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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:43
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granted, you are on the forums everyday and are a very active user but you get overweight.

I wish to look like this

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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 21:45
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Granted. (That needs nothing more)

I wish that now I've finished TRL (Aren't I sad?) I had something else to do.

Wait! Draw! Yay.


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Posted: 16th Jan 2008 22:02
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Granted, you can sit there.

I wish I know what TRL was(I'm sadder).

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Corky
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 00:37
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Granted, Now I wish I know what TRL is?

^

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Benjamin
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 00:37
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I wish people would use google.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 00:46
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Tomb Raider Legend?

Rapid texture streaming, Pixel shaders gleamin',
Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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Corky
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 02:34
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Total Request Live
TECHNOLOGY READINESS LEVELS
Tomb Raider legends

I have no idea what it is, somebody needs to grant my wish though

<<Xbox also broken pff
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BMacZero
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 02:45
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Granted, it turns out you wished to be banned for 2 years 25 days.

I wish I owned every DarkBASIC pro plugin there was


[i]"Grow food in dirt? Save time — eat dirt."[i]
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Keo C
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 03:25
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Granted, but they are all corrupt.

I wish for some pie.


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Corky
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 04:49
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Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for the best working non-corrupt computer parts and a computer in the world.

<<Xbox also broken pff
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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 04:53
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Granted, but you are chained 5 feet away from it.

I wish for Corky's computer while not being chained.

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Corky
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 05:16
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Granted, but the computer is in water so when you turn it on it fries.

I wish I was unchained

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tha_rami
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 06:26
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Granted. Not before you died of starvation, though.

I wish for the PC Corky just wished.


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Agent Dink
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 06:33 Edited at: 17th Jan 2008 06:34
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Granted, but Rami had a heart attack because he was amazed at how fast it ran.

I wish that Rami left me everything he owned in his last will and testament.

MISoft Studios - Silver-Dawn

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 06:40 Edited at: 17th Jan 2008 06:40
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Granted, but you suddenly become really, really nice and donate it to charity.

I wish all copies of FPCX10 in the world would suddenly get pwnt.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 08:15
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My stuff to charity?! Outrageous!


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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 08:30 Edited at: 17th Jan 2008 08:34
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Granted.

I wish for a to dip in my when I get an idea.

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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 20:42
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Granted. But you never get to use it.

I wish I was older than I was when I was younger than what I wasn't.


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Corky
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 21:02
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Granted, but then all of a sudden you turn 99 and die

I wish for a pet dog, named fido

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MonoCoder
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 21:08
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Granted, but the dog has a terminal disease and will give you sad eyes until you commit sepukku.

I wish not for anything.

Shove your shitty MMORPG idea and get me a drink.
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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 17th Jan 2008 21:58
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How did you get 5h!tty into your sig without it being filtered?

Rapid texture streaming, Pixel shaders gleamin',
Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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BMacZero
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 00:49
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Granted, you get really bored and go insane.

I wish I had software that could write an entire game from a basic idea.


[i]"Grow food in dirt? Save time — eat dirt."[i]
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Insanity Complex
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 01:39
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Granted, you have the software, but so does everybody else, so game making is basically dead, seeing as the general end user is now capable.

I wish the coffee never ran out


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BMacZero
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 02:23
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Hey, you still have to have a good idea to start with!

Granted, you drink too much of it and overdose (too easy!)

I wish for 999999999 wishes.


[i]"Grow food in dirt? Save time — eat dirt."[i]
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Keo C
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 02:24
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Granted, but now you have 999999998 wishes.


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BMacZero
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 02:36
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I wish that Keo would wish for something!


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Keo C
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 03:10
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Granted, but I don't.

(Insert wish here)


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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 03:23
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Granted, you wished for a slice of ham to be inserted into each nostril for the rest of your life, causing severe discomfort and shame.

I wish the tips of my fingers are glow in the dark, to entertain drunk people.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 03:28
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Granted, you're dropped into nuclear waste for that. Then you start mutating and glowing and can't sleep, 'cause you glow all the time. You die alone, glowing, with twelve eyes and shriveled limbs. Cause of death: Insomnia.

I wish for a model of '30 gangsters.


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Corky
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Granted, Real 30 gangsters come to your house and pretend their models, so you get fooled and then they shoot you

I wish my computer would stop freezing

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Benjamin
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 04:24
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Granted, but it catches fire instead.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Quote: "and pretend their models"

Pretend their models what?

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tha_rami
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You get it, but then grammar-nazis come over and kill you for the wrong grammar you used sometime during your life.

I wish to become emo.


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Keo C
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 06:08
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Granted, but we chain you up in the sunlight.


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Granted, nothing ever comes your way. Seriously, your supposed to make a wish to go with your corruption!

I wish people would actually follow the guidelines

famous last words: check this out
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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 18:16
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Granted, I will.

I wish I owned a M-16 that didn't work.

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CoffeeGrunt
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Granted, the you release the safety and it backfires at you...

I wish i had an unlimited supply of sugared, flawless, delicious, uncorruptable, liquid, drinkable, unspiked, drug-free, unpoisoned coffee that is most definitely coffee and not anything else, especially crap........

I shall have my Coffee!!!

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MonoCoder
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 20:40 Edited at: 18th Jan 2008 20:40
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Granted, but I realise I hate those fecking coffee jokes with a passion and throw an unlimited number of mugs at you.

I wish I had a gee-tar.

Shove your shitty MMORPG idea and get me a drink.
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Insanity Complex
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You have a guitar, but because you showed hate to anything related to the miracle known as coffee, we caffeine addicts take your guitar and break it.

I wish sleep was unnecessary, as I'm sure it's the (un)conscious state of pure evil.


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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 21:10 Edited at: 18th Jan 2008 21:12
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Granted, through a new miracle of science a human can be modified so that they don't require sleep, and you're the first lucky candidate. Unfortunately the side effect is that you become a mindless zombie. You're the only one that exhibits the side effect and are shot and killed by your mother. Then everyone else is cured and you're dead. Sorry.




I wish that I had six more beers.


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Diggsey
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 21:11 Edited at: 18th Jan 2008 21:12
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Too slow

@Cash
Granted, but you randomly die before you can drink them...

I wish that NOTHING bad happens to me in the future, present, or past!

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Inspire
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Granted, but I get annoyed because I've heard that before multiple times in this thread.

I wish that I had a better office chair.

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Granted, but it costs you $9999999999999

I wish for lots of cool stuff

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Corky
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Granted, but only I think its cool, you think its dumb and boring. So your brain rots and you die.

I wish for something that wont kill me

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Inspire
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Granted, you get something that will torture you indefinitely.

I wish I had something tasty to drink at the moment (without a urine joke, please).

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Granted, it tastes of nice, but it's randomly fired at 99.999% of the constant at you. You die, naturally.


I wish the constant was constant.


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Inspire
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Hm...so do I. Not granted.

I wish I had my 360 back from Microsoft.

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Granted. It still doesn't work though.


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Sven B
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I wish for a new wish in this wishing thread to make wishes wish they would be wished away.

Then I would wish I would understand my last sentence...

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
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Granted, but the mind power needed to understand it makes you forget everything else and prevents you from learning anything else.

I wish you won't grant this wish.

alus.portbb.com go there.
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*Head explodes*

I wish that my website would get done sooner.

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