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Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:09
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Quote: "I wish I had my bottle back, and that it only works when I want it to, and is indestructible and incapable of hurting me or any one I know."


Granted, but it runs on intelligence, so everytime you use it, you become somewhat dumber. (It's hurting you mentally, i came to the conclusion that you were thinking about physical damage when you mentioned the not-hurting part, so HA! you should have spesified that.)

I wish i had a working spaceship that doesn't need fuel, doesn't hurt me or anyone or anyTHING i know, mentally OR physically.....And is big enough to support human cargo. I need to escape a certain exploding universe.

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Dr Manette
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Granted, but the spaceship is fake, cause apparently it doesn't need fuel! Double ha!

I wish for the power to become invisible at will, which means I can turn it off and on.


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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:35
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Grantedm but for it to work every time you have to cut off a different part of your body.

I wish for invincibility.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:52
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Granted. The bottle doesn't hurt you but instantly devaporates you, killing you immediately.

I wish for no more bottle wishes.


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Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:57 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 01:57
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Quote: "I wish i had a working spaceship"


Quote: "I wish for no more bottle wishes."

Granted, but now everyone will have flask or can wishes.

I wish i had a flask filled with liquid awesomeness and evil.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 01:59
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Granted. It consumes you.

I wish for no more flask or can wishes.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 02:03 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 02:11
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Quote: "I wish i had a working spaceship"


It's a working fake spaceship.

Granted, but now you can only make flask or can wishes, therefore never being able to make wishes ever.

I wish for more wishes!


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Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 02:15 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 02:15
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Quote: "It's a working fake spaceship."


Oh kewl, just hope it doesn't fall apart mid-flight.

Quote: "I wish for more wishes!"


Granted, but they will all suck, more than usual.

I wish i remembered to pack some supplies into my spaceship before i left. This half-eaten apple won't keep me alive forever.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 04:10
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Granted, you packed supplies but forgot to bring them.

I wish I was god so I can overrule you and you cant grant my wishes!

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 06:14
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That gives a paradox. If I grant that, I can't grant it, but if I don't, you can't overrule me. Therefore, you asplode.

I wish that nobody makes paradoxal wishes.


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SirFire
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 07:16
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Granted, but people continue to do it anyway, resulting in a paradox.

I wish I could go to bed at a normal hour and not be groggy the next day.

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 09:23
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Granted, but your friends laugh at you for going to bed at 9:00.

I wish that you are all my servants, and can in no way bring any form of harm to me, release yourselves from my power, or change the fact that I am in supreme control over all of you. There is no way that I could ever by altered in the slightest way or that this wish could be corrupted. That's my wish.

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:28
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Ok, this is a hard one. Granted, But we are paid servents and soon you must release us or you will go into debt.

I wish that my computer would get upgraded.

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Veron
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:29 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 17:32
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Granted, you're run over by a bus while going shopping in the street.

EDIT: Same time post, ignore above ^^.

Granted, but the computer blows up because you're using Linux.

I wish for some stupid site im doing now to work.

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:32
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Granted, the server its on crashes.

I wish that I never wished this wish.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:35
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Granted. You asplode, since you can't post paradoxal wishes anymore.

I wish that the prize winners from the NVIDIA compo would get their prizes and those darn banners go away .


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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:38
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Yea i'm gona change it soon, lol!
Granted, in a different universe.

I wish I never asploded.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:42
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Granted. Instead, you implode.

I wish noone wishes any 'never' wishes after this.


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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:46
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Sorry you asploded as that is a paradoxal since you wish that noone never post never wishs.

I wish that all the smileys on this forum where animated.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 17:53
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That's incorrect. I wished that noone wished a 'never' wish after my last post. That renders your disgrant non-valid.


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Drew Cameron
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:03
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Granted, but the next versions of IE and FF do not support animations.

I wish that Milk Paton gets on TV this year and earns me decent money.

Check out the WIP boards for "Schmump Go-Karting" - screens & videos
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:29
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Quote: "Granted, but the next versions of IE and FF do not support animations."


I use Yahoo!, lol!

Granted, but you get sued for doing a nose grind on picnic table.

I wish I would post my WIP soon.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:44
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Granted, there so animated that they come through your monitor and eat you.

I wish I had a cloke

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:52
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Granted, but you can't wear it.

Null

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:59
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Granted, NullNullNullNullNullNullNull Boom!! you die

I wish for a

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Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 18:59
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Granted, but it becomes something.

I wish youtube didn't have that stupid bug with the comment system so that replies end up at the beginning of page 1 instead of under the comment the reply was for.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:00
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Quote: "I wish youtube didn't have that stupid bug with the comment system so that replies end up at the beginning of page 1 instead of under the comment the reply was for."


it moves after a while

Granted, you cant leave comments at all

I wish for a

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:04
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Granted, A was dumped in your pants.

I wish for a X-Box 360. I know an easy one for this, lol.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:06
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Granted, it landed on your head knocked you out, then some kid came up and took it.

I wish I was Chuck Norris

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:08
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Granted, for 1 second.

I wish I could leep over buildings.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:10
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Granted, You can leap over buildings but when you hit the ground...SPLAT!! you die

I wish this wish never got a reply

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:13 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 19:23
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Granted, I'll answer the one above instead.

You can leap over buildings. In fact, you can leap so high that you reach escape velocity and keep going!

I wish this post wasn't just to test my sig.

Rapid texture streaming, Pixel shaders gleamin',
Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:16
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Granted, but your sig dosnn't work.

I wish to search the web.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:23
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Quote: "Granted, I'll answer the one above instead."

You cant its breaking the rules

Granted, when you hit the search button your computer crashes.

I wish for a

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:25
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Granted, but you are illiterate and can't use it.

I wish I was always and not .

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:27
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Granted, you are so you are happy when your family dies, then you die.

I wish I was rich

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:29 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 19:30
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Granted, you are now the happy.gif image stored on the forums instead of a human.

ignore^^
Granted, you name is now richard.

I wish that Tribes 2 would have been continued.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:33
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Granted, it did then stopped again

I wish for a million wolves in DB PROgrammers house

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 19:36
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Granted, but there my pets and I send them after you.

I wish my computer was slower.

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Granted, but it becomes so slow that it runs backwa...awkcab snur ti taht wols os semocb ti tub, detnarG

I wish for a tamed, harmless pet Metroid.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 20:08
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granted, but I steal it

I wish I was an expert at wishing

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 20:26
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Granted, but they never come true.

I wish I was a better 3D Modeler.

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Corky
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 20:39
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Granted, but you dont have a computer

I wish I was really really good at making models and I could texture and do everything really good and i had a computer that nothing could go bad

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Granted, you have a computer and are really good at making models and textures... but your computer has a 8Kb hard drive and no operating system.

I wish I would make a new sig.

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Tom J
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:19
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Granted, but its over 600x120 and is removed by a mod.

I wish for a
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Granted, there you go, its the last thing you ever drink

I wish for a thousand s

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:23 Edited at: 16th Jan 2008 21:27
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Wow, that wish was already wished so i'll grant it the same way.

Granted, A was dumped in your pants.

edit: dang he got it before me oh well. ignore^^

Granted, You got 1,000 's dumped in your pants.

I wish for a taco. BTW not in my pants, lol.

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:27
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Granted; it's poisoned.

I wish there were some more entertaining wishes here.


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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:29
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Granted, look back at the other pages.

I wish for a mile high pile of furries that I will love to go to new york and dance.

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Granted, but they all hate you and ban you from their harem

I wish I was a litle more active.


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