "ROTFLMFAO! You have no idea how completely wrong that sorta name is....
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Yes I do... Trust me I do *remembers horrible memories*
Just kidding obviously

And Grandma, our vikings had laser cannons and the sword of a thousand truths so beat that!

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Agent Dink
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I'm sure the Chinese love Independence day. They probably make soooo much money off of all of our fireworks. Actually, last night we blew off a firework called Chinese New Year... on Independence Day! Oh well. It's tons of fun! That mortar we got was huge!

Happy belated 4th everyone. I wasn't around to wish everyone a good holiday on time

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 6th Jul 2008 16:48
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South Park metts WoW, classic episode......

Quote: "Everyone knows the norwegian vikings were the real vikings. Even had a space program, went to mars and stuff.
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Yeh, welll we English made the Beagle 2, it landed on mars in 2006...upside-down......

Oh well, I guess our country should just do what it's good at, drinking Tea, moaning about the government, and denying Global Warming's existance.....

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SikaSina Games
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Posted: 6th Jul 2008 23:19
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Quote: "The 4th of July is a great day for the English, it's the day we got rid of the Americans"


I thought they knocked us out of US??? That's what my teacher said?!

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HURRY UP WITH 'EM!!! >=O LOL

*sigh* this topic is still running when it's the 6th....

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Samoz83
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Posted: 6th Jul 2008 23:45
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thats what they say, but really we didn't want them (im joking btw )

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Punk13
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 00:11
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Ha yeah right

Quote: "The 4th of July is a great day for the English, it's the day we got rid of the Americans"


We just realized that we where to good for england, so instead of sitting at pubs all day long or eating crumpets and tea, we came to the us to drink beer watch tv, Go to wrestling events, have fun all that oh and shoot off fireworks!!!

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 00:19
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You all would still be under the rule of England if the french hadn't got in the way.

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Opposing force
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 00:46
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You drink tea.

Let's stop arguing, or there will be newb slaps.

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flashing snall
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 01:01 Edited at: 7th Jul 2008 01:02
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what a great episode.
"we cant entrust the sword of a thousand truths TO A NOOB!"


yes. Let us stop this fight, and move on to become friends again so that we can take youre I mean, share, your military secrets....


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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 01:44
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Quote: "Quote: "The 4th of July is a great day for the English, it's the day we got rid of the Americans"

We just realized that we where to good for england, so instead of sitting at pubs all day long or eating crumpets and tea, we came to the us to drink beer watch tv, Go to wrestling events, have fun all that oh and shoot off fireworks!!!"


Think, if you yanks didn't try to be all independant like, you'd have your own pubs, tea and crumpets, instead you go to our country on holiday, admiring our culture and are sad to leave. If you didn't rebel, you'd have all this and our beautiful queen, think what you'd save on flight costs and hotel bills?

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flashing snall
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haha, good point. Cant argue that. Actually, I went to scotland for vacation awhile ago with my family, tried some tea, and now im embarrassed to drink it, BUT ITS SO GOOD!!!


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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 09:43
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Hey you guys come to the us all the time, there was even a guy here on the forum that was trying to raise money to go to the us for a vacation, we offered modeling and voice overs and stuff. plus our flag is cooler.

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 09:56
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But we have more History, and you can never, ever beat us on that.....

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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 10:06
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We have cooler history...

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 10:23
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On the 4th of July everyone is worshipping me.

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Punk13
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 10:45
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lol

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Xarshi
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I don't like the fourth of july >.> To loud if you ask me. To hard to program when neighbors are morons who go around shooting off fireworks when drunk >.< I swear, some day I'm going to get a cannon and just have some fun... my excuse "I was just celebrating our independence! If you are against that, then you are anti-America!!!!" XD

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 12:15
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Quote: "Hey you guys come to the us all the time, there was even a guy here on the forum that was trying to raise money to go to the us for a vacation, we offered modeling and voice overs and stuff. plus our flag is cooler.
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Ah, you got me there. Though your flag isn't cooler.

Quote: "We have cooler history..."


What about the Vikings? They went to America and decided it was rubbish, yet they fought and died trying to live in England, because they thought it was THAT awesome. In fact the Vikings had a remarkable eye for taste, dominating Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Denmark as well. Can't beat that.

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Um duh, everyone knows that Sweden has laser cannons that fires blonde lap dancers at the enemy countries, that's why a lot of people like us...

(Yes the myth that there are a lot of "hot blonde chicks" in Sweden is true depending on the localization, although mostly it's just like any other country, except of curse, the awesome factor that makes us superior to anyone else...)

Just kidding of curse

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Tom J
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 19:04
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You do realise the whole point of pubs is to go there and drink beer?

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We have cooler history..."


Nah You guys missed out on the medieval times, Romans, Vikings (as Seppuku said), celts, various wars with France, and so on.

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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 19:53
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And we've got Gordon Brown!

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Tom J
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 20:11
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ummm... yeah, that too

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Seppuku Arts
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And Boris Johnson, though you have to admit Boris Johnson has style, whether or not you like him as Mayor, at least he has had the guts to humiliate himself on 'Have I got News for You'.

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AndrewT
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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 20:25 Edited at: 7th Jul 2008 20:26
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Oh yeah, well we've got Hilary Clinton! Wait a minute... Crap. Never mind.

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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 20:28
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Well, we have/had Gordon brown and Celtics lots of stuff going on. But what I hate about england is that most areas are full of scams and we have no choice in anything no-more.


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Oh, well, the US has me AND Chuck Norris so we win by default. Sorry.

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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 21:57
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Oh yeah! I was thinking of Chuck Norris, not Hilary Clinton. Ah well, they both have a penis, so it's easy to get them mixed up.

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Posted: 7th Jul 2008 22:04
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Ya, here they are called BARS


But i have to Admit your guys spongebob is cooler

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Quote: "Oh, well, the US has me AND Chuck Norris so we win by default. Sorry."

Oh, well, we have Chuck Norris's worst threat known to man.. RICK ASTLEY!


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Michael S
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I had quite the time on the 4th. Lots of fireworks

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I quite you guys win, PLEASE NO NOT RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!

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Woah woah, woah.

Shut up.

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Taking it alittle to fair

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Made my day there.


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just got back from the US, i was over there celebrating the day we wiped america clean of our hands and said to the world "they aren't our problem any more!"

the next day i went to cedar point, where someone asked where i was from, i replied "england", to which he replied "dam, how come we never get anyone from the UK or Great Britain or somewhere like that visit us?" at which point i decided something must be done.

July 5th, undependance day, all the states are belong to goorf. I hearby redeclare the american national anthem to be "smack by b*tch up" by the prodigy. any appearance of the word "liberty" in any american literature is to be replaced with the word "queen". all "drive-thru" windows will be placed 6 feet away from the curb, so americans must exit the vehicle and get some excersize before ordering a burger. Oh, and the steam engine at cedar point now goes directly non stop to columbus intl airport, dont ask how i managed that, i just did.

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Ah, the fun of meeting fools, reminds me when we had a Canadian teacher when I was at school, to which somebody asked, "where's Canadia?"

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ROFL! Y'know, it's 7 days after independence day, and this is still going on......

..and our history rocks! Romans, Anglo-Saxon's, Normans, constant warring against the French......

..and let's not forget our epic tenacity against the Nazi war machine....

Long live Britannia!

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ROFL! Y'know, it's 5 days after independence day"



Hmmm...

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CoffeeGrunt
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Lol, I was looking at Sepuku's post time.......

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