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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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SirFire
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:16 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 03:18
Granted, but you get them in punchcard format.

I wish the next person won't corrupt this wish.

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:19 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 03:20
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Therefore your wish is granted.

n008
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:19
Granted, but you wished for no brain :x

I wish I had a hammer

SirFire
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:23
Granted, but you can't hammer in the morning, in the evening, or at suppertime.

I wish I could move my cursor with my mind.

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n008
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:25
Granted, but you die because you have your brain on the mouse.

I wish I had a molotov cocktail

SirFire
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:26
Granted, but Dubya throws you in Guantonimo Bay for being a terrrist.

I wish I ruled a secret underwater city.

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:46
Granted, but you drown and are left with a salty taste in your mouth.

I wish for tiredness to send me to bed.

tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:47 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 03:47
Crap! Higgins was first

Granted. It's named Rapture. Read your corruption in the code snippets.



I wish something useful!


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 03:57
Granted, but you get a hamburger instead!

I wish for pie with chocalate pudding!!



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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 04:47
Granted, but its rotten

I wish for a new tv

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 04:55 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 04:56
Granted, but the tv emits radiation.

I wish to be able to harness the power of the sun!

tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 04:57 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 04:58
That's too easy...

The sun turns out to be communistic, and in the Soviet Sun, Sun harnasses YOU!

I wish a sandwich.


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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 04:59 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 04:59
Edit:

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SirFire
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 04:59
Granted, you become a sandwich and are eaten.

I wish I knew what game my last wish' corruption was from.

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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 05:00
Granted: but then you didnt wish that

I wish for a supermodel to appear in my house

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SirFire
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 05:02
Granted, meet Fabio

I wish for world peace.

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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 05:03
Granted, you die before it happens

I wish to get off the forums

By the way that was a good one

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 11:06 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 11:06
Granted, but once you get off you become a mod and are forced to moderate threads...forever.

I wish for pie.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 16:17
grantd, but its a talking pie and you marry it, try to get your life insuarance policy payable to the pie, but then you eat it.
(Family guy reference)

I wish for a pet animal with the hooves of a goat, the wings of a bat, the head of a jackal, the body of an aligator, and the udder of a cow.
It would be called a Camalar

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Veron
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 16:40
Granted, but it dies because the jackal head eats the alligator body, while the wings of the bat whip the hooves of the goat.

I wish Windows Update would work.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 16:48
granted, but it updates to windows 96.

I wish for magical powers the way they work in Eragon. I do NOT use too much energy and kill my self, in fact, NOTHING BAD happens as a result of this wish.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 17:29
Granted. But since we do not know about Eragon 3, it could be that the magic drains your soul even if you do measure it and are careful with it, and kills you in the most horrible way (you'll get hallucinations of Britney Spears). As I'm a pessimists for convenience, the above occurs. Nothing bad happens as you wished for too: you die, but, hey.

I wish for toaster.


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Grandma
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 17:36
Quote: "I wish for toaster."


Granted, but it's a cylon toaster.

I wish for better drawing skills.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 18:21
Granted, but my wish is granted too:

I wish Grandma's method of drawing (be it a pen, pencil, whatever) breaks or malfunctions every time he's nearly stopping/completing (with) a drawing, causing the utter destruction of the piece.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 18:27
Granted, but, as a side effect, his drawings take on a voodoo-doll like ability. anything he draws about you really ahppens, and he draws you being eaten by a giant turtle.

I wish for world peace.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Blobby 101
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 18:41
granted, but you are a bad speller and the world turns into a pea which gets eaten by an alien.


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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 19:24 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 19:24
Quote: "I wish for world peace."


Granted, the world finds out that there is war because of YOU, so we all kill you and then there is world peace.

I wish I had a mansion.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 19:43
Granted. but its not a "mansion" its a "Mans-son". you are arrested for kidnapping some guys son.

I wish to be absolute unquestioned ruler of the universe.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Tom J
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 19:57 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 19:58
Granted, but after a week of being in control the ruler of a parallel universe arrives and kicks you off your throne.

I wish to be able to talk to animals.
Benjamin
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 20:02
Granted, but the animals don't understand what you are saying and can't reply.

I wish to be able to fly.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 20:14
granted, but you can only fly for 12 seconds and you always somehow fall off a cliff amd die. Repeatedly.

I wish I could read minds.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:02 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 21:03
Granted, but there sloth minds so everything is upside down, so you become confused and your mind explodes

I wish I owned Google

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:19
Granted, but the company tanks after being sued a zillion dollars.

I wish for a zillion dollars.

tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:20
Quote: "Granted, but, as a side effect, his drawings take on a voodoo-doll like ability. anything he draws about you really ahppens, and he draws you being eaten by a giant turtle."

No problem, he can't finish the image anyway .


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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:31
Quote: "No problem, he can't finish the image anyway"

Which means you are unfinished and as you grow older you become deformed.

Quote: "I wish for a zillion dollars. "


Granted, but then the owner of Google sues for his money back and wins

I wish I a robot that would never hurt me or anybody/thing I know.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:40
Granted, but due to your grammar/spelling error I just concluded you wanted to be see all episodes of the Disney Channel.

I wish a Wii.


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Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:46
Granted, but in the box is a Ps3

I wish a working Xbox 360

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:50
granted, but you get the RED RINGS OF DEATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish I could give people the red rings of death at will.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

SpyDaniel
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 21:56
Granted, but each time you do it, you lose 10 pints of blood to turn the lights red.

I wish for a lock to end this game

Corky
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:01 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 22:02
granted, but the lock has a reverse spell on it so it actually makes more people come to it.

I wish today was opposite day and that I wished a wish that wasn't a wish so it never existed.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:16
Granted. Your head a-splodes to do that.

I wish everything a-splodes.


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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:36 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 22:41
Granted, but everything in-splodes after and is back to normal.

I wish that the person that posts after me grants this wish.

Edit:
It seems I granted Higgins wish too, lol.

Edit2:
I just noticed Blobby 101 didn't grant my wish so my wish wasn't granted.

Blobby 101
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:37 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 22:38
GRRR.. posted at the same time


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Diggsey
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:42 Edited at: 15th Jan 2008 22:43
Granted, but the post was edited

I wish for every single piece of software without me or my computer, or the software coming to any harm...

Veron
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:46
Granted, your computer explodes. The hard drive is still fine however, but you don't have a PC to put it in to use!

I wish for a nice tank of fuel in my car for free.

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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:50
Granted, your car breaks down.

I wish I had a nice car.


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Diggsey
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Posted: 15th Jan 2008 22:59
Dr Manette
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 00:22
Granted, but you drive it off a cliff, hitting your house and killing everything within a block.

I wish for a bottle that fills with what ever I want it to.

Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 00:41
Quote: "I wish for a bottle that fills with what ever I want it to."


Granted, but it doesn't wait for confirmed order so it fills instantly with the things you think of. NAturally you thought of the bottle itself first, and it imploded.

I wish i had a bottle like that, but it only fills up when i'm 100% sure i would want it to.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:00 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 01:01
Granted, but you drop it by accident and it destroys the universe.

I wish I had my bottle back, and that it only works when I want it to, and is indestructible and incapable of hurting me or any one I know.

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