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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 13:18
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Granted, but it turns out rubbish.........

I wish i had an unlimited supply of coffee.....

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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 13:25
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Granted, but the coffee has no sugar in it (coffee tastes like sh!t without sugar in my opinion)

I wish that Kathrin was at the age of 21 and good-looking again.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 14:11
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Granted, but the anti-aging potion is botched so she ends up 87 years old.........

I wish i had an unlimited supply of sugared, flawless, delicious, uncorruptable coffee........

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Oolite
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 14:45
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Granted, but its solidified.

I want a pool table.

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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:08
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Granted, but it has no balls.

I wish for my hair to be short.

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:10
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Granted, now you're bald for life.......

I wish i had an unlimited supply of sugared, flawless, delicious, uncorruptable, liquid, drinkable coffee........

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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:34
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Granted, but it's been spiked so you die when you drink it.

I wish.... uhh.. I wish I was a girl.

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Roxas
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:36
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Granted, You are a bald girl surrounded by weird pedophiles(or how you spell it)..

I wish that my video appears on youtube soon!


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SirFire
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:38 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 15:41
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Granted, but you accidentally uploaded your Backstreet Boys music video by mistake and you get flamed by billions of viewers.

I wish I had one of those replicator machines from Star Trek that can copy anything.

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Windows Vista: Just say no.
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Oolite
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:45 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 15:46
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Granted, but you copy yourself and they multiply uncontrollably, murdering everyone you know and love before taking over the world.

I want turbocharger for my car.

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Zeus
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:50
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Granted, but you put it in your car and it explodes and the car turns into ash.

I wish I lived in England.


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Duplex
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 15:51
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Granted, but you die because someone poisened your cuppa tea.

I wish for a bucket of crap that wasn't chocolate pudding.

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 17:05
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Granted, but the mephane from it sets alight and burns your house down....

I wish i had an unlimited supply of sugared, flawless, delicious, uncorruptable, liquid, drinkable, unspiked, drug-fre, unpoisoned coffee........

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Zeus
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 17:45
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Granted, but it is really liquid crap.

I wish I was the best coder in the world.


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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:05
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Granted, but then all the computers in the world implode.

I wish that I could goto Mars and live there safely for the rest of my life, accompanied by a bunch of hot chicks.

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:11
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Granted, but your lungs implode and the chicks are really chickens.

I wish every one died from a mysterious illness from Mars.

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Zeus
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:18
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Granted, but you die too.

I wish that coffee grunt would shut up about coffee.


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Tom J
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:31 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 18:32
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Granted, but coffee grunt gets the perfect coffee that he can no longer ask for.

I wish for the answers to an exam I have on tuesday, coz im lazy
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:36 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 18:38
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Granted, but they're the wrong answers.

I wish Zeus could spell 'Formerly' correctly.


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Oolite
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:44 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 18:45
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Granted, but only in spanish.

I wish Scarlett Johansson was uncontrollably attracted to me.

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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:50
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Granted, but when you have sex with her she rips your head off and eats it, just like Sharon Stone. (anyone else here watch Family Guy? Seen that episode?)

I wish for Family Guy Season 2 on DVD.

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Tom J
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:55 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 18:57
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Granted, but you somehow lose your dvd player and computer in the process.

I wish for a nice safe nuclear warhead.

btw. INH I hope you're enjoying your copy of DBP X10, in case you saw my earlier wish

Quote: "Tom J: I wish for Dark Basic Pro X10
Grandma: Granted, but it got lost in the mail and INH got it instead."
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:58
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Yeah, it's great, thanks.

Granted, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish my mouse was still working.


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Oolite
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 18:58 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 18:58
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Granted, but it falls on you during transportation.

I wish for a new head.

(nuts)

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:01
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Granted, but it has no flesh.

I wish I owned a furry creature.


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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:09
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Granted, but the adult porn type and it mauls you with its private parts.

I wish I could walk on the moon, as long as I have a space suit on.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:12
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Granted, but the government launches thousands of nukes at the moon and you die in a firery ball of death.

I wish I could speak every single language.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:14
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Granted, but you're brain explodes from all of the alien languages strange prononciation.


I wish I was still alive.


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Tom J
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:14 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 19:15
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edit: Grrr got behind.

Granted, you are an undead zomie

I wish that the next poster posts a drawing of a farmyard animal that has been drawn in MS paint

Good to hear you enjoy DBP X10 INH
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:17
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Granted, but the file is unhostable and is replaced by another image.


I wish I could own a non-caveman, non-adult pornish, cuddly furry creature that would not have any detrimental effects towards me.


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tha_rami
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:20 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 19:20
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Granted.



I wish a button that can finish computergames for me.


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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:20
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Granted, but a human caveman grobbles you.

I wish I had no wishes, but some chocolate.

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Oolite
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:21 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 19:21
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/nevermind (too slow)

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:22
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... Ungranted. Furries are to cool for words.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:32
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Granted, but the chocolates are made by Furries. hehehe...

I wish that I could have magic!


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:39
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Granted, but the magic only works for furries.

I wish furries never existed, ever!

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 19:43
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Granted, but then a paradox causes them to re-exist.


I wish people would stop hating furries.


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Duplex
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:07
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Granted, but we love them so much we hug them so hard their heads pop off.

I wish for a bucket of crap that wasn't chocolate pudding and the mephane from it does not alight and burn my house down.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:30
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Granted. You decide to randomly stick your head into it.

I wish my little brother would stop being such a b****.


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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:35 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 20:39
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EDIT: Wrong page

I wish for a magic button that would automatically finish all games for you.


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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:38
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Granted, but it also corrupts the files.

I wish my dad would leave me alone.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:39 Edited at: 13th Jan 2008 20:39
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Granted, but then you're brother's still a b****!

I wish for a controller compatible with every console.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 20:50
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Not granted. You die.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 21:01
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wow, real nice.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 21:13
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Both of you refuse to make any wishes.
As a result, everyone hates Furries, and everyone hates BioFox Games


I wish for a pet monkey.


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 21:26
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Granted, but it does a poo in your CD tray.

I wish I was better at art.

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Benjamin
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 21:30
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Granted, but then you become blind.

I wish it would snow.

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Veron
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 21:54
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Granted, but each snowflake weighs a kilo, so you all get crushed and buried in the snow.

I wish for some La Ice!

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DrewG
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Posted: 13th Jan 2008 23:33
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Granted, it melts into water.

I wish it was 1945.


Thanks to BigAdd for the signature!
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Veron
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Quote: "Granted, it melts into water."


La Ice is water... well, it's liquid. It's a drink. A coke ripoff, except better & cheaper than coke. 2L for $1!!!

Granted, your house gets bombed and consequently trashed by a nazi missile.

I wish for the fly on the ceiling to die.

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