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Manticore Night
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Once I put a pepperoni in the Microwave for 20 minutes. Man! That thing was completly black. I tried to bite it after the fire was out and I damn nearly broke my teeth!

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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 27th Jun 2006 22:07
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i put a quarter in a bonfire. once i tired to pay the workers at 7-11 with an old battery and some puzzle pieces. i wear shiny pants sometimes. once i ate a marhsmallow dipped in dirt. if your still reading this, your wierd. i tried to make microwave-toast once... i put butter on the bread before i put it in the microwave, so the bread got really soggy after 10 minutes, then it got really dried up and hard, it started to smoke a little, then it filled my microwave with smoke and i couldb't see it, so i opened te microwave and it was on fire. that took about 30 minutes though...

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Posted: 27th Jun 2006 22:17
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You should put a microwave in a microwave and see what happens.

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Insanity Complex
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Quote: " am the insanity master! Do not mess with me!!!*looks back and forth franticly
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Quote: "I like explosions"


I have made explosions with a couple of bottle caps(or a tennis ball) stuffed full of (removed due to the fact that this sh** can be done)


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Agent Dink
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When my mom and her friend were young they microwaved dog poop... Needless to say my mom's friend's mom wasn't too happy.


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code master
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Posted: 28th Jun 2006 04:47
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Try microwaving marshmellows in peanut butter. It's very tasty.

Microwaves are evil! Well, sorta. Actually, they mutate your food.

A microwave works by channeling 'micro' waves to the food contained within. When the waves contact the food, they flip the moulacules rapidly back and fourth. This is due to the rapidly changing polartity of the microwaves. The rapid flipping of the food particles generates friction, which in turn heats the food. But, it tears neihboring molucules as a result. This tearing can quite litteraly change the food. A certain ingredient in some types of baby-food, when microwaved, changes into a form of neuro-toxin.

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Xarshi
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Posted: 28th Jun 2006 04:51
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Ohh...thats not creapy at all... Well now,I think I've learned something today,and it is: MICROWAVES ARE THE DEVIL!!!

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Les Horribres
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Posted: 29th Jun 2006 08:28 Edited at: 29th Jun 2006 08:29
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It doesn't sound like it 'tears' molecules, it mearly causes polar molecules move in a swaying pattern.

Another note is that I do not believe that on that scale friction acts as a notable force. Rather the motion of the particles heats the food, not friction. You know that gases move faster then solids right?

Again, this motion 'might' cause weak bonds to break, but those would have broken in the digestive system anyways.

It makes more sense, practically, that there was a chemical reaction with the ingrediants in the babyfood rather then a microwave breaking a few weak bonds to form a nevergas.

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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 29th Jun 2006 14:59
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Never gas? Now I'm afraid!!!!

The one thing I can't cook in a microwave is actually made for the microwave..

Microwave Popcorn!!!

Mine always sets on fire, anyway it tastes disgusting.

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indi
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Posted: 29th Jun 2006 15:17
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i use a rice cooker for many things including popcorn

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Xarshi
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Pincho Paxton:
Quote: "The one thing I can't cook in a microwave is actually made for the microwave..

Microwave Popcorn!!!

Mine always sets on fire, anyway it tastes disgusting."


Hm...perhaps you are doing something wrong?

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Does your microwave have a popcorn button? Most do now. If you still burn it I suggest you buy it pre-popped.

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Xarshi
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Microwaves have popcorn buttons? I mean,I would just go by the back,but if you all wanna go by a button,go right ahead. Jeeze thats wierd...

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Quote: "Microwaves have popcorn buttons? I mean,I would just go by the back,but if you all wanna go by a button,go right ahead. Jeeze thats wierd..."


The last few I have had have. You can't go by the package because you have no idea what wattage they use compared to your microwave, hence most microwaves I have seen have a popcorn button timed perfectly for them. The time on my last microwave was about 2.5 minutes my new one is 90 seconds, so you can see a huge difference from one to the next.

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Xarshi
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wow. I never knew that.

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Posted: 2nd Jul 2006 07:59
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Popcorn bags lie to you. Always listen to the button.

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Xarshi
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They lied to me!!!??? Noooooo!

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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 8th Jul 2006 05:37
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Quote: "popcorn buttons"


when i use the popcorn button on my microwave, it turns out black...

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Benjamin
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Posted: 8th Jul 2006 05:51
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I've always done microwave popcorn by ear: when there is little or no popping, it's ready. It's worked fine every time for me..

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Xarshi
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hah,yeah,but then you can't do anything like not be bored listening for that time

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Posted: 9th Jul 2006 03:44 Edited at: 9th Jul 2006 03:58
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^^^^ lol how can you get bored listening to popcorn pop

what they lied!!! hmmm no wonder I'm not rich(as in money) yet

lol reminds me of my teacher said that monkeys would go to those microwave tower things(in the war) and stare into them and then fall off because it fries there brain LOL


where was it I heard you can make plasma in your microwave with a grape?


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so he looked something like this?:


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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 9th Jul 2006 04:47
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that doesnt fully capture his claws and beating red eyes.

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Benjamin
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Quote: "hah,yeah,but then you can't do anything like not be bored listening for that time"

Being bored for a couple of minutes isn't going to kill you.

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4. LIGHTING EFFECTS. I can not stand normal white lighting! I hate it! I own a fan with three spots for light bulbs, in those spots there is a blue, a red, and a green bulb. I have a set of blinking christmas lights strung up in my room yaer long. I have a disco ball, A lava-lamp, and red rotating strobe light, I also keep a mini glitter-lamp by my desk."

I would have an extreme headache spending a day in your room/house(depending on how old)

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Zaibatsu
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Quote: "day in your room/house"


I live on my own, but that' just in my bedroom. i have a guest bedroom with normal lights, but that's just becuase most people aren't like me. i have a cool blacklight fixture in my kitchen, so it glows a dark purple color. the bathroom has a mirror with blinking neon lights around the edges.

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I would go crazy in your house. Probably would leave with a splitting headache.


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Zaibatsu
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heres a photo of the lights in my bedroom minus the christmas lights. (I didn't feel like re-hanging them later)

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Zaibatsu
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and heres the christmas lights seprately. this is only a small section of the christmas lights, the full strand is 20 feet long.

keep in mind all of these were in the same room!

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Zaibatsu
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what? no comments now that the lights have been revealed?

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Quote: "what? no comments now that the lights have been revealed?"


Um...they're...great?


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/me thinks Zaibatsu is strange


/me has a headache just thinking about it

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Xarshi
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dude,I would love to do something like that to my room. I just tend to keep the light from coming in it. Of course,now I'm freakishly pale because of it...

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Hi im new to dark basic pro but im a geek all the same im only [MOD EDIT] and ive built my own comp i can hack crack and mod games appz ect

i had a mate onece who put a waffol in a floppy disk drive and it displayed the following error message

waring unable to read disk is either currupt or damaged lol

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for the guy bwho likes explosions
* get a 2 letire bottle of lemonade
* drink some of it
* fil up the emty part of the bottle with salt
* screw the lid on tight
* place the bottle in the middle of the road and RUN!!!!



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Hi im new to dark basic pro but im a geek all the same im only and ive built my own comp i can hack crack and mod games appz ect

i had a mate onece who put a waffol in a floppy disk drive and it displayed the following error message

waring unable to read disk is either currupt or damaged lol

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