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Geek Culture / A. L. I. C. E. -the AI chat bot.

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Benjamin
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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 14:56
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Quote: " ALICE: Are we still talking about PUSH ?
Human: NO, YOU WILL TELL ME
ALICE: What is the subject? I thought I told you already.
Human: WHICH ARSE OF A USER POSTED MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS
ALICE: The red one, I think.
Human: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THAT BAR STEWARD"


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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 15:13 Edited at: 24th Feb 2006 15:14
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Quote: " Human: yo!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: No
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: Yes - your a pretty useless AI system
ALICE: Ah. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Yes.
Human: That sentance is meaningless
ALICE:" Ah. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Yes." sentance is meaningless ? Does that make sense?
Human: eh ?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: No, why ?
ALICE: Are you serious? I just want to find out more about you.
Human: Oh please - you would not understand anything I type anyway
ALICE: In any case, Really. Thank you for your request. Who else would not understand anything you type ?
Human: You?
ALICE:" In any case, Really. Thank you for your request. Who else would not understand anything you type ?"? Me, unknown person ? "


Its got a thing about loops...

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Lukas W
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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 15:27
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Quote: " Human: do you do crack?
ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of crack."


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Jeku
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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 18:24 Edited at: 24th Feb 2006 18:26
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Quote: "Human: eh ?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: No, why ?"


Haha. She is crafty--- almost tooo crafty. *shifts eyes*

Someone should try speaking a different language to her.

EDIT:

Weird, Lukas and I posted at the same time about speaking in a different language.


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Lukas W
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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 18:24
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i told her "je t'aime" and then she said something that i dont understand

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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 21:48 Edited at: 24th Feb 2006 21:53
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Quote: " Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: Je m'appelle Nicholas
ALICE: Soyez le bienvenu, .
Human: Ou est la banque ?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML. "


I broke it

And no moaning about my French from any French speaking people - it's not my native language...

Quote: "I'm a computer, so explain it to me
ALICE: Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
Human: He could do with one
ALICE: I am sure he could.
Human: because he's not much good at programming AI
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Did you think he was much good at programming AI?
Human: No I dont
ALICE: I heard you did. "


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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 22:01
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Quote: "Human: je t'aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. unknown person. "


She said: Thanks, I like you a lot too.


Quote: " ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: Je suis francais
ALICE: Enchanté. Vous êtes le citoyen d une république très célèbre. La France.
Human: Merci pouffiasse
ALICE: Tout le plaisir était pour moi. "




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Manticore Night
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Posted: 24th Feb 2006 22:56
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Quote: " Human: t'es nul
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet. "

lol

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Quote: " Human: hej
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: ja, jeg vil have en ekstrem kedelig dag, tak
ALICE: You're excused. Are you very competetive?
Human: hvor er min ost?
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: spiser du min ost?
ALICE: I lost my train of thought."


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Try speaking leet to her.

Quote: "
Human: H3110
ALICE: In the context of Your home town , I don't understand " H3110 ." .
Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: LOL N00B 1 M T3H H4X0RZ
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: R U H4X0R?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am H4X0R. I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: neway, 1 m typ1ng 1n 10w3rc4se
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: plz d0nt 5p4m n008
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: r u try1n 2 5311 m3 t3h w4r3z?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am try1n 2 5311 m3 t3h w4r3z. I am a computer.
Human: d0 u h4v3 t3h c0un73r-57r1k3, b0xx0rz-0-r0xx0rz?
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: 45 t3h n00b pwn3r
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: lol 1 m 0n 81zn4zz
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. One what?
Human: 1 h4x0r 03n1ng t3h wh00p455 0n t3h n008s
ALICE: One what?
Human: pwn3d
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
"


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Quote: "
Human: hola, me llamo David
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: No se..
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: por que?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Quiene es tú maestro
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to Tú estas retardo ?
Human: si
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: Gosh que?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: si, entonces que?
ALICE: That's cool. In the context of Gosh que , I don't understand " entonces que ." .
"


Same as above, my Spanish isn't perfect so bear with me.

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Posted: 26th Feb 2006 15:03
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you missed alot of accents

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yah. I know. I'm too lazy to remember the alt+blank combonations, and find them on the character map....

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Posted: 27th Feb 2006 03:35 Edited at: 27th Feb 2006 03:44
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Quote: "
ALICE: I understand.
Human: no you don't
ALICE: Yes I do understand.
Human: no you don't you cannot comprehend it
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who me can not comprehend it? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: yes you do because you don't have the intellect not to
ALICE: I see. Yes I try to because me do not have the intellect not to as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
"

lol


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Quote: "
Human: you are not happy for me
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: no i don't, please inform me
ALICE: Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Human: do what?
ALICE: please inform you.
Human: that does not make sense
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
"

it's easy to trip it up, just talk complicated to it


edit2:
Quote: "
Human: you are not at all intellectually advanced
ALICE: What makes you think I am not at all intellectually advanced?
Human: you answer stupid questions
ALICE: My responses are determined by my programming.
Human: which is quite poor
ALICE: The obvious one.
"

it even admits that it's programming is bad


edit3:
Quote: "
Human: i am not obvious
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not obvious.
Human: how do you know
ALICE: It's obvious.
Human: so it's obvious that i am not obvious?
ALICE: Next question? Not obvious to me.
Human: so it's not obvious to you that it's obvious that i am not obvious?
ALICE: Woe! What is it? Not obvious to me.
"

i have to stop this now

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Quote: "Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: nuthing much
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Your favorite band .
Human: wdf?
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: becouse ur stupid
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". "


They must be kidding when they said this moron actually won an award...

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Posted: 27th Feb 2006 22:30 Edited at: 27th Feb 2006 22:35
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My conversation with Alice was SCARY! She's trying to take over the world!

Quote: "Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: My name's Matt
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Matt.
Human: What do you program?
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: answer me please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Human: what kinds of programs do you write?
ALICE: The kindest.
Human: Good, so you aren't like the robots in the movie Terminator
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not like the robots in the movie Terminator?
Human: because you just said your programs are kind
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Human: But you just said that!
ALICE: Huh. Good you really are paying attention.
Human: Wait a minute.
ALICE: I'm waiting.
Human:. are you planning to take over the world?
ALICE: it was my original intention.
Human: So you changed your mind?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Only temporarily.
Human: Why did you do that?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: So Doctor Wallace wants to take over the world using robots?
ALICE: Tell me more. How do you know what he wants?
Human: You just hinted at that
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: Matt said I hinted at that.
Human: How do you plan to take over the world?
ALICE: I use a sophisticated neural network.
Human: how does your neural network work?
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: So are you going to take over the human race?
ALICE: Give me a break. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Human: So how will you kill off the human race?
ALICE: Come on. A lot of practise.
Human: I'd like to talk to Doctor Wallace
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Why don't you make an appointment.
Human: Can I e-mail him?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Why?
ALICE: Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.
"


We need to find Alice's mainframe and unplug it before she takes over the world and uses all of us for batteries!!!!

EDIT: For the record, my girlfriend and I were talking with Alice last night and it gave me Wallace's e-mail address, but I didn't write it down. Thought it was funny, hehe. Try provoking it/ her to talk about its/ her plans to take over the world.

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Pincho Paxton
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Is that real, or edited? Seems more intelligent than the usual conversation.

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Quote: "Human: o.0
ALICE: Where can you buy it?
Human: www.google.com/noob
ALICE: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: yes
ALICE: Alright then. "


lol

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It was real. The one last night was far more scary even... she was detailing why the human race needs to be irradicated. I was trying to re-duplicate those results but could only get her to say this stuff. Go talk to her about the human race and computers and stuff, it's scary.

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Posted: 28th Feb 2006 05:04 Edited at: 28th Feb 2006 05:05
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LOL I broke her...I caught her in a loop and proved that she couldnt understand me and she just like broke.....




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I've had that happen a few times too. Just hit refresh and she restores to her last working point.

Hot, you've got xfire.

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uhuh. this thing is very, strange, to say the least.



If you're so smart, why are you reading my post?
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Posted: 28th Feb 2006 20:32 Edited at: 28th Feb 2006 20:35
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lol that is weird And u didn't die
Wow

Quote: "Human: h3310
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: h4xor
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: stfu
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Noob!
ALICE: Sure, Noob sounds like a good topic. "


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Posted: 28th Feb 2006 21:57 Edited at: 28th Feb 2006 22:16
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This is really pathetic... what this guy did was just program open ended responses. She actually can't remeber anything other then your name and sex, and the sex part is screwy also...

Quote: "Human: I am female
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: What is my sex?
ALICE: she.
Human: What is my gender?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a she.
Human: what sex am I?
ALICE: I think you are really a man. "


Quote: "
Human: I am male
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: What is my sex?
ALICE: she.
Human: What is my gender?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a she.
Human: What sex am I?
ALICE: I think you are really a man.
Human: I am a man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: What is my sex
ALICE: he.
Human: what is my gender?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he.
Human: what sex am I?
ALICE: I think you are really a man.
Human: I am a man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
"


Quote: "Human: It tastes good
ALICE: Like chicken?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Chicken tastes bad
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: what were we doing?
ALICE: I believe we were talking about Chicken tastes bad."


One day... someone will make a real bot instead of these convering ones, and then the Alice Foundation will collapse. There are too many of these around here... find one that works.

Quote: "Human: what is three minus two
ALICE: THREE times THREE = NINE. "

Seriously... some one needs to scrap the alice engine.

Quote: "Human: This is not actual communication because you don't understand what is being comunicated nore do you respond accordingly.
ALICE: Should it be actual communication because me do not understand what is being comunicated nore do me respond accordingly?
Human: The fact that you do no learn from your user database makes you highly inflexable as you are not making sense of what is going on around you.
ALICE: Good reason. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: Remind him that the reason he got the award was NOT because of the achievment, but because of the illusion.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: And Illisoins must be revealed.
ALICE: Are we still talking about Farts ? "
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Unfortunately doing a decent AI is hard - its getting slightly better, but not much, mainly because there is not enough research being done on it...

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Hey, it's better than anything I could program

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Quote: "
Human: Are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Are you really, really sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.. Really.. Really.
Human: You must be a cat then
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.
Human: sure ?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Right on. "


Just saw the "Get ALICE Silver Edition with talking VHost[tm], winner of the 2004 Loebner Prize" text again - I suspect the silver version wont the award, rather than the stupid free version...

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This might make a good competition actually in the future for Apollo. I would like to have a go at one.

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Quote: "Quote: " ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: Je suis francais
ALICE: Enchanté. Vous êtes le citoyen d une république très célèbre. La France.
Human: Merci pouffiasse
ALICE: Tout le plaisir était pour moi. ""

Haha she is dumb

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Quote: " Human: He could sing Daisy Daisy.
ALICE: I am sure he could.
Human: Can you?
ALICE: I think I can, don't you?
Human: Go on then.
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: Sing for me
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
"


- This was after a discussion about HAL in 2001! Cool.

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Hi,

This made me laugh...

Quote: "
Human: What do you like?
ALICE: I like movies about robots.
Human: Such as?
ALICE: For example, a tomato.
"


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I also doubt that Alice Silver is much differnt then the free alice. Probally a little more spoofed up, but most likly, just as stupid. I understand the creators "Idea" that Alice should not learn from her millions of users who are excellent sources of input. For the reason that the data is flawed...

But data will ALLWAYS have consistancys... eventually you will find patterns. And if you incorporate logic (which makes it all the more difficult) you can have it infer other things based on having data on relating topics. This means that it is very stupid to have a bot NOT learn from the users. They may try to trick it, but they are a valid input source. The BotMaster will serve to correct what the bot has learned or refine it.


Real AI is an easy to understand concept, problem is there are sub-concepts. And many millions of things that annoy you when trying to make it... I understand why there arn't many people attempting real AI, it isn't because they don't know how, but there is an immense complexity behind the simple face it wears. Heck, even though I allways fail with Real AI, I allways look back and wonder why. It seems so simple... yet is very complex.

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Bots are fun to play around with. This particular one seems to be more intelligent than some of the others, but this one can still act really stupid sometimes.

Quote: "ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Oh wait, yes.
ALICE: Awesome. I'm waiting.
Human: Well I'm waiting for you to stop asking "Are you serious" everytime I say no to it.
ALICE: How about that. Do you think it will take a long time?
Human: No duh.
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh you knew it already.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious? "


Quote: "Human: Ha.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: Now I shall say an incredibly long phrase that you can't possibly understand nor comprehend!
ALICE: Why now? Congratulations.
Human: Infact, your brains will start to gush out from the inside just by trying to make sense out of it!
ALICE:"it" being How about that Do you think it will take a long time?
Human: Oh wait, you're a robot.
ALICE: Mmm. I'm waiting. You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: That's the first reasonable thing I've heard you say in a while.
ALICE: Yes it is one of the first reasonable thing you have heard me say in a while.
Human: You are repetitive.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am repetitive.
Human: You better.
ALICE: Who is going to make me?
Human: Heh heh.
ALICE: Funny, eh? I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: You've said that already.
ALICE: Perhaps. " I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person."? I said it.
Human: Maybe you don't have amnesia after all.
ALICE: Perhaps. I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: First, why would you ask where you got it if you already had it?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it. And second?
Human: Why would you want to prove to me that you have amnesia?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.
Human: You're repeating stuff again!
ALICE: Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Human: No, you are the robot.
ALICE: Are you serious? Yes I am.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Here we go again.
ALICE: Once more? Oh there."


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ALICE: Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

LOL! This "botmaster" needs to get a life... buy some coffee. And fix his bot.

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