Well...
The TGC forums are actually populated by a hive mind group of monkeys with type writers and a big dumpster full of brown bananas. This hive mind was employed by one we, that is, the collective hive mind group of monkeys, know as "the-man-with-the-yellow-hat-and-a-green-banana-in-his-ear."
The-man-with-the-yellow-hat-and-a-green-banana-in-his-ear promised us green bananas and an island paradise, but all we really got was a run down warehouse, a dumpster full of brown bananas, and a T1 land line connection. We, the collective hive mind group of monkeys, were told that if we served the-man-with-the-yellow-hat-and-a-green-banana-in-his-ear well for twenty four years, we would get our promised green bananas, island paradise, and a few girls as a bonus. All we had to do was establish and maintain forty two forum profiles.
Green bananas...
I am but mad north north-west; when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw - Hamlet, Hamlet