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the_winch
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 21:00
Quote: "If that was switched around, and he was ridiculing the Q'oran (sp?) and insulting Muslims who believe in it, his career would be over."


You only have to look at his audience to see why he jokes about the bible. Everybody in the audience knows enough about the bible and christianty to relate to the jokes.
You can't make a big sketch out of the Qur'an when most of your audience have never even seen a copy let alone have any idea what it contains.

By way of demonstration, he emitted a batlike squeak that was indeed bothersome.
Grandma
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 21:13
@ Jeku

I'll go look at youtube.

Quote: "If that was switched around, and he was ridiculing the Q'oran (sp?) and insulting Muslims who believe in it, his career would be over."


I don't think so, have you ever heard of "the daily show" We have a very similar program here in Norway and very often he uses satire against muslims, hell he even burned the american flag on TV. Then again our media is very "open" (don't know if that's the right word, but hey) He still has his job.


@ David R

nicely written.



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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 21:49 Edited at: 27th Oct 2006 21:55
El Goorf: That has nothing to do with what I said. I said people in Israel. As in the majority of Israel's population. As in people currently residing on it's soil and call it home.

Jews who are anti-zionist? Nothing new. Doesn't make zionism a bad thing. What, you didn't think Jews have their share of idiots?

I know I'm not Jewish, but I grew up in Israel and have family & friends in Israel. So while my home is Canada and my place of birth Ukraine, I still very much consider it my country and people. So despite the fact that you may try to claim you're not actually anti-semetic, to me you are, because you'd like to see my country wiped off the map.

And that's just me, now look at Jews who live happily with their family in Israel. You're actually going to come up to them and tell them that you personally like them and have nothing against them but really wouldn't mind seeing them exterminated because you don't believe they should exist there?

Israel earned a home in the middle east, whether you like it or not. So I hope now you understand why I consider anti-zionism the same thing as anti-semetism. It may not be the same in official definiton, but it sure does have the same effect.

Your remark doesn't mean I'm shallow, it's simply your belief. I beleve hatred is weakened through humour, and Uncyclopedia is really there to make people laugh. Sure it's a wierd sense of humour, but no point in being offeneded by it.

Jeku
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 21:59
@David R - Agreed. I guess that's a compliment for Christians--- love the sinner, hate the sin

El Goorf
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 22:42 Edited at: 27th Oct 2006 22:43
aikikat, my issues against israel arent with the jews, i know that might not sound like it makes sense, but yes you heard right, my problem with israel is nothing about the jews themselves.

I'm not going to go into explaining myself, as it will spark extreme political discussion, but basically it's all to do with western policy in the mid-east, the effect israel's existance is having in the area, and the means being carried out to keep israel alive, nothing to do with jews- or even any of the people there (since i know not all of them are jewish)- themselves.

so there.
anti-zionist.
not anti-jewish.
not making jokes/innaproriate comments about either groups.
Megaton Cat
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 22:48 Edited at: 27th Oct 2006 22:56
Sorry dude, not registering with my brain one bit. It's not the Jews, it's the country? So if you want the country gone, then where are all the Jews gonna go?

As you said, it doesn't sound like it makes sense because to a Israeli citizen like me, it indeed doesn't. The country itself IS the Jewish population, and was setup by Jews. So your grudge is not at all with the people, but with the sand in Israel itself? Does the mass body of land anger you?

It's already there and there's nothing anyone can do about it really. Might as well learn to live with it and make compromises.

Xenocythe
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Posted: 27th Oct 2006 23:08
holy f*ck... that was so funny.... I'm a muslim, I read this and I was laughin my head off!!!!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Islam


ahahaha... and I'm a muslim from birth, not anyone related to me isn't a muslim...

Still, I'm so used to racism, it makes me laugh too. When I wake up, i see racism. When I go to sleep, I still see racism ^^. It's just an everyday thing in my life.



Haha the last section made me laugh the hardest.


Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 00:53
Quote: "As you said, it doesn't sound like it makes sense because to a Israeli citizen like me, it indeed doesn't"

You're not an Israeli citizen.

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David R
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 00:57
I assume he means he has citizenship in that country, not that he is directly a citizen right at this moment... but that's only my 2 pennies worth

El Goorf
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 02:12
aikicat, youre missing my point, im missing yours, lets call it quits

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 02:49 Edited at: 28th Oct 2006 02:56
Quote: "You're not an Israeli citizen."


That's an interesting thesis. Got any proof that I'm not?

El Goorf: I don't feel I'm missing your point. I'm pretty sure you're not missing mine either. Now you know my beliefs, despite the fact that it might be to your disappointment.

Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 03:02 Edited at: 28th Oct 2006 03:03
Quote: "That's an interesting thesis. Got any proof that I'm not?"

Well last time I checked you were living in Canada. So what you lived in Israel from 3 to 8? It's a good excuse for an argument I guess.

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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 03:08
When they finally come to destroy the earth
They're gonna have to deal with you, first



Just a song,



But seriously, just being anti-nothing works out alot better than anything. Ask me, its the official NINJA way. We don't hate blacks, but we still kill them. We don't despise whites, but we still slaughter them. As a ninja, you learn to violently elminate your foes equally- whatever color they are


Megaton Cat
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 03:21 Edited at: 28th Oct 2006 03:22
Quote: "Well last time I checked you were living in Canada. So what you lived in Israel from 3 to 8? It's a good excuse for an argument I guess."


My official certificate says I am a citizen of Israel, and that pretty much sums it up no?

And I've lived there since I was 2, for the record.

(These stupid French kids. They sure do like to pretend they know what they're talking about. )

Quote: "As a ninja, you learn to violently elminate your foes equally- whatever color they are"


You're on the right track bud.
Don't spare any Asians either. We know they're cool, but it's against the ninja way to pick favorites.

Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 04:05
Quote: "My official certificate says I am a citizen of Israel, and that pretty much sums it up no?"

Certificate? Your birth certificate? I know you're just itching for me to say it, and I will... No.

Quote: "(These stupid French kids. They sure do like to pretend they know what they're talking about. )"

Not as much as you by the sounds of it, mister "caffeine weakens your bones". It doesn't matter really, there's more important things to worry about than this.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 04:29
Quote: "Certificate? Your birth certificate? I know you're just itching for me to say it, and I will... No.
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Um...did I say birth certificate?

Jeku
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 06:48
OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 11:13
Most of it, seems to me anyway, purile and stupid. Not even well written - seems like it was written by a 10 year old. Not terribly amusing either.

Visit my web site for real bangin' stuff. Word.
Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Oct 2006 14:41
Quote: "Um...did I say birth certificate? "

No, you didn't say any certificate, you just said certificate.

Nevermind anyway, it doesn't matter.

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