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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:40
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Granted, his name was Xenoscythe.

I wish I owned a puppy.

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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:41
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Granted, he dropped a deuce on your lap.

I wish I was not named Xenoscythe.

common people are walking in line.
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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:43 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:44
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EDIT:

What the heck, didn't see the fourth page either.

I wish I could get this post out before someone else posts.

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:44
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Granted, you are named profit.

I wish Xenoscythe was 4 inches taller.

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:44
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Granted, but it doesn't matter because BiggAdd made me the flippin' best signature... ever... and it's shiny!


Thanks bigtime BiddAdd!

I wish I owned You-Essay.


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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:45
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Granted, but a giant bear mauls him and then throws him in a river.

I wish.

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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:45 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:45
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Granted.

I wish I was a midget.

common people are walking in line.
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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:45
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Granted, but you are selected for a midget tossing competition.

[see my last post]

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:47
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Granted.

I wish Biggadd Made me a Sig like Xenoscythes.

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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:48
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Granted, except you don't use it.

I wish that this annoying person will stop IMing me.

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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:48 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:48
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Granted, but he keeps doing it anyway.

I wish I had me a nice shiny signature.

common people are walking in line.
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:49
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Granted. He never gives it to you.

The man's not made of time!


I wish I could focus on the programming of my file transfer protocol.


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:49
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Granted, but it will contain a virus

(I'll see what I can do)

Glad you like it Xeno

I wish I could skate on Jelly

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:50
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Granted, then they invented peanut butter, causing you to make a sandwich.

I wish I owned Ubisoft.

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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:50
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Granted, but then you reconsider it, sell the company, and move to Idaho.

I wish that BiggAdd could skate on jelly.

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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:51 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 06:51
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Granted, he turns into the ingredient of a sandwich. Again.

I wish I was made out of rock.

common people are walking in line.
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:51
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Granted. You then make sucky games and ruin Ubisoft's status and become poor, lose the buisness, live on the streets, and get run over by a car.

I am not short!


I wish this game wasn't getting boring.


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Profit
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:52
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Granted. It's not.

I wish Xenoscythe wouldn't be short anymore.

common people are walking in line.
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Inspire
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 06:56
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Granted. He gets wide.

Xenocythe, did you change your name back?

I wish people would stop changing their names without announcing it.

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BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:01 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 07:01
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I wish for DrewG to have this Signature:


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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:01 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 07:03
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Granted, he does.

I wish I owned Xenoscythe, like he was my 5'3'' midget slave.


Thanks to BigAdd for the signature!
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:11
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Granted. You know own Xenoscythe.

By the way, tell me DrewG, who's Xenoscythe? Funny how it's almost just like my name, except it has a random 's' in it.

I wish that no person, animal, thing, or anything could ever own or possess me in any way or method at all.


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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:13
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Granted. I now own you, there is no "me", in Xenocythe.

I wish...


Thanks to BigAdd for the signature!
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BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:14
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Granted, but you can now never marry.

I wish for Profit to have this signature:


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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 07:29
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Granted, But DrewG now has marrying rights.

I wish Profit made profit.


Thanks to BigAdd for the signature!
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Veron
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 09:42
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Granted, but then he gets robbed.

I wish that it wasn't nighttime now.


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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 10:10
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Granted, but the sun is setting.

I wish that everyone would buy a copy of http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=109568&b=5.

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Tom J
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 10:17
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Granted, but everyone demands a refund.

I wish for Dark Basic Pro X10
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Grandma
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 10:31
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Quote: "I wish for Dark Basic Pro X10 "


Granted, but it got lost in the mail and INH got it instead.

I wish i didn't have to go to sweden each time i want to buy red bull.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 13:44
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Granted, but now you have to go to china for it.

I wish I had a sense of dignity.

my blog!
Latest post: You are ranked 70,454th in the leaderboard. Try again?
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tha_rami
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 13:52
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Granted, so you can't post anymore.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.


A mod has been erased by your signature because it was larger than 600x120
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Grandma
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:09
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Granted, but as that's no real wish, there won't be anything positive about it either. Which in a sense, is the negative part of it.

I wish tha_rami would wish for something less annoying.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
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tha_rami
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:14
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Granted, so I'll wish you are no longer annoyed by me.

I wish Grandma is no longer annoyed by me.


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Grandma
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:43
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....ouch.

Ummm granted, but ....now i like you so much that you might find it creepy.

I wish i didn't have to go to china to buy red bull

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:49
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Granted, a set of travelling gypsies pass through Norway, by luck they have a pack of bulls, and by a stroke of luck one is painting red.

I wish I had something funny to say

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Accoun
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:52
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Granted, but you forget how to speak

I wish I'm going do metallica concert in Poland.

Make games, not war.
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Mnemonix
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 14:57 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 14:58
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granted, but Metallica are cancelled and the Spice girls are the surrogate band.


I wish for a large box of odd socks.

TheSturgeon(playing me at chess) : I will use my powers of the horse and pwnzor you.
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 15:01
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Granted, but you have to wear them all on your head.

I wish I could make any software I want freeware.

Make games, not war.
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Roxas
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 15:02
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Granted, But you get into jail for that..

I wish that ill never have to leave my country!


Click For Details!
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Grandma
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 15:05 Edited at: 12th Jan 2008 15:06
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Quote: "I wish that ill never have to leave my country!"


Granted.

I wish i were better at creating game music tracks.

Edit: damn you!

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Accoun
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Granted, but you can't leave the toilet in your home now...

I wish I had a HD Monitor.

Make games, not war.
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 15:07
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Quote: "I wish i were better at creating game music tracks."

Granted, but you go to prison for making them on pirated software.

I wish i could legally kill my physics teacher.

Make games, not war.
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bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 16:05
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Granted, but in doing so you never get into physics college, and never solve the pressing physics questions of the time.

I wish I owned a house.


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Quote: "I wish I owned a house."

Granted, you OWNED a house but it collapsed on you...

I wish i had a safe flamethrower...

Make games, not war.
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bitJericho
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 16:17
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Granted. The flamethrower doesn't burn anything, it just makes people happy, since it actually shoots rainbows.

I wish I owned a brick house that does not collapse.


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Quote: "I wish I owned a brick house that does not collapse."

It burns and kills you in a fire.

I wish I had some flashbangs legally...

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Eevil Weevil
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Posted: 12th Jan 2008 16:33
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Quote: "I wish I had some flashbangs legally..."

They go off in your face. You stagger about, then a steamroller comes. It crushes your foot, so you trip over and fall down a manhole. Just alive, you haul yourself up and the
T[/e]eenage
[b]Mutant
Ninja
Turtles

eat you alive. Mwah ha ha!

I wish for a tasty kebab stick that is edible.

Impossible? Anything is impossible. 48'6F'77'20'64'61'72'65'20'79'6F'75'20'77'6F'72'6B'20'6F'75'74'20'6D'79'20'73'69'67'21

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bitJericho
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Quote: "They go off in your face. You stagger about, then a steamroller comes. It crushes your foot, so you trip over and fall down a manhole. Just alive, you haul ..."


Colorful!

Granted. You eat the edible kebab stick and it is very tasty, but you poke your eye out with the stick

I wish for more time in a day.


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Tom J
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Granted, however there is less time at night as a result, and so you get little sleep, making you tired and stressed

I wish for a time machine (I wonder what could possibly go wrong with that wish )
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bitJericho
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Granted, but it's a watch and it only allows you to move ahead at 1 second per second.

I wish for a grand piano.


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