Hiya,
Watched the new Hills have eyes yesterday, and it was exactly as I expected, pop-horror!. The original Hills is a great film, and the remake does follow it a bit, but I just wanna rant and compare these 2 films for a bit.
First thing is the plagiarism, and obvious it is too, but I was more disapointed in the lack of tangible characters, I mean these folk are supposed to be mutated, not disfigured!. The screwdriver through the foot was ripped right outta True Romance to an embarassing degree. Big Brain is basically Rubber Jonny (Aphex Twin), anyone who's seen the Jonny video will spot this immediately - it's rediculous. Did we see Papa Jupiter more than once!, never noticed!.
The original movie had these character, proper characters, not regurgitated frankenstein and his brothers - but there was a kinda tribal vibe to them, they were close, cared about each other, didn't pistol whip each other. Anyone who's seen the original will remember Mercury and Mars conversation just before Mercury is killed by the dog, it's great - and the reaction from Mars when his brother falls from the cliff, there is nothing like that in the remake at all.
Papa Jupiter was in the original a lot, as a sorta evil influence, keeping things ticking over, keeping them excited about baby-toe pies etc. The remake doesn't mention eating the baby, but it does get graphic with the rape scene - so these days showing a rape is fine but mentioning eating a baby is not (note to self).
Really, next time your looking at DVD's and are drawn towards the new Hills, grab the old version and wait 3 months on the new versions price dropping to £5.
I've found these new horror movies always suck in comparison to the originals, but all new horror seems to have this vibe, where instead of being scary, it's ok to be brutal and grotesque instead - Saw, Hostel, Saw2, Hills remake, Dawn-Dead remake, Final Dest'4... ...the list goes on.
Compared to this crud, classics like Pumpkinhead, Aliens, Hills, American Werewolf deserve a place in everyones collection.
Any thoughts?, please give me examples of how modern horror sucks for you too!
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