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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:05 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 00:06
Granted, but then a new form of music becomes unbelievably popular. Spoken music.

I wish I had a private jet that could not blow up, is not broken on arrival, and is perfect in every way.


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Roxas
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:07 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 00:08
Granted, But to make it we had to sacrifice some humans!

I wish that Accoun learns to listen better metal


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Accoun
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:08 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 00:09
Quote: "I wish that Accoun learns to listen better metal"


Granted, but the music I listen to is being chosen as best form of metal music...

I wish Roxas explained what "better metal" is...

Make games, not war.
Roxas
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:16
Granted, Wintersun, CoB, Etc..! Nightwish njeh its good but not that wicked Anyways while i explained my neighborhood cat died!

I wish that my Flare Engine finishes soon!


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Accoun
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:20 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 00:21
[Offtop]

Quote: " Nightwish njeh its good but not that wicked"

Well, "I wish..." and "I wish I had an angel" are almost the same...

Quote: "CoB"
You mean Children Of Bodom? I prefer Arch Enemy...

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Granted, but noone is interested in it.

I wish I wasn't ending most of my posts with "..."

Make games, not war.
bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:23
Granted, but then you fail to use it properly as well.

I wish for a ps3.


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Roxas
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:50
Granted, but instead of PS3 you got Polystation 3

I wish hmm... Hhmm.. I dunno.. I wish that someone posts smiley for me


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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 00:53


I wish that my Wii would stop having mood swings.


Since the other one was scaring you guys so much...
Zotoaster
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:20
Granted; you have one and you smash it.

I wish I could fly.

Your signature has been erased by a mod
Keo C
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:21
Granted, but your power cuts out in midair.

I wish for a girlfriend.

The best things in life are edible.
bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:23
Granted, but she's Michael Jackson.

I wish for a 60in Plasma that does not arrive broken, and does not break. And also has nothing else wrong with it.


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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:25
Granted, but you go blind.

I wish we could stop this game.

bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:28
Quote: "Granted, but you go blind."
I didn't even see that coming (no pun intended)

Quote: "I wish we could stop this game."


Granted, but then a new thread gets started.

I wish I could meet princess peach irl.


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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:32
Quote: "I didn't even see that coming (no pun intended)"




Quote: "I wish I could meet princess peach irl."


Granted, but she's overseeing your execution.

I wish we could all finish our DBP projects.

Keo C
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 01:50
Granted, but default IDE comes and eats the code.

I wish I had a bigger HD.

The best things in life are edible.
Grandma
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 02:00 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 02:00
Granted, here's your harddrive from the 70's. It's really big.

I wish my connection speed would quadruple.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 02:13
Granted, it quadruples, but you are limited to 10gigs a month.

I wish I could type at 200wpm


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Keo C
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 02:14
Granted, but it's limited to 20KB a month.

I wish I had an LCD.

The best things in life are edible.
bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 02:19
lol


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Libervurto
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 04:50
granted but LCD stands for Lepracy Cancer and Diabetes

I wish for good health

BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 05:11 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 05:11
Granted, But you fall on a spike.

I wish to be better at playing the guitar!

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 05:18
Granted, but you are deaf.

I wish that something bad would happen.

common people are walking in line.
BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:02
Granted, the torture to death machine is aimed at you, but Grandma strolls through whilst smoking a pipe and flicking through a book of etchings. He takes the full wack. You remain unharmed and are informed you have just won the lottery.

I wish I had sponge hands.

Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:05
Granted. You can't make those god danm shiny signatures anymore.

I wish BiggAdd had no artistic talent nor computer programs to create art nor any way to access any of those programs.



On a side note, I'm really liking this new one. Simple, but very shiny

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:06 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:19
Quote: "I wish I had sponge hands."


Granted, but your new job is soaking up urine in a public restroom with your sponge hands.

I wish I was a cow.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:07 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:08
Granted, you find out you must assassinate your family.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

common people are walking in line.
DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:08
Granted, but you get bored and unwish unlimited wishes.

I wish I owned your mother.

Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:09 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:09
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:10
Granted. You now own Profit's mother. She commits suicide shortly after the deal was sealed.

I wish the internet never existed, and never will exist.

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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:10 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:11
Granted, you were not born because your parents met in an online chat.

I wish I could finish a couple projects.

common people are walking in line.
Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:11
Granted. You are banned from the forums.

I wish people would stop posting the same time as me.

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:13
Granted, now slugs are posting at the same time as you.

I wish this wish was corrupted.(Ha! Try resolving that paradox)

DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:13 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:18
Granted, your wish becomes corrupted, but then decorrupts.

I wish I had a cherry pie, with nothing but cherries, and pie tin, and crust, and I am not fat and cannot die of cholestoral or anything resulting from wishing for a pie.

Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:19
Granted. The pie teleports 3 feet away every time you touch it.

I wish the person below me could not grant wishes. (beat THIS)

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:20
Granted, but it turns out you mean below your height of 4 feet 6 inches...

I wish I had a llama.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:24
Granted, it is a great pet.

I wish I could think of stuff to wish for.

common people are walking in line.
Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:25
Granted. It humps you for eternity.

And I am 5 foot 3 inches tall!

I wish Drew G had 50 llama's humping him for eternity, and in no way would I ever be sexually harassed by anyone or anything at all in result to the corruption of this wish.

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:28
Granted, your wish becomes corrupted and invents 900 old grandpa's to hump you every second of your life.

I wish profit gained everything s/he wanted for his/her generosity.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:28 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:29
Granted, I get stuff.

I am a male.

I wish I had more stuff.

common people are walking in line.
BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:30
Granted, but it crushes your face.

I wish for Xeno to have this Signature:


DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:32 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:32
Granted, he does it out of pity for you.

I wish I had a cow named Xenoscythe.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:33 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:33
Granted, but it produces sour milk.

I wish I had superpowers. (The power to hide string in rocks)

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:34
Granted, with great power comes great responsibility.

I wish I was a baby sea turtle.

common people are walking in line.
DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:34 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:34
@ Bigadd
Granted, but you cannot sleep, live,love, and must go into exile. Kind of like Superman. But you're not...

I wish I owned Eye-Rack.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:37 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:46
Quote: "I wish I was a baby sea turtle."

Granted, but then you become a teen turtle, get high on crack cocaine and snuff it, because you thought a shark was the local pizza hut.

I wish I could Integrate anything, even a cow.

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:37 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:38


common people are walking in line.
Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:37 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:38
EDIT:

Oops, didn't see the extra page.

DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:38 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:38
Granted, but because I say so, it doesn't work.

I wish I owned your sister. who didn't commit suicide.

DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:39
TOO MANY POSTERS at THE SAME TIME!1!!

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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:39 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:40
Granted, you own my sister (I'm a baby sea turtle).

I wish I was a baby goat.

common people are walking in line.

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