Quote: "They are geting lazy, bored, and really live for the purpose of bleeding you dry with vet bills, food, and hundreds of consumed hours of your life (Not to mention your SOUL, but I still love them)"
What do you mean 'getting' that way? That's cats all round, they're extremely selfish animals and if you don't treat them like royalty they'll sod off to someone who
will love them.
Quote: ""Er...it isn't possible for a human to teach a kitten how to hunt..."
Drag a piece of string around. That'll be a start."
Cats are natural hunters, they have the natural instincts to hunt that are bred into them. Of course if you do play with them (piece of string etc.) they'll be better at it since they'll be getting practice, but you can't teach them the basics.
Quote: "cats are pretty smart."
Yeah, Squidgy, a heck of a lot smatter then you give them credit for!
Quote: "Not to mention cats are extremly unhygenic animals.
Er...it's actually the opposite of that.
Dude, if cats are clean by your standards, then I'd like you to meet a cleaning tool that has appeared with the advances in hygene technology: Soap. You're supposed to shower with it.."
Cats are by far one of the cleanest animals in existence, there is no need to wash them because their saliva contains more bacteria then the most powerful cleaning agents you could buy! Ever wonder why cats lick themselves so often? That's why my cats have silky smooth and clean fur when they're cleaning themselves properly. Feral cats, on the other hand, aren't as clean as domestic cats because they're exposed to the elements 24/7! Not once have we had any of our cats cleaned, nor have we ever tried to since it isn't necessary. Simple fact, dogs cannot clean themselves properly, cats do on a daily basis!
Just to point out, I've spent my entire life living cats, within days of being born I brought into a house with a 4 year old cat that was bigger then I was! I think I'd know enough about cats to know what I'm talking about.
I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!